Turbo's away on a romantic weekend and DJ and Tate are just away, so it's an unpopular 5-ball, but the weather is inclement and the course is deserted so a 1st tee start is possible. (There's a report that DJ's weekend is being marred by swollen ankles which is a symptom of the menopause apparently).

Anyway Fat-Boy conducts the toss and is closely supervised by Stan such that they end up as partners. It's a non-controversial morning and a clear victory by Nance, Mr. Grumpy and Cutie-Cutie  - who also takes individual top spot.

Mr. Grumpy has stomach problems that necessitated a withdrawal from the previous day's medal. This, allied to Fat-Boy's 4am drinking session and recent form draws a small crowd to the woods adjacent to the 12th tee in anticipation of a possible double-header. In the event some successful buttock clenching gets them through without incident.

There's 16 camels at stake come the 18th. Mr. Grumpy is holding, but gets safely on in three. Fat-Boy hits a good drive and a solid lay-up to the light rough on the left, but then pulls a wedge into an unplayable lie in the left front pot-bunker and takes two to escape to general mirth.