A slightly chilly morning and the now traditional Muffin 5 ball makes its way to the 6th tee where Fat-Boy decides that he will partner Turbo and DJ leaving Nance to cope with the vagaries of Mr. Grumpy's game.

It appears that time has now caught up with all the Muffins bar one. Trolleys abound and Nance has even succombed to the lure of an electric version that is due any day. 

Poofs all and Mr. Grumpy rests secure in the knowledge that although he may at times play like a girl, at least he won't look like one. It reminds your correspondent of a Gary Newman  hit - Are Friends Electric?.

Anyway, it's not a high quality encounter. DJ and Turbo share top spot with 32 points and Fat-Boy has a day to forget. Mr. Grumpy doesn't make any contribution whatsoever until the last 5 holes by which time the match and £4 is lost.

Turbo collects the camels by virtue of Nance - who is holding them at the time - mysteriously finding Turbo's 5th hole tee shot resting in the bunker by the side of the 4th green.

And finally I think it's worth pointing out that this may be the only thing you read this week that doesn't have a picture of Pippa Middleton in it. 







