Only 3 Muffins accept DJ's kind invitation and on Saturday night the portents are not good as the BBC weather chappie describes the wettest drought the UK has experienced since records began.

A flurry of texts twixt Turbo, Cutie-Cutie and Mr. Grumpy at 07:30 hours confirms the worst and that no one has the bottle to venture forth. So, is this a first? Aside from snow has the weather ever emerged triumphant before? Are the Muffins becoming a load of big jessies?

Answers on a postcard please........