The computer never lies apparently so Fat-Boy's generosity in giving Nance a shot he doesn't deserve down the first combined with Mr. Grumpy's inability to add a simple column of 9 single digit numbers results in a different outcome than the one agreed on in the bar. Nance, Fat-Boy and Stan should have won £2, but finish up with nothing.

Mind you, the 3 ball of Mr. Grumpy, Turbo and Cutie-Cutie had only 2 players down the 14th as Cutie-Cutie's previous evening's Chicken Jalfrezi sought an accelerated exit causing Cutie to run, buttocks firmly clenched, all the way to the sanctuary of the clubhouse and back. Being in close proximity to the copse he could have sought relief "al fresco" in the manner of Fat-Boy, but fortunately no wet wipes were available.

Individually Nance's 33 points was enough to shade victory from a clutch of 32's.