No Brett, no Cutie-Cutie and Fat-Boy decides to play with some other mates so it's another - traditional - five ball that scurries of to the 6th tee. DJ manages a clean 2 ball/3 ball split (it's not hard) that pairs himself with Tate which turns out to be an inspired move.

Now regular readers of this column will be familiar with the scenario where Mr. Grumpy shoots something in the high thirties, loses the match and £4, collects the camels and a couple of OOBs and cops for a handicap cut.