The first match of the 2011 Tour at Ross on Wye starts on a sour note as Mr. Grumpy embezzles the host club out of £28 by confirming that the Muffins would be 8 in number @£38 per head when they actually turn out to be 7, whereby £42 per head was actually required. The Head Pro chases the Muffins down the 1st fairway but fails to recoup the dosh. 

One-up to the Muffins.

Irregular member Guido claims a handicap of 23 and secures a victory with 37 stableford points but, due to the labyrinthine nature of the Mongu handicap system, somehow avoids a cut.

Fun and games en-route to the Village Hotel in Swansea when Fat-Boy decides that Mr. Grumpy's luggage hold-all is the ideal receptacle for the empty bottles of Stella Artois.