Another wet Sunday but the rumoured "full house" fails to materialise leaving the Muffins with 3 Kings, 3 Jacks and a Queen.

In Fat-Boy's unexplained absence, Brett does the tossing and selects Mr. Grumpy and Turbo as his partners which on the evidence of the front 9 is an unwise decision, but one that is vindicated later on.

It's really soggy, but thankfully not raining and the course is all but deserted making Dave's presence in the hut a largely unprofitable one. At half way it's a 4 point advantage to the 4 ball, principally the responsibility of Nance and Tate, but the back 9 is halved. Tate has a mixed day and the low spot comes on the 14th where he's twenty yards short of the green in two, but then blobs with the three throws of the wedge going much farther than the ball at any stage.

Individually Nance garners the 10 points with an individual 37 followed by Tate with 35.

All this follows a most successful Muffins Annual Dinner kindly organised by the Wawickshire Union of Golf Clubs where, once again, the Muffins are in pole position.

The President of the EGU fulfills his primary purpose in presenting the Summer Trophy to DJ and then does his best to entertain the audience but unfortunately selects to commence his speech just at the moment when all eyes in the room are focussed on Table 17 where the Muffins are conducting the draw for the Turkey Trot. The result of this is:

Cutie Cutie & Mr. Grumpy
Turbo & Fat-Boy
Tate & Brett
Nance & DJ

The Muffins have decided that this will be played on Sunday 14th December.

So, 

Who's got all the gear but no idea?
Who drives for show but putts for dough?

Join us again next time when we play the Weakest Golfer

Goodbye

(wink)

