The bi-annual 2nd City punch-up occupies DJ, Tate and Turbo and Fat-Boy deserts the Muffins for his "other friends" so Bones is drafted in to accompany Nance, Brett and The Grumpster in a convivial 4-ball. 

Fat-Boy has attended the previous night's AGM which has developed into both a session and a curry and now looks terrible having been out of bed for only ten minutes when he arrives at the club. Thre are reports are that he still finishes up on the winning team, further enhancing his reputation for still being able to play competently when bladdered.

In the match proper Nance and Mr. Grumpy knit together well to claim both nines and the £4 from Brett and Bones, though the individual scores are close. Much of the morning is taken up with the news that Brett has had a long conversation with his Planning Officer and has only just avoided calling her a lesbian and that he's also resurrected the idea of buying a caravan. He thinks he might place it at the Mumbles which, should there be no space at West Wittering in West Sussex, seems the most appropriate alternative.

Aside from the 10 points, Nance collects 13 camels and Mr. Grumpy adds a couple of OOB's.