For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.

The match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 20 and 19 points respectively.

The events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  14, 15 and 16 sees them score 7, 6 and 5 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy's help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart on 17 and 18 , losing the match convincingly by the end.

Nance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.