Pennard - "The Links in the Sky" - evokes strong opinions. The Muffins are visiting because of DJ's recommendation and, as it turns out, Guido and Nance in particular love it, Mr. Grumpy hates it. The weather is unreliable. several heavy squalls dampen proceedings and on one hole Nance loses a ball and not one but two umbrellas, such is the wind velocity.

Mr. Grumpy is experimenting with an electric trolley which turns out to be the Devil's invention. Afflicted by a switch that seems to be still "on" when it's "off", the trolley suffers two Senna-like crashes within the first four holes and is only prevented from disappearing over the cliff on the 5th by a particularly alert Fat-Boy. Not only that, keeping it going in the correct direction over humps and bumps where few people ever go proves nigh on impossible.

Elsewhere Guido is racking up an impressive 41 points which can only contribute to his favourable opinion of the place. Mr. Grumpy thinks it should be turned over to potatoes.

Another dispute ensues over lunch. Mr. Grumpy thinks that lunch is included, the Steward opines otherwise. Having come out on top at Ross, the Muffins can afford to be generous and subsequent to the Tour, forensic examination of emails by Mr. Grumpy fails to prove the case one way or the other.