No proper match this week as it's the re-played Turkey Trot and, if possible, the Muffins are actually worse than they were first time around - with the possible exception of Turbo and Nance who at least manage to score something than begins with a three.

As for the rest, Stan sets the tone by biffing his first tee shot OOB which requires DJ to trundle backwards 150 yards. Fat-Boy and Cutie-Cutie can't seem to reach anywhere approximate to the hole with their first putts and Mr. Grumpy plays as if every fairway is 50 yards right of where it actually is.

Among the more notable shots are DJ's drive on the 6th which contrives to hit partner Stan's bag for a two shot penalty; Mr. Grumpy's duffed chip on the 7th which raises Offa's dyke between the clubhead and the ball such that Tate is forced into a double hit with the next attempt and Nance's drive on the 6th which he tops into the stream. Oh what fun.

Suffice it to say that the Muffin's are not required for the Prize Giving Ceremony in the Heaton Lounge.

Normal service will be resumed next week.