May arrives with a cold "nor-easterly" but 6 Muffins brave the unseasonal conditions with only Brett absent. Non-playing Cutie-Cutie pops up for a walk and a chat, but once again times his run to perfection to arrive one hole after the sandwiches.

Turbo, DJ and Fat-Boy head off and Turbo dumps his first shot into the stream but, with considerable sang-froid, puts all this behind him to tot up 34 points and take the ten Muffins points for the 1st time in the Summer comp.

Bringing up the rear are Nance, Tate and Mr. Grumpy. The latter has lost his game completely - again- and musters only 9 points going out whilst Nance and Tate garner 20 and 18 respectively. But in the game of two halves that the Muffins are famous for, Mr. G somehows contrives to get 18 points coming home whilst Nance and Tate slump to 13 and 8. Naturally this allows them to lose the match and the £4 convincingly.

Fines-wise it's a bumper day. with Owls, Camels, Ducks and OOB's a-plenty to swell the fund by £19.25. And in an interesting test of the rules there is a query as to whether Tate's throwing his wedge into the stream following his ball should actually constitute two Ducks rather than one.

Finally Fat-Boy uses the morning's exercise to tone up some of his muscles, most notably the one controlling his sphincter which, from the 13th hole onwards, is under some pressure to release the previous night's Chicken Jalfrezi into the commodious environs of his underwear. To the relief of his team-mates he reaches the sanctuary of the clubhouse without incident.