A strange week as a maiden appearance by Bainey combined with two guest players, one of whom turns up late PLUS Mr. Grumpy's need to depart early for lunch causes much confusion. The result is a four ball and two three balls the Muffin members of which are then reconstituted as a post round four ball. There are starts from the 1st, 3rd and 6th tees such that no-one speaks to each other all morning. (All clear so far?).

Anyway, the four ball made up of DJ, Turbo, Stan and Mr. Grumpy contrive to win the front nine, but serve up a piss-poor performance coming home to lose the back nine and the match to the composite 4-ball of Tate , Nance, Fat-Boy and Bainey - I think.

It's another good week for the Dinner Fund with camels, OOBs and ducks a-plenty but once again Mr.Grumpy's arse comes under attack; this time from Hanksy who's errant tee shot on the 7th seeks out the Grumpster as he stands on the 5th tee.

In future Mr. Grumpy has resolved to play with a copy of Golf International down the back of his strides.