The tour being a distant memory the Muffins revert to their now traditional awkward 5 ball format, but the course is largely deserted so it's not a problem. Nance decides to partner DJ and Turbo leaving the unfortunate Stan to partner Mr. Grumpy.

Generally the scoring is poor with DJ and Turbo in particular suffering the "game of two halves" syndrome. Mr. Grumpy has no halves at all and Nance is not on song either. Stan provides the team score on 16 of the 18 holes contested and at the conclusion the contest is declared a draw, although subsequently the computer decides otherwise.

Stan takes the ten Muffin points by a clear margin
