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(9,'2008-02-03','2008-02-03 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-03-26 18:15:50',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,32,179,5,8,'Turbo is in Torquay having a late birthday present from his wife, Cutie-Cutie is looking after his children and Fat-Boy is being favourite uncle to his god children; excuses that seem as watertight as a mermaid\'s sphincter, thus only 5 Muffins are available for the 3rd February fixture. \r\n\r\nIt\'s a cold blustery morning and DJ is particularly smug about the previous afternoon\'s rugby, so the prospect of a 1-ball and a 4-ball is especially attractive. However, the course is quiet, so a 5-ball from the 6th tee presents no controversy. Tate throws up (the balls) and selects himself and Brett to take on Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. \r\n\r\nThere\'s fun and games early, as after a great drive down the 7th Tate dunks it in the stream. Foolishly he listens to the Nance who suggests that a de-duck is an option. It isn\'t and in fact results in a re-duck and wet legs. \r\n\r\nIt\'s even-stephen\'s after 9 holes whereupon the 2 ball cruise to a back nine margin of 4 points and the match. \r\n\r\nThe 13th sees 4 balls surrounding the flag and Tate in the bunker. Brett holes for a 2. As does Mr. Grumpy, followed by Nance and then remarkably DJ. Tate gets down in 4. \r\n\r\nThe 15th sees 4 balls surrounding the flag and Tate in the bunker. Disappointingly, although Tate fulfils his part of the contract with another 4, only Nance gets the 2. \r\n\r\nIndividual honours go to Brett with a very useful 41 points and only one display of petulance resulting from a 3 stab on the 11th. Nance takes 2nd spot with 37 points but 5 camels. In the 2 ball 4 camels go to guess who. \r\n\r\nEarly intelligence suggests that a full-house of all 8 Muffins may be \"on\" for Sunday 10th. Watch this space.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(10,'2008-01-13','2008-01-13 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-17 21:17:10',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,32,212,6,8,'Sunday 13th January dawns grey and overcast and rain is forecast, but Nance assures the assembled company that it wont start until 12 noon which, even with Bretts haphazard starting arrangements, should see the boys back in the sanctuary of the bar well before the deluge. There are two absentees. Turbo is preparing Mr. Grumpys lunch and once again Fat-Boy has prioritised riding the pigskin bus into tuna town above the company of his chums. \r\n\r\nUndemocratically Nance decides to supervise the toss up and sends DJ, Tate and Cutie-Cutie out before himself, Mr. Grumpy and Brett. The start is from the 6th which counterbalances the toughest opening drive against the welcome prospect of early sandwiches. Tate, DJ and Cutie-Cutie all streak drives up the middle, but its a false dawn and the match turns out to be a routine victory for the second three ball by 88 points to 79 with both nines going comfortably their way. In mitigation DJ is at pains to point out that Nance, Mr. Grumpy and Brett are actually playing cumulatively 16 shots above their true handicap to Tate, Cutie-Cutie and DJs mere 4. Its a good point, well made, but nothing that a couple of more regular appearances by Cutie-Cutie cant correct. \r\n\r\nIndividual honours are shared by Nance and Mr. Grumpy with 40 points, Mr. Grumpy also collecting a mere two camels and an OOB. Normal service is resumed in the other 3 ball with Tate picking up 10 bactrians or dromedaries (but which has got the two humps?).',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(11,'2008-01-06','2008-01-06 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-17 21:17:37',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,34,26,185,6,8,'You know where you are with Ivor Robson. If he says your tee time is 08:30am, then 08:30 am it is. Not \'08:30am but possibly 08:15am, and I\'ll start when I get there\'. Brett hasn\'t even got a nice green blazer. \r\n\r\nIt\'s January 6th, the first Sunday of 2008 and 6 Muffins slip and slide their way down an icy Mirfield Road at various times after 08:30am for another round of the Winter Trophy. It promises to be a blue sky morning, but Jack Frost has nipped out for eighteen holes early doors, so the boys don plenty of layers and walk out into a winter wonderland. Tate does the tossing and walks to the tee accompanied by Brett and Turbo, leaving Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy to bring up the rear. \r\n\r\nThe wittering commences early, even before the first ball is struck and had Brett realised that progress was going to be hindered by winter foursomes all morning, he might have departed there and then. In the icy conditions a secure foothold is at a premium - something that eludes Nance throughout. On many of the mats he resembles Bambi on ice, on others an even less attractive version of Jayne Torvill (not possible - Ed). But then with his strange feet and even in perfect conditions, only 60% of the potential sole surface area contacts the turf anyway. \r\n\r\nAt the very welcome sarnies and thimble of coffee, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy hold a three point lead and though Tate, Brett and Turbo win the back 9 by two, they go down overall by just one. Individual honours are shared by DJ and Turbo with 34 points apiece. Turbo has a great back 9 of 20 points and DJ extracts 10 from the last 3 holes. Everyone else benefits from some useful upward handicap adjustments. Partially the result of being on the 18th green in 3, but still failing to score, Brett\'s Muffins-adjusted handicap is now pretty much double his CONGU one. Mr. Grumpy loses his winter camel virginity and collects 15, many self inflicted, whilst in the \'battle of the camel meisters\' Tate steps up to the plate with 10 and adds a couple of OOBs for good measure. ',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(12,'2007-12-30','2007-12-30 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-17 21:17:59',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,26,174,5,8,'No report - the chief reporter was spending quality time with his other half, and no-else could be arsed to put pen to paper.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(13,'2007-12-23','2007-12-23 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-24 16:50:35',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,24,181,6,8,'\"In the bleak mid-winter \r\n\r\nFrosty wind made moan \r\n\r\nEarth was hard as iron \r\n\r\nWater like a stone............\" \r\n\r\nWell Sunday 23rd December wasn\'t quite that bad, but a frosty, fresh morning sees 6 Muffins heading down Mirfield Road for week 6 of the winter competition. Some sort of virus has laid out DJ and Cutie Cutie is on parenting duties, so the Chief Tosser does what comes naturally and pits Tate, Turbo and Nance against himself, Mr. Grumpy and Brett. The overnight frost has firmed up the greens and makes ball spotting in the rough a tad dodgy, so the boys quickly appreciate that useful upward handicap adjustments are on offer. The first three run away with the front nine and run up a 10 point cushion, largely due to an impressive 21 points from Tate. But the cold weather has caused some sort of metal atrophy in his square driver and it sounds more like a 1960\'s \'Swan Brand\' kettle than ever. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Mr. Grumpy and Brett pull themselves together on the back nine and shade it by two points to reduce the financial penalty to only £2. Tate\'s individual 38 takes the ten points and he loses a shot. Mr. Grumpy is next up with 35 - a par performance. Everyone else will move up next week excepting Cutie Cutie, whose continual non-appearances will make him the only single figure handicap Muffin come twelfth night. Turbo graciously accepts 9 camels and a duck but his (and Tate\'s) reputation as the joint Dukes of Hazard now passes to Brett who, for the third week running takes the camels; on this occasion just a baker\'s dozen. \r\n\r\nAll are encouraged by the knowledge that the nights are now drawing out and all look forward expectantly to Christmas morning when impecunious, uncaring and thoughtless relatives will supply the usual tube of Top Flights, plastic tees, a right handed glove and a pair of novelty golf socks rather than the TaylorMade \'Burner\' that was on the list. Bastards. ',2,'fatboyonleft of16th.jpg','Fat-Boy pulls again.  This time to the left of the 16th.',200,0,0,1),
(14,'2007-12-09','2007-12-09 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-24 17:41:46',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,23,123,4,8,'Sunday December 9th dawns dank and dismal. It\'s persisting down again and certainly not the conditions for lily-livered nancy boys, so accordingly only Fat-Boy, Turbo, Nance and Mr. Grumpy splosh their way to the 1st tee. The Chief Tosser juggles the spheroids and selects Nance as his partner. As the fairways are soaked and the greens have patches of casual water, all anticipate a beneficial outcome on their handicaps. There are also areas that resemble The Baseball Ground or Loftus Road in the 1970\'s but it\'s \'millionaires golf\' as strangely there seem to be few other members out and about, aside from one sad git who\'s spotted playing up the 6th in a downpour on his tod. \r\n\r\nThe lack of custom also means a lack of sandwiches, so even the respite of the hut on the 10th tee is denied our 4 heroes. It\'s not an especially close game and Nance and Fat-Boy take the £4. Individually, Nance accumulates 36 points followed by Mr. Grumpy on 34. Fat-Boy collects 10 camels and a duck, Nance and Turbo also have ducks, to which Turbo adds a couple of OOBs. All in all a less than satisfactory morning but hey, it\'s better than being lumbered with jobs around the house. Despite the inclement weather, a member who should probably be in panto in Arbroath is also present. ',2,'muff002.jpg','A bit of bush trouble for Mr. Grumpy',200,0,0,1),
(15,'2007-11-25','2007-11-25 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-17 21:20:20',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,34,212,6,8,'Sunday 25th November and to avoid the Ladies Salver the Muffins make an early start at 08:00am, which has nothing whatsoever to do with Mr. Grumpy needing to get off early for lunch. Unusually it\'s a Brett-free week as he\'s claiming \'a sore heel\' which, in the litany of Muffin\'s excuses, is a pretty lame one (geddit?!). It\'s also a Cutie Cutie free week and there\'s talk of an aggregated roll-up fine for continuous non-appearances. But it doesn\'t get much beyond an opening proposition by the Fat-Boy. \r\n \r\nMr. Grumpy proudly shows off his new hat which bears his name \r\nAnyway, the Top Tosser does his thing and selects himself, Tate and Turbo against Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. \r\n\r\nDJ has a new driver, it\'s a legal version of his old driver, but seems never rise more than 3 feet off the ground. It will be in the garage alongside the square one before Christmas. \r\n\r\nUnder the new handicap system people are getting shots in all sorts of new places and Mr. Grumpy capitalises on his two shots up the 7th with a 4 nett 2. It\'s a game of two halves. Team B are 2 points ahead at the sarnies, but Team A pull themselves together on the back nine to win by the same margin and, perhaps uniquely, the match is halved, 84 to 84. For Team B, DJ collects 11 camels, Nance having survived a sweaty-palmed wedge from thick rough. For Team B, Fat-Boy collects 8 camels, Turbo having putted his way in from 120 yards on the final hole. \r\n\r\nIndividually it\'s a close run thing with only a 3 point spread. Tate and Mr. Grumpy tie on 37, no-one\'s worse than 34 and despite 2 handicap-protecting BOOBs on 16 and 18, Mr. Grumpy loses his two shots up the 7th. \r\n\r\nThere\'s a welcome return to the putting green of a diminutive, Scottish comedienne. ',1,'muff001.jpg','Mr. Grumpy proudly shows off his new hat which bears his name',200,0,0,1),
(16,'2007-11-18','2007-11-18 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-18 12:58:58',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,33,24,174,6,8,'\"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow! You cataracts and hurricanes spout till you have drench\'d our steeples, drown\'d the cocks! \r\n\r\nDJ finds a bit of tree trouble at the 7th \r\nSunday 18th November and the same tempest that pissed on King Lear strikes OGC. Nance\'s confident prediction of the previous afternoon that, \"it will have all blown over by the morning\" proves as reliable as that of Michael Fish. In fact it\'s all a bit of a lash up. The Honourable Member for Wittering on the G reen has decreed a split start as Cutie Cutie has a lunchtime appointment. In the event and as late as 07:31am, Cutie Cutie cries off in a text to Nance citing amoebic dysentry. Popular opinion reasons that it\'s actually \'cos of the weather. Nance and Mr. Grumpy, Cutie Cutie\'s original 08:00am partners, are now in danger of attracting a lateness fine, but in the event all those present walk to the 1st for 08:15. \r\n\r\nThe Tosser performs and Brett, Turbo and Nance stride confidently to the tee. The three tee shots aggregate less than 150 yards and Nance actually contrives to hit the GUR ribbons just over the bridge. Mr. Grumpy, Fat-Boy and DJ are somewhat better, but it\'s obviously going to be a long, wet, cold morning. Nonetheless, the front 9 is halved with the teams sharing 35 points at the sandwiches. In a rules query on the 4th, Brett inquires whether a substantial branch can be moved in the bunker. Nance reminds Brett of the \"loose impediment\" ruling and Brett, \"wittering the while\", has to hoick ball and timber out together. On the 7th, DJ\'s ball lodges in a small coppice at the foot of a tree and claims an exceptional \"unplayable lie.\" On the same hole Mr. Grumpy prophetically describes how his \"5 nett 4\" will actually be a \"5 nett 3\" in the coming weeks. \r\n\r\nThe Back 9 is a bit of a stroll for DJ, Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy as they imerge with a total of 71 points to Team A\'s 67. DJ and Fat-Boy are thus £3 better off, but Brett has legged it, so Mrs Grumpy will have no money for food in the week ahead. DJ extracts the full 10 points with a personal 33 and Mr. Grumpy gets his two shots up the 7th next week. Turbo collects 9 Camels, DJ a mere 3 and Brett adds an OOB. Cutie Cutie\'s fines are debated at length. \r\n\r\nFinally, it\'s the \"New Members Lunch\" which allows Fat-Boy to audit the horizontal jogging potential of the New Member\'s Wives. ',1,'problems_for_dj_on_the_7th.jpg','DJ finds a bit of tree trouble at the 7th',200,0,0,1),
(17,'2007-11-11','2007-11-11 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-17 21:00:25',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,35,28,228,7,8,'Sunday 11th November, the eleventh day of the eleventh month and at 11:00am the Muffins join with people across the UK in two minutes silence to remember our fallen heroes. It also allows Brett a moment to pause for breath in what had been, up to then, a constant stream of wittering. As early as the 2nd hole his second shot from the practice ground is self-described as \'blistering\' and \'my shot of the winter season\'. Nothing in the rest of his round threatens the accuracy of the prediction, but by the 12th green he has actually descended into \'wittering\' about the standard of \'wittering\'. There is no hope. \r\n\r\nPrior to this, Fat-Boy, the Chief Tosser dressed for a more tropical clime and in unusually incompetent fashion, pits himself, Turbo and Tate against Nance, DJ, Brett and Mr. Grumpy. Operating to the new handicap system, most Muffins benefit from extra shots, but few seem to take advantage. The match is a little one-sided, the four-ball extracting maximum pecuniary advantage. DJ and Mr. Grumpy ( a miss-print surely - Ed ) share top honours with individual 35\'s, followed by Nance, Tate and Turbo with 33\'s. Turbo\'s mental toughness is tested on the 12th tee as, on his backswing, Fat-Boy mentions his previous week\'s encounter with a \'stiffy on the Liffey\'. Un-phased, Turbo streaks one up the middle. \r\n\r\nNance achieves a record 9 BPLS\'s and Fat-Boy, having struck himself with the ball twice on consecutive shots, looks forward to an extra 1.4 on his handicap. For the second week in a row, Brett collects the camels. ',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(18,'2007-11-04','2007-11-04 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-24 16:49:08',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,222,7,8,'Sunday 4th November sees Justin Rose win the Volvo Masters and the Vardon Trophy, but the eyes of the golfing world are actually on Olton Golf Club as the Muffins contest the first match of the Winter 2007/8 Season. It\'s a competition that only Nance understands, it involves weekly society handicap adjustments and thus will attract much controversy. In the absence of the Chief Tosser who, according to Nance is pursuing horizontal refreshment in the Emerald Isle, Bones is drafted in to make a full complement of 8 and Brett is proposed and seconded as Deputy Tosser. The motion is carried unamimously. He determines that he, Nance, the erstwhile Mr. Grumpy and Tate will take on DJ, Cutie Cutie, Turbo and Bones. \r\n\r\nDJ and Bones play the first 9 like Nick Dougherty but, with Cutie Cutie playing like Pete Doherty, Team B only manage a slender 1 point lead at the sandwiches, by 56 points to 55. They wouldn\'t have this if Brett hadn\'t played Mr. Grumpys ball from deep rough on the 5th, occasioning Mr. Grumpy to commit the reverse offence. In fact it\'s a vintage day for \"Brettisms\". He declares his 3rd shot on the 2nd hole to be his \"shot of the day\" and on the 12th, standing on the back fringe in 3, confidently and gloomily predicts a zero score and then chips-in. In Team B, Cutie Cutie, flushed with his recent success on the marine mammal front, attempts congress with a tree. \r\n\r\nThe match goes to Team A with a back 9 of 59 to Team B\'s 53 and Nance takes individual honours with a useful 38. Camel drama is maintained right up to the 18th. After a good drive and a good \'girlie bunt\', Brett duffs a 3/4 sand wedge into the right front bunker to relieve Mr. Grumpy. In Team B, DJ brings relief to Turbo by bunkering immediately after \'ducking\' to collect 9. In a mark of respect to Tate and Turbo who, uniquely, are a camel free zone, the club flag is lowered to half mast. ',1,'brettcamels.jpg','Brett on his way to a monster camel count on the last day of the season.',200,0,0,1),
(20,'2008-01-20','2008-01-20 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-24 16:49:39',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,32,253,7,8,'There\'s been a constant deluge all week destined to make Jan 08 the wettest on record but OGC is holding up and it is full greens for another round of the Winter Trophy. It\'s nearly a full house, only Cutie-Cutie is absent. Pausing only to adminish Mr. Grumpy for his inaccurate reporting of the reasons for his previous weeks non-appearance, Fat-Boy tosses up. He sends out Nance, Turbo and Brett as a 3 ball and follows up with himself, Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy, all from the 6th tee. \r\n\r\nMr Grumpy\'s drive trundles down the path by the yellow tee and finshes among the embryo daffodils in the spinney. Not an auspicious start and one from which in the old days there would have been no return. \r\n\r\nNance forecasts a dry morning and in recognition of his forecasting skills the boys set out with full waterproofs and brollies but, as early as the 3rd hole, Brett has stripped down to fewer layers than he usually wears in August. It\'s a welcome airing for the crumpled yellow tank top he bought off Frank Spencer. In fact Nance declares that the weather will be \"skirting above us\". An unusual use of the adverb. \r\n\r\nAs a match it is a tad one-sided. The 4 ball reach the turn in 46 points, 5 to the good and extend the lead by a further point on the back to win by 90 points to 84. \r\n\r\nIt is a highly lucrative day on the camel front and playing the 5th as the final hole adds to the drama. Nance picks up 15 camels and adds an OOB, but Tate defies the bookies and emerges unscathed from the 4 ball. He, along with DJ and Mr. Grumpy favour the \'pushy/slappy approach\', taking full advantage of the wind to knock their drives into the wet rough right. Fat-Boy hits the only authentic shot into the left hand trap. DJ then knocks it into the front right trap and duffs his third shot to leave it in whilst Tate and Mr Grumpy nervously scramble onto the green. It is now up to Fat-Boy to get out in one - which he manages. DJ collects 18. \r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy racks up 40 points for the second week running to shade it from Brett by a point. It cannot last. \r\n\r\nFinally Muffins are reminded to get their application forms off for the OGC Annual Dinner. ',1,'brettdrive17th.jpg','Not completing his backswing - plenty of work for Butch Harmon here ?',150,0,0,1),
(21,'2008-01-27','2008-01-27 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-18 20:26:40',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,31,242,7,8,'The match report for 27th January missed the publishing deadline by some margin. Chief hack Mr. Grumpy clearly needs some IT training, demonstrating refreshing incompetence in the use of his mouse. Regular readers of the organ will be pleased to hear that chief IT wizz, Nance, has once again got him out of the sh*t. Match report for 6th January has now been restored, and the report for 27th is in its rightful place. \r\n\r\nThe following weak-kneed excuse was published by the chief hack on realising his mistake... \r\n\r\n\"Fans of the Muffins Match Report will notice that this weeks report has mysteriously filed itself under 6th January. The original report for 6th January has probably now disappeared - unless self styled \'IT wizz\' Nance can retrieve it from some archive and restore it. \r\n\r\nThe uncharitable reader will assign responsibility for this error to Mr. Grumpy and assign him to the drawer marked \'luddite\'. \r\n\r\nThe more savvy individual will understand it\'s probably a flaw in the software or some other techie-type thingummy-bobby.\" \r\n\r\nThe proper report follows ... \r\n\r\nAn encouragingly early Saturday confirmation convinces 7 Muffins to assemble for another round of the Winter Comp. It\'s a nice morning, if still a little \'squidgy\' underfoot and the Fat-Boy sends out DJ, Tate and Brett to be followed by the \'original Muffins\' i.e. Nance, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo and himself. \r\n\r\nIt\'s a strange morning for the fourball team as conversations are dominated by matters relating to self abuse. On the 6th fairway Mr. Grumpy has to wait while a 3 ball tees off from the 5th. This immediately leads to a discussion between Nance and Fat-Boy on the correct collective noun for a bunch of w*****s. Suggestions include a \'Fist\' and a \'Blindness\'. Of more significance is their clear assumption that any non-Muffins are habitual companions of Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters. \r\n\r\nLater, the Fat-Boy decribes a Russell Brand sketch on the theme of masterbation he recently saw on TV. Innocently he describes this as being rather \'near the knuckle\'. \r\n\r\nOn the golf front it\'s a clear victory for the 4 ball led by individual winner Fat-Boy with 37 points. A couple of team 43\'s for a total of 86 points is enough to win by 6. But a lack of change and Brett having legged it ensures that no money changes hands. \r\n\r\nFines-wise Tate enhances his reputation as the Desert Fox with 6 camels whilst Mr. Grumpy commits the schoolboy error of chipping into the back right bunker on the 18th just seconds after Fat-Boy has dunked his approach into the back left. He thus collects 14.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(22,'2008-02-10','2008-02-10 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-18 20:17:08',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,42,32,288,8,8,'Bright, sunny, if a little frosty early doors it\'s a full house for the second Sunday in Feb\'s round of the Winter Comp. It\'s also an incident packed start with Moray relating the tale of how girlfriend Julie, in polite company, complained that \"Moray won\'t take me up the chocolate aisle\" without adding the crucial extra information \"in Tesco\'s\". Why she is so keen to engage in base carnality with the Fat-Boy in a crowded retail emporium has yet to be explained. \r\n\r\nWhilst Fat-Boy is speaking, Mr. Grumpy is loosening up with the R7 on the patio and sends up a shower of sparks that would make Ray Mears damp with excitement. \r\n\r\nThere is also confusion about which tee to start from and so the toss is conducted in the middle of the 3rd fairway whilst another group of non-entities try to play through. Fat-Boy, Turbo, Tate and Mr. Grumpy head for the 6th tee while Brett, Nance, Cutie-Cutie and DJ head for the 3rd. \r\n\r\nOn the 9th, Tate, from an excellent drive to Position A, contrives to hit a slappy, pushy, crap approach that pings off a tree by the trolley park and richochets to a two foot gimme. It\'s a sign and playing to Captain Fat-Boy\'s instructions, Team A put together two 9\'s of 61 points for a two shot overall victory. This despite Turbo hittng both Tate\'s bag from the 12th tee and Mr.Grumpy\'s ball with his own on the 14th fairway. \r\n\r\nIt\'s less straightforward for Team B and taking ten minutes to find Cutie-Cutie\'s ball marker on the frosted 3rd green is an unpropitious start. \r\n\r\nTeam A also contrive to find a use for words such as \"propensity\", \"malevolence\" and \"parsimonious\" during the round. These would have been wasted on the Nance who thinks that \"erudite\" is a type of glue. \r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy collects a max with 42 points with Nance and DJ in joint second with 39. In a team that contains both Tate and Turbo, Mr.Grumpy is crestfallen to collect 7 camels, but fittingly for a man who carries a broom handled sink plunger in his bag, Tate picks up a couple of ducks.',1,'dj2.jpg','DJ with yet another BPLS',200,0,0,1),
(27,'2008-02-17','2008-02-17 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-02-19 21:01:43',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,32,26,209,7,8,'Sunday 17th February dawns bright, but cold and very frosty and 7 Muffins assemble at 08:15am. Brett is wearing his entire wardrobe and even the Fat-Boy has got a couple of layers on, which start chaffing his nipples by the 7th. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy tosses up the taters on the 1st tee but the frozen ground sees them bounce high in the air. The result is that Fat-Boy, Nance and Mr. Grumpy will take on Turbo, Brett, DJ and Tate. \r\n\r\nWith the greens hard as granite any approach shot landing on the dance floor careers 20 yards through the back. Anything played too cleverly gathers a load of snow and stops short. It\'s a lottery. \r\n\r\nAs an example, the ideal landing spot on the 5th is actually in the stream, a strategy that both Nance and Tate employ marvellously. Tate at least then chips in for his par 3. \r\n\r\nFor the 3 ball, Mr. Grumpy plays well for 17 points at the turn, but then falls apart like a Chinese motorcycle and adds only 9 points on the back. Fortunately the Fat-Boy steps up and turns a first nine 12 points into a total of 32 for joint 1st individual place with Brett. \r\n\r\nNance considers himself particularly unlucky. Apparently his 6\'s on both the 16th and 17th don\'t contain a bad shot. (That\'s apart from the drive that hits a tree, the pushed 2nd, the fat wedge, the crap chip, the thinned bunker shot and the putts that roll 5 feet past). \r\n\r\nAided by a useful 31 points from Turbo the 4-Ball take the match with the 9\'s shared although, in true Muffins style, the scorecards seem to be no more than a rough approximation of what actually occured. \r\n\r\nCamels-wise Brett collects a bakers dozen whilst Mr. Grumpy mistakenly assumes that the 18th green has defrosted enough to accept a beautifully struck 53 degree wedge to its heart. It hasn\'t and it doesn\'t. The ball bounces through into the back bunker whereupon a disconsolate Mr. Grumpy leaves it in to collect 12. There is no God - it\'s official.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(28,'2008-02-24','2008-02-24 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-03-02 19:25:10',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,28,129,4,8,'Camel Fest and Sandwich Crisis Enlivens last Match of Winter!!\r\n\r\nTurbo is \'overnighting\' in the Cotswolds and DJ and Tate are off in the USA, so it\'s a dodgy 5-Ball in prospect until Fat-Boy phones Cutie-Cutie on Saturday lunchtime and tells him he can\'t play. Accordingly just 4 tip up for an 08:15 start on a spring-like morning. \r\n\r\nThe tosser decides it\'s Nance and Mr. Grumpy versus Brett and himself and they tee off on the 6th. The first drama comes as early as the 7th hole where 6 camels are racked up. By the end of the 8th the total has climbed to 10, aided and abetted by Fat-Boy who contrives to be in a bunker with both his first and his third shots.\r\n\r\nThe second drama plays out in the half-way hut where the ladies, (resembling Ena Sharples, Minnie Cauldwell and Martha Longhurst in early episodes of \'Corrie\')are complaining they\'ve been sacked from sandwich duties \'cos the steward wants to take over\'. The fact that Lawrence is actually too tall to fit in the hut has, apparently, been overlooked.\r\n\r\nMatch-wise it\'s not too much of a contest. While Mr. Grumpy takes a few holes to find his touch, Nance keeps the score rolling and when Mr. G finally does shapes up, it\'s all one-way traffic. Sharing top honours with 36 points and a team total of 46, Nance and Mr. Grumpy emerge winners by 10 points and £4 the richer.\r\n\r\nWhilst not progressing at quite the rate of the early holes, there\'s still 20 camels at stake on the 5th and final tee. Nance is first on the oche and stakes his claim by knocking it into the second right trap. Mr. Grumpy and Fat-Boy are wide right. This leaves Brett - who\'s only contributed one of the total - and now predicts that the golfing gods will be against him. Sure enough he slaps it into the bunker front left to collect, in bingo parlance, \'two little ducks -twenty two\'.\r\n\r\nThen, to avoid any disaster, Fat-Boy contrives to hit a chip so far right of the bunker, it rolls up the path to the 6th tee.\r\n\r\nOther sundries include 2 OOB\'s to Mr. Grumpy and 1 to Fat-Boy and if there were fines for hitting trees, Brett would have collected 5 in just 3 holes.',1,'majbehindtree.jpg','Mr. Grumpy with a bit of tree trouble',150,0,0,1),
(30,'2008-03-02','2008-03-02 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-03-15 21:54:18',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,29,236,7,8,'It\'s the first day of Summer - Muffin time - but no one has told God who\'s decided to serve up a bright yet cold and blustery one for the opening match of the Summer Season.\r\n\r\nThe Summer season differs from the Winter season only in as much that the handicap adjustment system is even more arcane.\r\n\r\nIt\'s not clear whether Cutie-Cutie is unavailable or waiting (in vain) for the Fat-Boy to give him permission to play, so just the 7 Muffins perambulate to the 1st tee.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy chucks them up and potters off up the 1st with Brett and Turbo for company leaving Nance, Mr. Grumpy, DJ and Tate to ride drag. Along with DJ, Tate has only recently returned from South Carolina where he has seemingly left his game. He visits all parts of the course, as well as parts that aren\'t, on the first three holes. Nance is struggling with \'man-flu\', Mr. Grumpy has a niggling DIY injury and DJ putts like Stevie Wonder, so at the sarnies the 4-ball are already 6 points in arrears.\r\n\r\nIt\'s Lawrence\'s 1st day in the sandwich hut (which has had a mezzanine floor fitted) and by common acclaim they are the best yet, and even accompanied by a decent sized cup of coffee.\r\n\r\nNance now elects himself Captain (non playing) and delivers a series of bollockings such that the 4-ball manage to squeak the back 9 by a point and reduce the fiscal deficit to only £2.\r\n\r\nBrett has a good day, achieving his ambition of avoiding any double bogies to rack up 40 points. Mr. Grumpy nudges into 2nd spot with 36 just ahead of Fat-Boy with 35.\r\n\r\nTate and the Fab-Boy are the camel-meisters with 8 and 14 respectively.\r\n\r\nOn the patio DJ is thrown by a cheery English greeting from an unexpected source and for a moment it even seems that the fabled \'Curry Night\' might be inked into the calendar, but no, it\'s another false start. ',1,'cutiedrive6th.jpg','Muffins get retina burns tracing the path of Cutie-Cutie\'s drive.  Week 2 of the SUMMER season.',300,0,0,1),
(31,'2008-03-09','2008-03-09 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-03-15 21:49:19',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,35,26,182,6,8,'Week two of the Summer season and Turbo and Fat-Boy are both away. Fat-Boy\'s absence allows Cutie-Cutie to sneak up for a game so it\'s 6 players from the 6th tee.\r\n\r\nNance chucks \'em up and sends out DJ, Cutie-Cutie and Mr. Grumpy to be followed by Tate, Brett and Nance himself. The camel caravan starts early as DJ contrives to knock his opening drive into the bunker by the side of the second green via the spinney between the 5th and 6th. Somehow he still makes a five!\r\n\r\nIt\'s bright, sunny, if a little parky and for players of even modest ability good scores could have been routine. However, \'modest ability\' is the Achilles Heel. Nance is lucky to complete his round at all having been a victim of multiple stab wounds on the 7th and 8th. Brett contrives to amass 8 single point holes on the front 9 and tots up only 26 points with no blobs.\r\n\r\nDJ goes round like Westwood - unfortunately Vivienne, not Lee.\r\n\r\nOnly Cutie-Cutie distinguishes himself with a winning 35 points ahead of Mr. Grumpy with 32. His Grumpiness collects 11 camels, 4 of which are self inflicted on the last two holes and Nance weighs in with a similar amount. \r\n\r\nThere is much controversy at the end with Brett tactically lagging a 5 foot putt on the 4th in order not to be last to play on the 5th. This causes Tate to knock his tee shot wide right of the 5th green from where, in trying to avoid the bunker, he smacks his ball into the woods. Stroke and distance penalties result and he has to play the shot again. Tate is not a happy camper.\r\n\r\nDJ, Cutie-Cutie and Mr. Grumpy take the match and the £4, 77 points to 72 and 4 OOB\'s plus a mallard each from the losing 3-ball swells the \'Curry Night\' kitty. It\'s just a pity there will never be one.\r\n\r\n ',2,'djbunker2nd.jpg','DJ finds the greenside bunker on the 2nd, from the 6th tee !',300,0,0,1),
(32,'2008-03-16','2008-03-16 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-03-16 14:35:54',0,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,33,39,20,175,6,8,'Typical Summer season conditions greeted Muffins for the 3rd match of the season, with considerable moisture both underfoot and in the air.  Waterproofs were the order of the day. Had Fat-Boy been in attendance, no doubt he\'ll have had his t-shirt and shorts on, but he was apres-skiing elsewhere.  Mr. Grumpy was also absent, using some of our well-earned tax dollars on a short break with Mrs. Grumpy.  Cutie-Cutie was enjoying an extended period on top of the table.\r\n\r\nA potentially awkward 5-ball was supplemented by a late request from Bones to make a rare outing. 3rd string tosser Tate decreed that he would go off first with Brett and Bones, leaving Nance, DJ and Turbo to come up the rear. Even though Muffins were probably the only ones on the course, a start from the 3rd was thought necessary.\r\n\r\nIt was obvious from the outset that the conditions were to play a big part in the scoring, all Muffins were looking forward to suitable handicap adjustments come the end of the day.  DJ was managing to get his ball around the course, though only just - his drive to the middle of the 16th fairway went via Links Drive, his tee shot to the 5th green pitch first on the front of the ladies tee.  Turbo, too, was having a few problems - his drive off the 6th failed to travel as far as DJ the previous week when he dumped into the greenside bunker on the 2nd.  \r\n\r\nNance, DJ and Turbo were looking forward to handing over a full £4 from very early in the round, and so it proved.  With none of them putting a score together, a defeat by 79-64 was only to be expected.  Brett, for once, made a significant contribution to his team score by using his silly handicap to good effect in accumulating a magnificent 39 points.  Everyone else trailed in his wake.  \r\n\r\nThe curry fund benefited from a few boobs and ducks, and notably 16 camels from Bones and 9 from DJ.\r\n\r\nIt\'s Easter next week, and Muffins will be looking forward to better weather for the International Pairs, the Lombard Trophy, and more importantly, week 4 of the Muffins Summer Season.',1,'img00011.jpg','Nance\'s chaffing provisions!',200,0,0,1),
(38,'2008-03-23','2008-03-23 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:29:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,31,218,6,8,'Charlie Neill has issued a snow warning and accordingly at 7:00am when the alarm goes off, a white carpet covers the ground. The Greenkeeper\'s recorded message reveals that \"the course is unplayable, but open on full greens\" and after a flurry of texts it\'s decided that a little snow isn\'t sufficient to deter our heroes - unless your name is Cutie-Cutie of course.\r\n\r\nAs it turns out, by 8:30am it\'s all melted away and the course is in top nick. Six Muffins are joined by \"Big Dave\" and the top tosser selects Nance and Brett to join him leaving DJ, Big Dave, Mr. Grumpy and Tate to bring up the rear.\r\n\r\nDJ\'s practice swing on the 1st blasts a peice of mud and grit into the Fat-Boy\'s eye, but that doesn\'t stop him compiling 20 points at the sarnies, matched by another 20 by Brett. Nance\'s 17 gives the threesome a handy halfway lead, but in a resurrection worthy of an Easter Sunday, DJ\'s individual 22 points en-route to a winning 41 keeps the 4-ball in the hunt.\r\n\r\nCourtesy of his 6 feet 7 inches, Big Dave is consistent knocking the ball into the next county highlighted by the tee shot on 16, which would have landed on the 12th green had the tree by the 17th tee not intervened.\r\n\r\nThe final analysis in the club house requires several places of decimals to sort out the winners from the nowhere men. In the event the 4-ball achieve an emphatic and resounding victory by a clear 0.125 points which naturally leads to much wittering.\r\n\r\nCamels-wise Tate re-emphasises his supremacy with 12 but is put in the shade by Nance who collects a full-house of 6 camels, 2 OOB\'s and a duck.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(39,'2008-03-30','2008-03-30 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:29:39',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,42,28,243,7,8,'How are the mighty fallen........once upon a time Brett\'s word was law. \'Twas he alone who notified the Muffins who played and when. But nowadays he\'s relegated to being Fat-Boy\'s texting bitch. It\'s the Fat-Boy who is the self-appointed sole arbiter of who can play and when. \r\n\r\nDJ has a Sky Box crisis requiring an early finish so on Saturday Fat-Boy details Tate and a reluctant Turbo to be his partners for an 8am start - regardless of the clocks going forward and a plethora of 5-balls out on the course. (And without consulting Fat-Boy, they also pick up some waif and stray a few holes in).\r\n\r\nThis allows Fat-Boy himself, Mr. Grumpy, Brett and Nance to enjoy a relatively relaxed tee off at 9am, although popular opinion has it that the latter two never actually start at all.\r\n\r\nWith several holes and an hour between the teams scoring comparisons are difficult. But the bush telegraph suggests that despite Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy bagging a 21 and a 20 at the sarnies, a less than competent display by the other two leaves the 4-ball somewhat in arrears. An egg crisis in the kitchen does little to raise Brett\'s spirits and as Mr. Grumpy\'s game deteriorates, Fat-Boy is left to do all the scoring.\r\n\r\nHowever, it\'s a game of two halves as the 3-ball falter on the back (the pre-dawn start taking it\'s toll) leaving the match tied 85-85 with the 9\'s shared. Not even several decimal places can sort out a winner.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy\'s 42 points, which strangely includes not a single memorable shot, is more than enough for 10 points and a slashed handicap. Tate and DJ tie second with 38, the rest nowhere. (In the main match Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy give Brett and Nance a good dicking, 5 and 4).\r\n\r\nNance is becoming a bit of a camel connoisseur and bags 8 whilst you-know-who collects 11. Mr. Grumpy contrives a double-OOB on the 18th whilst Brett\'s duck on the 5th is not a thing of beauty.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(40,'2008-04-13','2008-04-13 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-19 19:16:59',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s the Sunday of the London Marathon and the Muffins reason that there\'s little point in trying to cover 26 miles 385 yards in 3.5 hours when just 4 miles will suffice. Also the marathon feeding stations inexplicably don\'t do egg and bacon rolls, so they eschew Chris Brasher\'s invitation, but Nance overloads on pasta and plays like a pantomime horse just to get into the right spirit anyway.\r\n\r\nIt\'s also the US Masters and the Warwickshire County trials, but owing to an administrative oversight, there are no Muffin representatives in those events either. They are obviously the poorer for it.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has allowed 6 Muffins to participate and in the toss-up, he sends out DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy, to be followed by Brett, Nance and himself. Conditions are soft and moist - just the way Fat-Boy likes it, allegedly.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 initially appears a clear win for the latter trio, 40 points to 37, until Mr. Grumpy has some practice in adding two numbers together on the patio, at which point the gap narrows to just one.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 is a runaway victory for the lead trio, 42 points to 35 and the match is thus won by 6. Those residents of Links Drive engaging in a bit of Spring planting have their concentration disturbed by Tate, who bashes one out of bounds and then rebukes himself loudly in a robust Anglo Saxon fashion.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s concentration is also tested around Amen Corner by DJ\'s graphic description of the \'helmet cam\' employed on a Channel 5 TV programme. Suggestions that the Fat-Boy be examined for velcro and staple marks are not followed up.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy and Tate share 15 camels and 3 OOBs and DJ is awarded a duck despite not going in the water. Mr. Grumpy sneaks 10 points.\r\n\r\nNext week is a \'Cutie-Cutie week\', possibly, maybe. Watch this space......',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(41,'2008-04-13','2008-04-13 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:30:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,30,201,6,8,'It\'s London Marathon Sunday but the Muffins think \"why cover 26 miles 365 yards in 4 hours when just 4 miles will suffice\". Plus there\'s no bacon and egg rolls at the marathon feeding stations. So they eschew Chris Brasher\'s invitation, although Nance plays golf like he\'s wearing a rhino suit anyway.\r\n\r\nIt\'s also the US Masters and the Warwickshire Trials at OGC, but due to an administrative oversight, no Muffins are involved there either.\r\n\r\nThus the Fat-Boy allows six Muffins to play and sends out DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy to be followed by himself, Nance and Brett. At the sarnies there appears to be a clear lead for the latter trio, but after some practice at adding up two numbers by Mr. Grumpy on the patio, this is reduced to just one. The back 9 is a clear victory for the first trio, as is the match, 81 points to 75.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s concentration is disturbed around Amen Corner by DJ\'s graphic description of some sort of \"helmet-cam\" used on a Channel 5 TV programme. Suggestions that the Fat-Boy\'s person be examined for velcro or strap marks are not followed through.\r\n\r\nResidents of Links Drive out doing their Spring planting are also disturbed by Tate, who bashes one OOB and then rebukes himself loudly in a robust Anglo Saxon manner.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy and Tate share 15 camels and 3 OOB\'s whilst DJ is fined for a duck without actually being in the water. Mr. Grumpy sneaks home with the ten points.\r\n\r\nNext week is a Cutie-Cutie week, possibly, maybe. Watch this space.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(42,'2008-04-13','2008-04-13 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-14 09:31:43',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s London Marathon Sunday but the Muffins think \"why cover 26 miles 365 yards in 4 hours when just 4 miles will suffice\". Plus there\'s no bacon and egg rolls at the marathon feedng stations. So they eschew Chris Brasher\'s invitation, although Nance plays golf like he\'s wearing a rhino suit anyway.\r\n\r\nIt\'s also the US Masters and the Warwickshire Trials at OGC, but due to an administrative oversight, no Muffins are involved there either.\r\n\r\nThus the Fat-Boy allows six Muffins to play and sends out DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy to be followed by himself, Nance and Brett. At the sarnies there appears to be a clear lead for the latter trio, but after some practice at adding up two numbers by Mr. Grumpy on the patio, this is reduced to just one. The back 9 is a clear victory for the first trio, as is the match, 81 points to 75.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s concentration is disturbed around Amen Corner by DJ\'s graphic description of some sort of \"helmet-cam\" used on a Channel 5 TV programme. Suggestions that the Fat-Boy\'s person be examined for velcro or strap marks are not followed through.\r\n\r\nResidents of Links Drive out doing their Spring planting are also disturbed by Tate, who bashes one OOB and then rebukes himself loudly in a robust Anglo Saxon manner.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy and Tate share 15 camels and 3 OOB\'s whilst DJ is fined for a duck without actually being in the water. Mr. Grumpy sneaks home with the ten points.\r\n\r\nNext week is a Cutie-Cutie week, possibly, maybe. Watch this space.',1,'','',200,41,1,1),
(43,'2008-04-13','2008-04-13 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-13 14:47:23',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s the Sunday of the London Marathon and the Muffins reason that there\'s little point in trying to cover 26 miles 385 yards in 3.5 hours when just 4 miles will suffice. Also the marathon feeding stations inexplicably don\'t do egg and bacon rolls, so they eschew Chris Brasher\'s invitation, but Nance overloads on pasta and plays like a pantomime horse just to get into the right spirit anyway.\r\n\r\nIt\'s also the US Masters and the Warwickshire County trials, but owing to an administrative oversight, there are no Muffin representatives in those events either. They are obviously the poorer for it.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has allowed 6 Muffins to participate and in the toss-up, he sends out DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy, to be followed by Brett, Nance and himself. Conditions are soft and moist - just the way Fat-Boy likes it, allegedly.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 initially appears a clear win for the latter trio, 40 points to 37, until Mr. Grumpy has some practice in adding two numbers together on the patio, at which point the gap narrows to just one.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 is a runaway victory for the lead trio, 42 points to 35 and the match is thus won by 6. Those residents of Links Drive engaging in a bit of Spring planting have their concentration disturbed by Tate, who bashes one out of bounds and then rebukes himself loudly in a robust Anglo Saxon fashion.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s concentration is also tested around Amen Corner by DJ\'s graphic description of the \'helmet cam\' employed on a Channel 5 TV programme. Suggestions that the Fat-Boy be examined for velcro and staple marks are not followed up.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy and Tate share 15 camels and 3 OOBs and DJ is awarded a duck despite not going in the water. Mr. Grumpy sneaks 10 points.\r\n\r\nNext week is a \'Cutie-Cutie week\', possibly, maybe. Watch this space......',1,'','',200,40,1,1),
(44,'2008-04-13','2008-04-13 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-18 20:18:19',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s London Marathon Sunday but the Muffins think \"why cover 26 miles 365 yards in 4 hours when just 4 miles will suffice\". Plus there\'s no bacon and egg rolls at the marathon feeding stations. So they eschew Chris Brasher\'s invitation, although Nance plays golf like he\'s wearing a rhino suit anyway.\r\n\r\nIt\'s also the US Masters and the Warwickshire Trials at OGC, but due to an administrative oversight, no Muffins are involved there either.\r\n\r\nThus the Fat-Boy allows six Muffins to play and sends out DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy to be followed by himself, Nance and Brett. At the sarnies there appears to be a clear lead for the latter trio, but after some practice at adding up two numbers by Mr. Grumpy on the patio, this is reduced to just one. The back 9 is a clear victory for the first trio, as is the match, 81 points to 75.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s concentration is disturbed around Amen Corner by DJ\'s graphic description of some sort of \"helmet-cam\" used on a Channel 5 TV programme. Suggestions that the Fat-Boy\'s person be examined for velcro or strap marks are not followed through.\r\n\r\nResidents of Links Drive out doing their Spring planting are also disturbed by Tate, who bashes one OOB and then rebukes himself loudly in a robust Anglo Saxon manner.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy and Tate share 15 camels and 3 OOB\'s whilst DJ is fined for a duck without actually being in the water. Mr. Grumpy sneaks home with the ten points.\r\n\r\nNext week is a Cutie-Cutie week, possibly, maybe. Watch this space.',1,'','',200,41,1,1),
(45,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-24 23:15:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(46,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 14:26:41',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(47,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 14:29:09',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(48,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 14:41:31',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(49,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:21:23',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the\r\n13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for\r\nthe Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(50,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:22:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for\r\nthe Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(51,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:24:00',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(52,'2008-03-23','2008-03-23 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-03-26 17:57:17',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Charlie Neill has issued a snow warning and accordingly at 7:00am when the alarm goes off, a white carpet covers the ground. The Greenkeeper\'s recorded message reveals that \"the course is unplayable, but open on full greens\" and after a flurry of texts it\'s decided that a little snow isn\'t sufficient to deter our heroes - unless your name is Cutie-Cutie of course.\r\n\r\nAs it turns out, by 8:30am it\'s all melted away and the course is in top nick. Six Muffins are joined by \"Big Dave\" and the top tosser selects Nance and Brett to join him leaving DJ, Big Dave, Mr. Grumpy and Tate to bring up the rear.\r\n\r\nDJ\'s practice swing on the 1st blasts a peice of mud and grit into the Fat-Boy\'s eye, but that doesn\'t stop him compiling 20 points at the sarnies, matched by another 20 by Brett. Nance\'s 17 gives the threesome a handy halfway lead, but in a resurrection worthy of an Easter Sunday, DJ\'s individual 22 points en-route to a winning 41 keeps the 4-ball in the hunt.\r\n\r\nCourtesy of his 6 feet 7 inches, Big Dave is consistent knocking the ball into the next county highlighted by the tee shot on 16, which would have landed on the 12th green had the tree by the 17th tee not intervened.\r\n\r\nThe final analysis in the club house requires several places of decimals to sort out the winners from the nowhere men. In the event the 4-ball achieve an emphatic and resounding victory by a clear 0.125 points which naturally leads to much wittering.\r\n\r\nCamels-wise Tate re-emphasises his supremacy with 12 but is put in the shade by Nance who collects a full-house of 6 camels, 2 OOB\'s and a duck.',1,'','',200,38,1,1),
(53,'2008-03-30','2008-03-30 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-06 14:00:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'How are the mighty fallen........once upon a time Brett\'s word was law. \'Twas he alone who notified the Muffins who played and when. But nowadays he\'s relegated to being Fat-Boy\'s texting bitch. It\'s the Fat-Boy who is the self-appointed sole arbiter of who can play and when. \r\n\r\nDJ has a Sky Box crisis requiring an early finish so on Saturday Fat-Boy details Tate and a reluctant Turbo to be his partners for an 8am start - regardless of the clocks going forward and a plethora of 5-balls out on the course. (And without consulting Fat-Boy, they also pick up some waif and stray a few holes in).\r\n\r\nThis allows Fat-Boy himself, Mr. Grumpy, Brett and Nance to enjoy a relatively relaxed tee off at 9am, although popular opinion has it that the latter two never actually start at all.\r\n\r\nWith several holes and an hour between the teams scoring comparisons are difficult. But the bush telegraph suggests that despite Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy bagging a 21 and a 20 at the sarnies, a less than competent display by the other two leaves the 4-ball somewhat in arrears. An egg crisis in the kitchen does little to raise Brett\'s spirits and as Mr. Grumpy\'s game deteriorates, Fat-Boy is left to do all the scoring.\r\n\r\nHowever, it\'s a game of two halves as the 3-ball falter on the back (the pre-dawn start taking it\'s toll) leaving the match tied 85-85 with the 9\'s shared. Not even several decimal places can sort out a winner.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy\'s 42 points, which strangely includes not a single memorable shot, is more than enough for 10 points and a slashed handicap. Tate and DJ tie second with 38, the rest nowhere. (In the main match Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy give Brett and Nance a good dicking, 5 and 4).\r\n\r\nNance is becoming a bit of a camel connoisseur and bags 8 whilst you-know-who collects 11. Mr. Grumpy contrives a double-OOB on the 18th whilst Brett\'s duck on the 5th is not a thing of beauty.',1,'','',200,39,1,1),
(54,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:26:41',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(55,'2008-04-13','2008-04-13 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-19 19:17:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s London Marathon Sunday but the Muffins think \"why cover 26 miles 365 yards in 4 hours when just 4 miles will suffice\". Plus there\'s no bacon and egg rolls at the marathon feeding stations. So they eschew Chris Brasher\'s invitation, although Nance plays golf like he\'s wearing a rhino suit anyway.\r\n\r\nIt\'s also the US Masters and the Warwickshire Trials at OGC, but due to an administrative oversight, no Muffins are involved there either.\r\n\r\nThus the Fat-Boy allows six Muffins to play and sends out DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy to be followed by himself, Nance and Brett. At the sarnies there appears to be a clear lead for the latter trio, but after some practice at adding up two numbers by Mr. Grumpy on the patio, this is reduced to just one. The back 9 is a clear victory for the first trio, as is the match, 81 points to 75.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s concentration is disturbed around Amen Corner by DJ\'s graphic description of some sort of \"helmet-cam\" used on a Channel 5 TV programme. Suggestions that the Fat-Boy\'s person be examined for velcro or strap marks are not followed through.\r\n\r\nResidents of Links Drive out doing their Spring planting are also disturbed by Tate, who bashes one OOB and then rebukes himself loudly in a robust Anglo Saxon manner.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy and Tate share 15 camels and 3 OOB\'s whilst DJ is fined for a duck without actually being in the water. Mr. Grumpy sneaks home with the ten points.\r\n\r\nNext week is a Cutie-Cutie week, possibly, maybe. Watch this space.',1,'','',200,41,1,1),
(56,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:30:11',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(57,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-20 15:59:17',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(58,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-21 22:14:05',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(59,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-21 22:18:21',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(60,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-21 22:20:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(61,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-21 22:30:11',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(62,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:06:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(63,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:30:37',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(64,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:31:57',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(65,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:35:12',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(66,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:38:33',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(67,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:38:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(68,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:44:12',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(69,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 20:44:44',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(70,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 21:39:08',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(71,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 21:39:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(72,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 21:40:46',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(73,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 21:48:27',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(74,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-23 22:05:13',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(75,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-24 22:52:30',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,45,1,1),
(76,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-25 21:28:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,34,143,4,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise..\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(77,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-24 23:18:39',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,76,1,1),
(78,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-24 23:20:49',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,76,1,1),
(79,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-25 20:32:37',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise.\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,76,1,1),
(80,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-25 20:52:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a fourball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise..\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,76,1,1),
(81,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-25 21:00:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a 4-ball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise..\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,76,1,1),
(82,'2008-04-25','2008-04-25 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-25 21:17:11',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(83,'2008-04-20','2008-04-20 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-25 21:07:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins were down to a 4ball for the 20th April outing, with Mr. Grumpy on a pre-tour scouting mission to Scotland, Turbo checking out what a true camel terrain looks like, and DJ and Tate at Villa Park watching the noses prepare for the drop. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy had allowed Cutie-Cutie to play on this one occasion, presumably because we\'d have been an awkward 3-ball otherwise..\r\n\r\nThe top-tosser decreed that it would be Cutie-Cutie and Brett to take on Nance and himself, and from early on this looked like a good team selection. Nance shows signs of a potential return to form, and Fat-Boy always looks good for a high score off his dodgy MONGU shot allocation.  An inevitable £4 loss was identified by Brett from as early as the 4th, and quality wittering from well before that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie was scoring like he hadn\'t played for weeks, funny that ? Big shouts of Fore! from the 7th tee greeted his drive towards the 13th green.\r\n\r\nAt the turn Fat-Boy and Nance were well in command, 3 shots clear of Cutie-Cutie and Brett.  Hopes of a recovery started with Nance thinning his approach to the 10th green into the gardens off Dove House Lane, though usual service was resumed with Fat-Boy getting another 4 nett 3 on 10.\r\n\r\nThough the match was all over well before the 18th, Cutie-Cutie and Brett still had hopes of taking the back 9 going down the final hole.  Concentration on the match result was predicatbly hampered by an understandable focus on the camel count.  With Nance and Cutie-Cutie both finding the fairway bunker on 18, nervy approaches to the 18th were predicted.  The camel count was now in double figures. Cutie-Cutie duly obliges and takes a round dozen camels.  With a duck and the lost match, it\'s been an expensive outing for Cutie-Cutie.  Maybe he should have stayed in bed.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy secures the victory for the good guys on the 18th and in doing so chalks up a fine 39 stableford points, and the 10 points in the race for the Summer trophy.  The astute among us noticed a bit of handicap protection, with a few important 3-foot putts missed, though a 1.2 cut will still be coming his way.\r\n\r\nLess than 2 week to tour, and counting.',1,'','',200,76,1,1),
(84,'2008-04-26','2008-04-26 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-26 20:16:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(85,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-28 22:33:15',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,23,132,4,8,'Alan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie-Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicuously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unaware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th for another boob.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',2,'tatedriveon11.jpg','Fat-Boy admiring Tates drive on 11, which set up an excellent 4 for 3 points.',300,0,0,1),
(86,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 14:41:49',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Alan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',1,'','',200,85,1,1),
(87,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 14:44:11',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Alan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie-Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicuously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unaware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',1,'','',200,85,1,1),
(88,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 15:00:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Alan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie-Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicuously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unaware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',2,'tatedriveon11.jpg','Fat-Boy admiring Tates drive on 11, which set up an excellent 4 for 3 points.',300,85,1,1),
(90,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 17:28:46',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,89,1,1),
(92,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 17:50:08',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(93,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 17:51:34',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(94,'2008-04-26','2008-04-26 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 17:55:02',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(95,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 17:56:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(96,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 18:00:23',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(97,'2008-04-14','2008-04-14 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 18:10:44',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(98,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 18:17:22',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(99,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',2,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 18:39:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(100,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 18:41:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(101,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-27 15:12:31',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Alan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie-Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicuously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unaware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th for another boob.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',2,'tatedriveon11.jpg','Fat-Boy admiring Tates drive on 11, which set up an excellent 4 for 3 points.',300,85,1,1),
(102,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,74,74,'','2008-04-28 21:55:09',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(103,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-04-28 21:18:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(104,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,82,82,'','2008-04-28 21:19:59',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(105,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,93,93,'','2008-04-28 21:20:06',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(106,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,98,98,'','2008-04-28 21:21:23',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(107,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,0,0,'','2008-04-28 21:23:22',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(108,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,0,0,'','2008-04-28 21:23:29',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(109,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,0,0,'','2008-04-28 21:23:39',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(110,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,103,103,'','2008-04-28 21:24:46',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(111,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,76,76,'','2008-04-28 21:24:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(112,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,84,84,'','2008-04-28 21:24:55',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(113,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',1,2,83,83,'','2008-04-28 21:53:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'qqq',1,'','',200,102,1,1),
(114,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-28 21:13:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Alan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie-Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicuously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unaware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th for another boob.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',2,'tatedriveon11.jpg','Fat-Boy admiring Tates drive on 11, which set up an excellent 4 for 3 points.',300,85,1,1),
(115,'2008-04-27','2008-04-27 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-04-28 22:33:00',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Allan Sugar would have been proud of him - Fat-Boy once again utters the immortal words \"You\'re Fired\" to one of the Muffins, so that an awkward 5-Ball is avoided.  On this occasion, it is Mr. Grumpy who is given a free taxi home.  Mr. Grumpy will claim that it was his man-flue which preventing him turning up, though everyone else knows the truth.\r\n\r\nTurbo, Brett and Cutie-Cutie were also in non-attendance, for multifarious inadequate reasons.\r\n\r\nWith a 4-ball assured, the top-tosser decided it would be Nance and DJ to take on himself and Tate.  Tate\'s form has been a bit hit and miss of late, so it was with some trepidation that Fat-Boy accepted how the balls had landed.\r\n\r\nThe front 9 saw little worth writing home about, with Nance and DJ taking the first half by a short head.  All except Tate were on the \"playing to the handicap\" mark. Tate was some way adrift, though not playing conspicuously badly.  The sandwiches proved to be a catalyst, however, for Nance and DJ to pile on the pressure.  Tate immediately puts his tee shot on 10 straight at Geoff Ward, who was mowing his back lawn, unaware of the danger he was in.  Nance\'s birdie for 4 points was the start of things to come.\r\n\r\nOn 11, Nance nearly kills the group in front with his blind approach over the dog-leg.  This proved to be only the first on many attempts at their decapitation.  More by luck than good judgement did they walk off 18 as the 4-ball that they started out as.\r\n\r\nOn 12, Tates game starts to collapse.  The gross-par he managed on 11 was to much for him to handle.  Tates tee shot on 12 was his 2nd boob in 3 holes.  Curious this,  since there is no OOB on 12.  Tates ball had found its way beyond the perimeter on the back of 13.\r\n\r\nOn 13, Tate joins in the attack on the 4-ball ahead, with a shank through the group on the 14th for another boob.  The guys ahead look around to see who has brought the team crash-helmet.\r\n\r\nMore birdies for Nance on 15 and 16 seal the victory, but more drama is yet to come.  Nance lips out for another birdie on 17, and this would have been a bitter pill for Fat-Boy and Tate to swallow, have seen Nance\'s approach bounce over the bunker onto the green. \r\n\r\nTate picks up the camels and takes the honour of becoming a full-house man (FHM), having collected the full-house of camels, boobs, ducks, loss of the front 9, loss of the back 9 and the match.  An expensive day at the office.',2,'tatedriveon11.jpg','Fat-Boy admiring Tates drive on 11, which set up an excellent 4 for 3 points.',300,85,1,1),
(116,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-04-28 22:37:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(117,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,7,81,81,'','2008-04-28 22:40:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(118,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,7,81,81,'','2008-04-28 22:41:40',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(119,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,4,98,98,'','2008-04-28 22:41:05',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,118,1,1),
(120,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-04-28 22:41:13',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,118,1,1),
(121,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-04-28 22:41:16',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,118,1,1),
(122,'2008-04-28','2008-04-28 00:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-04-28 22:41:22',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,118,1,1),
(123,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 08:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-13 21:41:08',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,26,227,7,8,'It\'s the first morning of tour and fortified by the dodgiest steak imaginable at the Royal Hotel the previous night, 7 Muffins arrive at the 1st tee in high expectation. The weather is threatening and Mr. Grumpy has a debilitating virus he confidently expects to pass on to the rest of the party. In order to make  a start he sets off with Bainey and Tate for company.\r\n\r\nBoth courses at Blairgowrie demand a high degree of accuracy off the tee, neither traditionally hallmarks of Mr. Grumpy or Tate\'s game. But Bainey seldom hits it far enough to lose it and so commences an impressive scoring sequence that will eventually lead to the title.\r\n\r\nNonetheless, at the soup and sandwiches it\'s Fat-Boy who takes the early lead with a useful 39 points and a handicap cut for the afternoon round.',2,'wherearethosehandicapcertificates.jpg','Where the hell did I put that handicap certificate ?',350,0,0,1),
(124,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 00:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-01 14:03:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(125,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 14:00:00',2,4,103,103,'','2008-05-13 21:48:37',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,29,233,7,14,'Over lunch the weather has turned and the 1st three ball of Bainey, Guido and Fat-Boy set off in the mother and father of a hailstorm that comes and goes all afternoon. Waiting (in vain) for the weather to clear, Nance, Mr. Grumpy, Tate and DJ go out second and somehow contrive to commence a camel-fest that starts with 4 on the first hole. To compound this DJ decides to adopt a \"Stevie Wonder\" style of putting that plagues him for the rest of the tour.\r\n\r\nTate returns a creditable 39 points followed by Nance with 36, but it\'s a tired and very wet group that then hits the A9 for a 100 mile trip up to Inverness. A fast shower and beer in the bar is followed by a curry in which Bainey\'s balti selection resembles something produced by a colour bind child with his first painting set.\r\n\r\nThe Glen Mhor hotel is warm, comfortable and possesses an excellent restaurant, but is spread out over several buildings such that Mr. Grumpy has to take sandwiches in order to make the journey from reception to the sanctuary of his single room. The middle-of-the-night coughing fits ensure that the room next door has several different occupants during the 5 night stay.',2,'team2bofg.jpg','',300,0,0,1),
(126,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 00:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-01 20:09:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(127,'2008-04-01','2008-04-01 00:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-02 08:46:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(128,'2008-05-02','2008-05-02 08:00:00',2,7,82,82,'','2008-05-13 21:45:00',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,37,40,33,261,7,8,'After the dampness of the previous day, the sun breaks out over Nairn Dunbar. A healthy \"Highlander\" breakfast, including haggis, sets up the boys for an assault on Nairn\'s second course, a pleasant heathland layout. \r\n\r\nHowever, the sunny mood is suddenly threatened as Tate nobbles his opening drive due left into gorse bushes and follows up with a remarkably similar shot with the \"provo\". It might be a long day - and for some, so it proves.\r\n\r\nTate is accompanied by Nance and DJ leaving Guido, Bainey, Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy to bring up the rear. All round it\'s not a bad day on the scoring front. For the only time on tour DJ manages to juxtapose his ball between the putter and the hole and accrues 40 points, followed by Nance and Mr. Grumpy on 39. Nance\'s score is not aided by the loss of two brand new TaylorMade taters with consecutive blows on the 5th hole. The gorse is pretty, but punishing.\r\n\r\nAt the well-earned soup and tuna mayo sarnies discussions turn to Nairn proper, the 2003 Walker Cup venue where Casey and Donald first sprang to collective consciousness. Off in a shot, Tate returns with the joyous news that he\'s booked 2 tee times for three-thirty. Mr. Grumpy, Guido, Bainey and Fat-Boy receive the news with about as much enthusiasm as they would a dose of clap and so it\'s left to Nance, DJ and Tate to hare off for another 18. The remaining 4 head for the Glen Mhor for a restorative stroll along the river, a shower and then 6 pints of Guinness in Johnny Foxes.\r\n\r\nDuring this session their attention is particularly focussed on a girl who, despite many other attractions, seems to have a nose and chin which, in profile, give her the aspect of a tin-opener.\r\n\r\nJoined finally by the other 3, the Muffins head for the \"Eyetie\" across the Ness during which Tate receives his meal approx 30 mins behind everyone else. This is to become a recurring feature.',1,'guidohavingalarf.jpg','You\'re having a giraffe !',300,0,0,1),
(129,'2008-05-02','2008-05-02 00:00:00',2,7,82,82,'','2008-05-02 08:49:02',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,128,1,1),
(130,'2008-05-02','2008-05-02 00:00:00',2,7,82,82,'','2008-05-02 15:30:14',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,128,1,1),
(131,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 00:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-03 13:13:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(132,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 00:00:00',1,8,76,76,'','2008-05-03 13:13:27',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,131,1,1),
(133,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 00:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-03 13:13:39',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,131,1,1),
(134,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 08:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-13 21:27:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,34,16,190,7,8,'Tour Day 3 sees the Muffins journey 40 mins north from Inverness to Tain GC for 36 holes. Bainey is the only tourist who\'s played it before and he describes it as \"quite open, a bit like Nairn Dunbar\". \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is bollocks. \r\n\r\n\r\nIt\'s as tight as a gnats chuff, gorse aplenty and narrow fairways requiring single file progress on many occasions. In order to obtain a morning round the boys have had to enter the Glenmorangie Pairs Competition sponsored by the local distillery of the same name. The rules are too arcane for explanation here, but involve pairing up with a few locals of dubious handicap proficiency. The general narrowness proves too much for Tate and Mr. Grumpy who both shoot a decent cricket score, but the combination of Nance and Fat-Boy do enough to be just out of the prizes, each blaming the other for the failure.\r\n\r\nGuido and Bainey sneak into the 30\'s but DJ\'s putting woes continue.\r\n\r\nOver lunch Tate develops a back problem and DJ\'s throat, (I can\'t spell oesophagus) plays up. Popular opinion is that they\'ve chickened out of round two on the corridor course, but anyway they decide to go and swell the 3,600 crowd at Inver Cally Thistle FC vs Gretna. They are rewarded with cheap black market tickets, a decent hot pie and 7 goals.\r\nMeanwhile the real men hack around Tain once more. Mr. Grumpy loses a bit more ammo but improves on the morning',1,'muffinstourparty2008.jpg','2008 Muffins tour party pictured at Boat of Garten',300,0,0,1),
(135,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 00:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-03 13:31:33',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,134,1,1),
(136,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 14:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-12 16:21:28',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,29,163,5,14,'With only 5 braving Tain after lunch it\'s a 3-ball vs 2-ball match. Fat-Boy and Bainey lead off followed by Nance, Guido and Mr. Grumpy. However, it\'s a slow round and by the 4th hole our heroes have joined up to become a 5 ball.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy improves on the morning, reduces his propensity to hit it squre only on alternative holes and loses a little less ammo, but a 29 pointer, aided by Guido and Nance no more than two points better is no match for Fat-Boy and Bainey who have 36 and 37.\r\n\r\nBainey continues a remarkable sequence of consecutive rounds with the same ball. Very boring but super-effective in his quest for the Tour Title.\r\n\r\nBut it\'s a very tired 5-some who attend the Glenmorangie Prize giving, nick some more glasses and head back to the Glen Mhor for a shower and an excellent steak in the restaurant. Satruday night in Johnny Foxes pub proves a disappointment. The band are pretty s**te and the local talent variable in the extreme.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(137,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 13:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-13 21:32:23',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,26,214,7,13,'Sunday morning and so, with the superb, nay unique organisational skills Mr. Grumpy is famous for, a lie-in and late breakfast has been scheduled and it\'s a relaxed touring party that head south to Boat of Garten.\r\n\r\nNestled between the River Spey and a steam railway, a couple of Muffins might suggest there is insufficient room for a golf course. It\'s tree-lined, hilly yet undeniably pretty and Tate, Guido and Mr. Grumpy to name but three get to practise their general forestry management and tree-spotting skills.\r\n\r\nHowevr, Bainey has now attached his ball to his metal woods with a piece of string (short) and once again negotiates his way around with the same Titleist 3 that has served him since Day 1. Thirty nine points is his reward and sends him into a clear lead.\r\n\r\nThe \"Pro Tip\" on the opening hole suggests \"a medium iron to the right side of the green allowing the ball to feed down off the contours to the flag\".\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy interprets this as \"a vicious hook with the 7 wood up against the OOB fence on 18, followed by a hack out and then an overhit wedge into the railway embankment\". It\'s much more entertaining.\r\n\r\nThe 15th hole sees Bainey entertain a small crowd by putting in from an umpromising lie under a tree at the back of a severely sloping green, whilst on the 17th Guido, having already had several hacks out of the trees to get in a bunker, then tries to empty it with about ten increasingly angry swipes. Unsurprisingly, this costs his compadres the camel fine.\r\n\r\nAfter much debate, the evening meal is spent in a Gordon Ramsey endorsed curry house. It\'s crap, the waiter admits he knows nothing and although Guido and Fat-Boy order the same meal, they arrive looking considerably different. Upon complaning, Fat-Boy\'s meal is then re-served on a different plate. \r\n\r\nThis is followed by a visit to a \"Ceilidh Bar\" - also crap.',2,'nancedriveatbofg1.jpg','Nance setting up for a power-fade over the marker post',300,0,0,1),
(138,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 00:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-04 17:59:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(139,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-14 09:35:50',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,27,223,7,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nHowever, the pro proves a bit of a \"stickler\" on the handicap certificate front. Guido hasn\'t got his and his claims to be a bona-fide golfer are not enhanced by his attire that he seems to have borrowed from Charlie Caroli.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled. Following an inspection of the \"souvies\" in the pro-shop, the selection process sends out Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. The \"gentle warm up\" is nothing of the sort as although flat, the Stuie is blessed with lots of gorse and has the added distraction of Biggles practising off a grass airstrip at the far end of the course.\r\n\r\nShot of the day is Mr. Grumpy\'s topped scrob-dobble of a chip to the green on the 3rd. As it leaves the club he loudly declaims it as a \"disgrace\", but it arrows for the flag and drops for a 3 nett 1 and 5 points.\r\n\r\nAssisted by this he accrues 36 points, but is shaded by Nance on 37.\r\n\r\nLunch is a little rushed and Mr. Grumpy\'s indigestion is caused not so much by the \"scotch pie, chips and beans\" but by having to listen to 4 old tossers from Sussex debate at length the merits and de-merits of Waitrose champagne. Wankers.\r\n\r\nWithout time to change teams, Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy dash out to the Championship tee. ',1,'','Team 2 in formation',100,0,0,1),
(140,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 14:00:00',2,10,111,111,'','2008-06-03 17:19:43',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,33,32,25,204,7,14,'A chat with the venerable old starter reveals that the Championship course might be a little more open than the Struie, but that the wind in our faces might be a challenge on the outward nine.\r\n\r\nSo it proves. Popular opinion has it that this is in the top 3 of all Muffin venues, even ahead of Purley Chase and the last afternoon of tour proves to be a memorable one. Not so much for the scoring, but for the quality of the links, the individuality (memorability) of each hole and the views, bathed in sunshine.\r\n\r\nGoing out is difficult, especially if you have re-discovered the vicious hook, but coming home downwind much more straightforward. Tate has a two-shotter on or around the 14th but a 4-stab ensures not a lot of points and he berates himself with a stream of about ten vile adjectives and adverbs that has DJ and Mr. Grumpy falling about.\r\n\r\nScoring generally is not prolific, the par 3\'s, though not long are testing and something in the high 20\'s - low 30\'s proves the norm. Fat-Boy sneaks a late win with 32 points but it\'s not enough to catch Bainey who deservedly takes the Muffins Tour Trophy for the first time.\r\n\r\nSo, apart from a repeat excellent steak at the hotel, it\'s all over for another year. A vintage tour. The weather was kind, the courses memorable, the accomodation fine, the meals variable but sustaining and the beers numerous. As ever the company and camerarderie was exceptional.\r\n\r\nHere\'s to the next one. We look forward to hearing from Nance as to the details.',1,'tour champ 20083.jpg','Bainey accepts the 2008 Tour Trophy (much more prestigious than Birkitt Barker)',200,0,0,1),
(141,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-17 10:31:34',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,29,93,3,8,'With the chief and deputy hacks on tour, no-one could be arsed to write a match-report this week.  Normal service will be resumed next week.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(142,'2008-05-07','2008-05-07 00:00:00',2,10,111,111,'','2008-05-05 19:55:17',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,140,1,1),
(143,'2008-05-06','2008-05-06 00:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-05 19:50:12',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,139,1,1),
(144,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 00:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-04 18:00:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(145,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 00:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-03 19:47:16',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(146,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-05 20:49:29',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,141,1,1),
(147,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 00:00:00',2,4,103,103,'','2008-05-01 20:38:03',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,125,1,1),
(148,'2008-04-30','2008-04-30 00:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-02 08:46:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(149,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 00:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-07 20:40:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(150,'2008-05-07','2008-05-07 00:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-05-07 20:44:56',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(151,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-07 20:41:23',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,141,1,1),
(152,'2008-05-07','2008-05-07 00:00:00',2,10,111,111,'','2008-05-07 20:38:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,140,1,1),
(153,'2008-05-06','2008-05-06 00:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-07 20:40:17',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,139,1,1),
(154,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 00:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-03 13:31:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,134,1,1),
(155,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 00:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-07 20:41:13',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(156,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 00:00:00',2,4,103,103,'','2008-05-07 20:43:09',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,125,1,1),
(157,'2008-04-30','2008-04-30 00:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-07 20:43:23',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(158,'2008-05-02','2008-05-02 00:00:00',2,7,82,82,'','2008-05-02 15:34:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,128,1,1),
(159,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 00:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-07 20:44:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(160,'2008-04-30','2008-04-30 08:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-07 20:55:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(161,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 14:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-07 20:55:05',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(162,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 13:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-07 20:59:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(163,'2008-05-06','2008-05-06 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-07 20:54:30',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,139,1,1),
(164,'2008-05-07','2008-05-07 14:00:00',2,10,111,111,'','2008-05-07 20:53:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,140,1,1),
(165,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 14:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-07 21:12:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(166,'2008-05-08','2008-05-08 08:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-05-08 19:42:06',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(167,'2008-05-11','2008-05-11 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-17 10:30:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,38,28,225,7,8,'A combination of post-tour syndrome affecting a number of Muffins, plus the hottest morning of the year to date ensures a somewhat low-key and low-scoring match. Seldom has the bacon and egg and hot coffee option seemed less appropriate, but like their predecessors Dave and Jean, Lawrence and Helen fail to provide the light salad and lashings of ginger beer alternative.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy fiddles the toss and pairs himself with Nance, Brett and DJ in order to ensure a £4 entry in the credit column, but it blows up in his face as Turbo, Tate and Mr. Grumpy halve the front 9 and squeeze through on the back 9 by a solitary point.\r\n\r\nTate takes the individual honours with a useful 38 points aided and abetted by Turbo\'s virtuoso display with the driver for 33.\r\n\r\nPartnered by the two camel-meisters Mr. Grumpy is long odds with the bookies for a camel collection and Turbo justifies his even-money favourite status by collecting 6, but in the other group Brett collects umpteen and is fast becoming the young pretender to the title.\r\n\r\nDrinks on the patio are enlivened by the prescence of a Warks Ladies Seniors vs Juniors match. There are several unkind and unprintable comments made.',2,'fatboy10th.jpg','A little too much width from Fat-Boy with his 2nd to the 10th.',250,0,0,1),
(168,'2008-05-11','2008-05-11 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-11 14:54:06',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,167,1,1),
(169,'2008-05-11','2008-05-11 08:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-05-11 20:10:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,54,0,207,7,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(170,'2008-05-12','2008-05-12 08:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-05-11 21:36:56',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,0,0,0,7,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(171,'2008-05-11','2008-05-11 08:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-05-11 21:47:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(172,'2008-05-11','2008-05-11 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-11 14:54:11',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,167,1,1),
(173,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 08:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-07 21:12:31',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(174,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 14:00:00',2,4,103,103,'','2008-05-07 20:55:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,125,1,1),
(175,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 14:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-07 21:20:43',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(176,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 08:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-07 20:54:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,134,1,1),
(177,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 14:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-12 15:54:59',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Tour Day 3 sees the Muffins journey 40 mins north from Inverness to Tain GC for 36 holes. Bainey is the only tourist who\'s played it before and he describes it as \"quite open, a bit like Nairn Dunbar\". \r\n\r\nThis is bollocks.\r\n\r\nIt\'s as tight as a gnats chuff, gorse aplenty and narrow fairways requiring single file progress on many occasions. In order to obtain a morning round the boys have had to enter the Glenmorangie Pairs Competition sponsored by the local distillery of the same name. The rules are too arcane for explanation here, but involve pairing up with a few locals of dubious handicap proficiency. The general narrowness proves too much for Tate and Mr. Grumpy who both shoot a decent cricket score, but the combination of Nance and Fat-Boy do enough to be just out of the prizes, each blaming the other.',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(178,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 14:00:00',2,8,79,79,'','2008-05-12 16:15:27',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'With only 5 braving Tain after lunch it\'s a 3-ball vs 2-ball match. Fat-Boy and Bainey lead off followed by Nance, Guido and Mr, Grumpy. However, it\'s a slow round and by the 4th hole our heroes have joined up to become a 5 ball.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy improves on the morning and loses a little less ammo, but a 29 pointer, aided by Guido and Nance no more than two points better is no match for Fat-Boy and Bainey who have 36 and 37.\r\n\r\nBainey continues a remarkable sequence of consecutive rounds with the same ball. Very boring but super-effective in his quest for the Tour Title.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a tired 5-some who attend the Glenmorangie Prize giving, nick some more glasses and head back to the Glen Mhor for a shower and an excellent steak in the restaurant.',1,'','',200,136,1,1),
(179,'2008-05-12','2008-05-12 08:00:00',2,2,89,89,'','2008-05-12 20:14:00',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(180,'2008-05-02','2008-05-02 08:00:00',2,7,82,82,'','2008-05-07 20:59:32',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,128,1,1),
(181,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 13:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-07 21:13:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(182,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 13:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-13 18:50:45',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Sunday morning and so, with the superb, nay unique organisational skills Mr. Grumpy is famous for, a lie-in and late breakfast has been scheduled and it\'s a relaxed touring party that head south to Boat of Garten.\r\n\r\nNestled between the River Spey and a steam railway, a couple of Muffins might suggest there is insufficient room for a golf course. It\'s tree-lined, hilly yet undeniably pretty and Tate, Guido and Mr. Grumpy to name but three, get to practise their forestry and tree-spotting skills.\r\n\r\nBainey however has now attached his ball to his metal woods with a piece of string (short) and once again negotiates his way around with the same Titleist 3 that has served him since Day 1. Thirty nine points is his reward and sends him into a clear lead.\r\n\r\nThe \"Pro Tip\" on the opening hole suggests \"a medium iron to the right side of the green allowing the ball to feed down off the contours to the flag\".\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy interprets this as \"a vicious hook with the 7 wood up against the OOB fence on 18, followed by a hack out and then an overhit wedge into the railway embankment\".\r\n\r\nThe 15th hole sees Bainey entertain a small crowd',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(183,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-07 21:13:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,139,1,1),
(184,'2008-05-03','2008-05-03 08:00:00',2,8,76,76,'','2008-05-12 16:03:26',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Tour Day 3 sees the Muffins journey 40 mins north from Inverness to Tain GC for 36 holes. Bainey is the only tourist who\'s played it before and he describes it as \"quite open, a bit like Nairn Dunbar\". \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is bollocks. \r\n\r\n\r\nIt\'s as tight as a gnats chuff, gorse aplenty and narrow fairways requiring single file progress on many occasions. In order to obtain a morning round the boys have had to enter the Glenmorangie Pairs Competition sponsored by the local distillery of the same name. The rules are too arcane for explanation here, but involve pairing up with a few locals of dubious handicap proficiency. The general narrowness proves too much for Tate and Mr. Grumpy who both shoot a decent cricket score, but the combination of Nance and Fat-Boy do enough to be just out of the prizes, each blaming the other for the failure.\r\n\r\nGuido and Bainey sneak into the 30\'s but DJ\'s putting woes continue.\r\n\r\nOver lunch Tate develops a back problem and DJ\'s throat, (I can\'t spell oesophagus) plays up. Popular opinion is that they\'ve chickened out of round two on the corridor course, but anyway they decide to go and swell the 3,600 crowd at Inver Cally Thistle FC vs Gretna. They are rewarded with cheap black market tickets, a decent hot pie and 7 goals.\r\nMeanwhile the real men hack around Tain once more. Mr. Grumpy loses a bit more ammo but improves on the morning',1,'','',200,134,1,1),
(185,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 13:00:00',2,9,75,75,'','2008-05-13 19:03:47',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,13,'Sunday morning and so, with the superb, nay unique organisational skills Mr. Grumpy is famous for, a lie-in and late breakfast has been scheduled and it\'s a relaxed touring party that head south to Boat of Garten.\r\n\r\nNestled between the River Spey and a steam railway, a couple of Muffins might suggest there is insufficient room for a golf course. It\'s tree-lined, hilly yet undeniably pretty and Tate, Guido and Mr. Grumpy to name but three get to practise their general forestry management and tree-spotting skills.\r\n\r\nHowevr, Bainey has now attached his ball to his metal woods with a piece of string (short) and once again negotiates his way around with the same Titleist 3 that has served him since Day 1. Thirty nine points is his reward and sends him into a clear lead.\r\n\r\nThe \"Pro Tip\" on the opening hole suggests \"a medium iron to the right side of the green allowing the ball to feed down off the contours to the flag\".\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy interprets this as \"a vicious hook with the 7 wood up against the OOB fence on 18, followed by a hack out and then an overhit wedge into the railway embankment\". It\'s much more entertaining.\r\n\r\nThe 15th hole sees Bainey entertain a small crowd by putting in from an umpromising lie under a tree at the back of a severely sloping green, whilst on the 17th Guido, having already had several hacks out of the trees to get in a bunker, then tries to empty it with about ten increasingly angry swipes. Unsurprisingly, this costs his compadres the camel fine.\r\n\r\nAfter much debate, the evening meal is spent in a Gordon Ramsey endorsed curry house. It\'s crap, the waiter admits he knows nothing and although Guido and Fat-Boy order the same meal, they arrive looking considerably different. Upon complaning, Fat-Boy\'s meal is then re-served on a different plate. \r\n\r\nThis is followed by a visit to a \"Ceilidh Bar\" - also crap.',1,'','',200,137,1,1),
(186,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-13 19:06:29',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled  ',1,'','',200,139,1,1),
(187,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 08:00:00',2,5,96,96,'','2008-05-12 10:36:22',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s the first morning of tour and fortified by the dodgiest steak imaginable at the Royal Hotel the previous night, 7 Muffins arrive at the 1st tee in high expectation. The weather is threatening and Mr. Grumpy has a debilitating virus he confidently expects to pass on to the rest of the party. In order to make  a start he sets off with Bainey and Tate for company.\r\n\r\nBoth courses at Blairgowrie demand a high degree of accuracy off the tee, neither traditionally hallmarks of Mr. Grumpy or Tate\'s game. But Bainey seldom hits it far enough to lose it and so commences an impressive scoring sequence that will eventually lead to the title.\r\n\r\nNonetheless, at the soup and sandwiches it\'s Fat-Boy who takes the early lead with a useful 39 points and a handicap cut for the afternoon round.',1,'','',200,123,1,1),
(188,'2008-05-02','2008-05-02 08:00:00',2,7,82,82,'','2008-05-13 18:35:55',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'After the dampness of the previous day, the sun breaks out over Nairn Dunbar. A healthy \"Highlander\" breakfast, including haggis, sets up the boys for an assault on Nairn\'s second course, a pleasant heathland layout. \r\n\r\nHowever, the sunny mood is suddenly threatened as Tate nobbles his opening drive due left into gorse bushes and follows up with a remarkably similar shot with the \"provo\". It might be a long day - and for some, so it proves.\r\n\r\nTate is accompanied by Nance and DJ leaving Guido, Bainey, Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy to bring up the rear. All round it\'s not a bad day on the scoring front. For the only time on tour DJ manages to juxtapose his ball between the putter and the hole and accrues 40 points, followed by Nance and Mr. Grumpy on 39. Nance\'s score is not aided by the loss of two brand new TaylorMade taters with consecutive blows on the 5th hole. The gorse is pretty, but punishing.\r\n\r\nAt the well-earned soup and tuna mayo sarnies discussions turn to Nairn proper, the 2003 Walker Cup venue where Casey and Donald first sprang to collective consciousness. Off in a shot, Tate returns with the joyous news that he\'s booked 2 tee times for three-thirty. Mr. Grumpy, Guido, Bainey and Fat-Boy receive the news with about as much enthusiasm as they would a dose of clap and so it\'s left to Nance, DJ and Tate to hare off for another 18. The remaining 4 head for the Glen Mhor for a restorative stroll along the river, a shower and then 6 pints of Guinness in Johnny Foxes.\r\n\r\nDuring this session their attention is particularly focussed on a girl who, despite many other attractions, seems to have a nose and chin which, in profile, give her the aspect of a tin-opener.\r\n\r\nJoined finally by the other 3, the Muffins head for the \"Eyetie\" across the Ness during which Tate receives his meal approx 30 mins behind everyone else. This is to become a recurring feature.',1,'','',200,128,1,1),
(189,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-13 21:37:14',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled  ',1,'team2bofg.jpg','Team 2 in formation',350,139,1,1),
(190,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-13 21:45:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled  ',1,'team2bofg.jpg','Team 2 in formation',250,139,1,1),
(191,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-13 21:46:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled  ',1,'team2bofg.jpg','Team 2 in formation',400,139,1,1),
(192,'2008-05-01','2008-05-01 14:00:00',2,4,103,103,'','2008-05-12 10:53:28',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Over lunch the weather has turned and the 1st three ball of Bainey, Guido and Fat-Boy set off in the mother and father of a hailstorm that comes and goes all afternoon. Waiting (in vain) for the weather to clear, Nance, Mr. Grumpy, Tate and DJ go out second and somehow contrive to commence a camel-fest that starts with 4 on the first hole. To compound this DJ decides to adopt a \"Stevie Wonder\" style of putting that plagues him for the rest of the tour.\r\n\r\nTate returns a creditable 39 points followed by Nance with 36, but it\'s a tired and very wet group that then hits the A9 for a 100 mile trip up to Inverness. A fast shower and beer in the bar is followed by a curry in which Bainey\'s balti selection resembles something produced by a colour bind child with his first painting set.\r\n\r\nThe Glen Mhor hotel is warm, comfortable and possesses an excellent restaurant, but is spread out over several buildings such that Mr. Grumpy has to take sandwiches in order to make the journey from reception to the sanctuary of his single room. The middle-of-the-night coughing fits ensure that the room next door has several different occupants during the 5 night stay.',1,'','',200,125,1,1),
(193,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-13 21:47:19',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled  ',1,'team2bofg.jpg','Team 2 in formation',100,139,1,1),
(194,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-13 21:48:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled  ',1,'','Team 2 in formation',100,139,1,1),
(195,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 14:00:00',2,10,111,111,'','2008-05-07 21:13:43',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,140,1,1),
(196,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 09:00:00',2,26,86,86,'','2008-05-14 09:15:53',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'Saving the best until last, Monday sees our heroes head north to the Cromarty Firth and the world-renowned Royal Dornoch. The weather is idyllic and so proves the venue.\r\n\r\nA gentle warm-up on the Struie Course has been scheduled. Following an inspection of the \"souvies\" in the pro-shop, the selection process sends out Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. The \"gentle warm up\" is nothing of the sort as although flat, the Stuie is blessed with lots of gorse and has the added distraction of Biggles practising off a grass airstrip at the far end of the course.\r\n\r\nShot of the day is Mr. Grumpy\'s topped scrob-dobble of a chip to the green on the 3rd. As it leaves the club he loudly declaims it as a \"disgrace\", but it arrows for the flag and drops for a 3 nett 1 and 5 points.\r\n\r\nAssisted by this he accrues 36 points, but is shaded by Nance on 37.\r\n\r\nLunch is a little rushed and Mr. Grumpy\'s indigestion is caused not so much by the \"scotch pie, chips and beans\" but by having to listen to 4 old tossers from Sussex debate at length the merits and de-merits of Waitrose champagne. Wankers.\r\n\r\nWithout time to change teams, Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy dash out to the Championship tee. ',1,'','Team 2 in formation',100,139,1,1),
(197,'2008-05-11','2008-05-11 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-12 10:13:44',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'A combination of post-tour syndrome affecting a number of Muffins, plus the hottest morning of the year to date ensures a somewhat low-key and low-scoring match. Seldom has the bacon and egg and hot coffee option seemed less appropriate, but like their predecessors Dave and Jean, Lawrence and Helen fail to provide the light salad and lashings of ginger beer alternative.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy fiddles the toss and pairs himself with Nance, Brett and DJ in order to ensure a £4 entry in the credit column, but it blows up in his face as Turbo, Tate and Mr. Grumpy halve the front 9 and squeeze through on the back 9 by a solitary point.\r\n\r\nTate takes the individual honours with a useful 38 points aided and abetted by Turbo\'s virtuoso display with the driver for 33.\r\n\r\nPartnered by the two camel-meisters Mr. Grumpy is long odds with the bookies for a camel collection and Turbo justifies his even-money favourite status by collecting 6, but in the other group Brett collects umpteen and is fast becoming the young pretender to the title.\r\n\r\nDrinks on the patio are enlivened by the prescence of a Warks Ladies Seniors vs Juniors match. There are several unkind and unprintable comments made.',1,'','',200,167,1,1),
(198,'2008-05-04','2008-05-04 00:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-07 20:46:37',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,141,1,1),
(199,'2000-05-17','2000-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-05-17 16:39:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,44,44,44,1,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(200,'2008-05-17','2008-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,89,89,'','2008-05-17 11:26:20',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,199,1,1),
(201,'2008-05-17','2008-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-05-17 11:43:02',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,199,1,1),
(202,'2002-05-17','2002-05-17 08:00:00',5,8,76,76,'','2008-06-02 21:51:26',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,35,30,161,5,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(203,'2008-05-17','2008-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-05-17 19:02:01',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(204,'2008-05-18','2008-05-18 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-07 08:30:02',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,24,198,6,8,'The previous day\'s wet weather has cleared away and a sunny morning is in prospect but, ever cautious, Brett still turns up in a fleece which conceals several other layers.\r\n\r\nNance and the Fat-Boy are engaged in the summer 4-ball but, nervous that his authority may be usurped, Fat-Boy turns up early to do the tossing anyway. He sends out Turbo, Tate and Brett to be followed by Mr. Grumpy, DJ and Cutie-Cutie.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie\'s opening tee shots finish in the first fairway bunker for two early camels and Mr. Grumpy suggests that after their second shots, the total should still be two. This is ignored. DJ hits the bank and has to dance a few steps to avoid being hit on the conk. The total is now three. Cutie-Cutie plays next and also hits the bank, but the ball comes to rest just a matter of inches on the grass. Not an encouraging opening.\r\n\r\nHowever things improve and as Lawrence and Helen\'s hospitality is enjoyed, the second three-some bask in a 7 point lead. Brett is doing his best but it\'s not a good day at the office for Turbo and Tate and the 7 point deficit doubles to 14 by the end of the match.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie makes the most of Fat-Boy\'s permission to play to take the individual honours with a useful 39 points, followed by DJ and Brett on 37. The blot on Cutie-Cutie\'s landscape is 9 camels, only marginally outdone by Turbo who also adds a couple of ducks. \r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie considers himself unlucky as Mr. Grumpy\'s 9 down the 18th (from a drive in the middle of the fairway) includes most of the the fineable elements except sand.\r\n\r\nIn the summer 4-ball Nance and Fat-Boy see-off a couple of no-hopers 3 and 1.\r\n\r\nFinally there will be those among you who, at the mention of Green and Black will immediately think of organic, somewhat poncy, dark chocolate. No more.',1,'brettinceltickit.jpg','Brett in his Celic kit - June 1st',200,0,0,1),
(205,'2008-05-18','2008-05-18 08:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-05-18 15:19:04',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,204,1,1),
(206,'2008-05-18','2008-05-18 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-18 15:19:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,204,1,1),
(207,'2008-05-25','2008-05-25 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 10:47:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,35,26,153,5,8,'Inclement is the appropriate word as Sunday 25th dawns very wet and heavy cloud cover suggests there will be no respite all day. So it proves. it wazzes down all morning such that the Muffins are among very few people venturing onto the course. That\'s probably just as well as it\'s an illegal five ball that make its way to the 6th tee.\r\n\r\nTate and DJ are in Cornwall, hopefully getting soaked as well and Cutie-Cutie is never allowed to play two weeks running.\r\n\r\nThe ball toss as conducted by the Fat-Boy has all the clarity and integrity of a Zimbawean Presidential election. The throw up results in a clear 2-3 split and Fat-Boy announces that Mr. Grumpy will play with Nance. Ten seconds later he re-considers and decides to pit Brett with Nance leaving himself with Turbo and Mr. Grumpy. It\'s all very irregular.\r\n\r\nEarly holes are nip and tuck and the back 9 is eventually shared, although the scorecard is getting ever soggier making the recording of scores more of a lottery than usual.\r\n\r\nBut Nance and Brett have a solid front 9 and so shade it as well as the match by a couple of points.\r\n\r\nThere are 15 camels at stake on the 5th tee. Only Brett hits the green and Mr. Grumpy duffs a lob wedge into sand to claim a useful 16. Turbo claims an OOB and a duck and Fat-Boy also collects a duck having eschewed an opportunity to de-duck on the 2nd. No matter that it was lodged in a raging torrent.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy has his regulation two blobs, but sneaks home for the ten points with 35 points, a couple ahead of Nance with 33.',1,'brettcamelavoidence18th.jpg','The luckiest golf in the world - Brett avoiding picking up the camels at the 18th by a whisker - June 1st.',200,0,0,1),
(208,'2008-05-25','2008-05-25 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-25 14:40:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,207,1,1),
(209,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 20:22:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,26,276,8,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only ï¿½2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',2,'has nance had a change of career.jpg','Has Nance had a change of career?',250,0,0,1),
(210,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-01 14:39:43',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(211,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-01 17:45:19',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'hammer thrower retrieves club!.jpg','',200,209,1,1),
(212,'2008-05-25','2008-05-25 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-25 19:22:22',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Inclement is the appropriate word as Sunday 25th dawns very wet and heavy cloud cover suggests there will be no respite all day. So it proves. it wazzes down all morning such that the Muffins are among very few people venturing onto the course. That\'s probably just as well as it\'s an illegal five ball that make its way to the 6th tee.\r\n\r\nTate and DJ are in Cornwall, hopefully getting soaked as well and Cutie-Cutie is never allowed to play two weeks running.\r\n\r\nThe ball toss as conducted by the Fat-Boy has all the clarity and integrity of a Zimbawean Presidential election. The throw up results in a clear 2-3 split and Fat-Boy announces that Mr. Grumpy will play with Nance. Ten seconds later he re-considers and decides to pit Brett with Nance leaving himself with Turbo and Mr. Grumpy. It\'s all very irregular.\r\n\r\nEarly holes are nip and tuck and the back 9 is eventually shared, although the scorecard is getting ever soggier making the recording of scores more of a lottery than usual.\r\n\r\nBut Nance and Brett have a solid front 9 and so shade it as well as the match by a couple of points.\r\n\r\nThere are 15 camels at stake on the 5th tee. Only Brett hits the green and Mr. Grumpy duffs a lob wedge into sand to claim a useful 16. Turbo claims an OOB and a duck and Fat-Boy also collects a duck having eschewed an opportunity to de-duck on the 2nd. No matter that it was lodged in a raging torrent.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy has his regulation two blobs, but sneaks home for the ten points with 35 points, a couple ahead of Nance with 33.',1,'','',200,207,1,1),
(213,'2008-05-25','2008-05-25 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 10:47:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Inclement is the appropriate word as Sunday 25th dawns very wet and heavy cloud cover suggests there will be no respite all day. So it proves. it wazzes down all morning such that the Muffins are among very few people venturing onto the course. That\'s probably just as well as it\'s an illegal five ball that make its way to the 6th tee.\r\n\r\nTate and DJ are in Cornwall, hopefully getting soaked as well and Cutie-Cutie is never allowed to play two weeks running.\r\n\r\nThe ball toss as conducted by the Fat-Boy has all the clarity and integrity of a Zimbawean Presidential election. The throw up results in a clear 2-3 split and Fat-Boy announces that Mr. Grumpy will play with Nance. Ten seconds later he re-considers and decides to pit Brett with Nance leaving himself with Turbo and Mr. Grumpy. It\'s all very irregular.\r\n\r\nEarly holes are nip and tuck and the back 9 is eventually shared, although the scorecard is getting ever soggier making the recording of scores more of a lottery than usual.\r\n\r\nBut Nance and Brett have a solid front 9 and so shade it as well as the match by a couple of points.\r\n\r\nThere are 15 camels at stake on the 5th tee. Only Brett hits the green and Mr. Grumpy duffs a lob wedge into sand to claim a useful 16. Turbo claims an OOB and a duck and Fat-Boy also collects a duck having eschewed an opportunity to de-duck on the 2nd. No matter that it was lodged in a raging torrent.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy has his regulation two blobs, but sneaks home for the ten points with 35 points, a couple ahead of Nance with 33.',1,'brettcamelavoidence18th.jpg','The luckiest golf in the world - Brett avoiding picking up the camels at the 18th by a whisker - June 1st.',300,207,1,1),
(214,'2000-05-17','2000-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-05-17 19:05:13',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(215,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 20:32:30',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(216,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 20:56:27',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(217,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 20:57:31',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(218,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:00:08',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(219,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:01:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(220,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:06:01',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(221,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:06:55',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(222,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:07:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(223,'2001-05-17','2001-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:09:02',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(224,'2002-05-17','2002-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:12:09',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(225,'2002-05-17','2002-05-17 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:14:43',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(226,'2002-05-17','2002-05-17 08:00:00',5,8,76,76,'','2008-06-02 21:14:56',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(227,'2002-06-02','2002-06-02 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:19:57',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(228,'2008-06-02','2008-06-02 08:00:00',5,5,96,96,'','2008-06-02 21:17:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,227,1,1),
(229,'2008-06-02','2008-06-02 08:00:00',5,26,84,84,'','2008-06-02 21:18:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,227,1,1),
(230,'2002-06-02','2002-06-02 08:00:00',5,26,84,84,'','2008-06-02 21:18:13',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,227,1,1),
(231,'2002-06-02','2002-06-02 08:00:00',5,26,84,84,'','2008-06-02 21:19:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,227,1,1),
(232,'2002-06-02','2002-06-02 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:19:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,227,1,1),
(233,'2000-06-02','2000-06-02 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:26:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(234,'2008-06-02','2008-06-02 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:20:27',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,233,1,1),
(235,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:57:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(236,'2001-03-02','2001-03-02 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-02 21:27:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(237,'2001-03-02','2001-03-02 08:00:00',5,7,81,81,'','2008-06-02 21:27:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(238,'2001-03-06','2001-03-06 08:00:00',5,7,81,81,'','2008-06-02 21:28:14',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(239,'2001-03-06','2001-03-06 16:00:00',5,7,81,81,'','2008-06-02 21:28:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(240,'2001-03-06','2001-03-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:29:19',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(241,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:30:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(242,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:35:21',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(243,'2002-05-17','2002-05-17 08:00:00',5,8,76,76,'','2008-06-02 21:15:15',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,202,1,1),
(244,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:50:44',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(245,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:53:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(246,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:55:46',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(247,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:56:16',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(248,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:56:22',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(249,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:56:32',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(250,'2001-08-06','2001-08-06 16:00:00',5,4,98,98,'','2008-06-02 21:56:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,16,'',1,'','',200,235,1,1),
(251,'2001-06-02','2001-06-02 08:00:00',5,2,89,89,'','2008-06-02 21:58:55',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(252,'2008-06-02','2008-06-02 08:00:00',5,2,89,89,'','2008-06-02 21:58:44',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,251,1,1),
(253,'2008-05-05','2008-05-05 14:00:00',2,10,111,111,'','2008-05-14 09:31:20',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,14,'A chat with the venerable old starter reveals that the Championship course might be a little more open than the Struie, but that the wind in our faces might be a challenge on the outward nine.\r\n\r\nSo it proves. Popular opinion has it that this is in the top 3 of all Muffin venues, even ahead of Purley Chase and the last afternoon of tour proves to be a memorable one. Not so much for the scoring, but for the quality of the links, the individuality (memorability) of each hole and the views, bathed in sunshine.\r\n\r\nGoing out is difficult, especially if you have re-discovered the vicious hook, but coming home downwind much more straightforward. Tate has a two-shotter on or around the 14th but a 4-stab ensures not a lot of points and he berates himself with a stream of about ten vile adjectives and adverbs that has DJ and Mr. Grumpy falling about.\r\n\r\nScoring generally is not prolific, the par 3\'s, though not long are testing and something in the high 20\'s - low 30\'s proves the norm. Fat-Boy sneaks a late win with 32 points but it\'s not enough to catch Bainey who deservedly takes the Muffins Tour Trophy for the first time.\r\n\r\nSo, apart from a repeat excellent steak at the hotel, it\'s all over for another year. A vintage tour. The weather was kind, the courses memorable, the accomodation fine, the meals variable but sustaining and the beers numerous. As ever the company and camerarderie was exceptional.\r\n\r\nHere\'s to the next one. We look forward to hearing from Nance as to the details.',1,'','',200,140,1,1),
(254,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-01 17:46:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Match report will be published soon, please watch this space ...',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(255,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 17:48:38',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(256,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 17:54:19',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(257,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 21:14:01',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(258,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 21:20:03',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(259,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 21:20:30',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(260,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 21:29:17',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(261,'2000-06-04','2000-06-04 08:00:00',5,2,89,89,'','2008-06-04 22:15:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(262,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-03 21:29:43',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'','',200,209,1,1),
(263,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-05 13:57:34',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'brettinceltickit.jpg','Brett sporting his Celtic strip - June 1st',200,209,1,1),
(264,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-05 20:40:06',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(265,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-05 20:41:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,63,43,288,6,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(266,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-05 20:49:16',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,0,0,0,6,8,'',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(268,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-05 13:58:05',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only £2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',1,'brettinceltickit.jpg','Brett sporting his Celtic strip - June 1st',100,209,1,1),
(269,'2008-05-18','2008-05-18 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-05-18 21:09:42',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The previous day\'s wet weather has cleared away and a sunny morning is in prospect but, ever cautious, Brett still turns up in a fleece which conceals several other layers.\r\n\r\nNance and the Fat-Boy are engaged in the summer 4-ball but, nervous that his authority may be usurped, Fat-Boy turns up early to do the tossing anyway. He sends out Turbo, Tate and Brett to be followed by Mr. Grumpy, DJ and Cutie-Cutie.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie\'s opening tee shots finish in the first fairway bunker for two early camels and Mr. Grumpy suggests that after their second shots, the total should still be two. This is ignored. DJ hits the bank and has to dance a few steps to avoid being hit on the conk. The total is now three. Cutie-Cutie plays next and also hits the bank, but the ball comes to rest just a matter of inches on the grass. Not an encouraging opening.\r\n\r\nHowever things improve and as Lawrence and Helen\'s hospitality is enjoyed, the second three-some bask in a 7 point lead. Brett is doing his best but it\'s not a good day at the office for Turbo and Tate and the 7 point deficit doubles to 14 by the end of the match.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie makes the most of Fat-Boy\'s permission to play to take the individual honours with a useful 39 points, followed by DJ and Brett on 37. The blot on Cutie-Cutie\'s landscape is 9 camels, only marginally outdone by Turbo who also adds a couple of ducks. \r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie considers himself unlucky as Mr. Grumpy\'s 9 down the 18th (from a drive in the middle of the fairway) includes most of the the fineable elements except sand.\r\n\r\nIn the summer 4-ball Nance and Fat-Boy see-off a couple of no-hopers 3 and 1.\r\n\r\nFinally there will be those among you who, at the mention of Green and Black will immediately think of organic, somewhat poncy, dark chocolate. No more.',1,'','',200,204,1,1),
(270,'2008-06-08','2008-06-08 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 10:54:50',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,23,222,7,8,'Approaching mid-summer day and God and Charlie Neill decide to bless the Muffins with a glorious morning. The course is set up for low scoring, though DJ is not appraised of this.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a \"non Cutie-Cutie week\" so the 7 remaining Muffins each think they are in with a shout for ten points.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy juggles the spheroids and comes up with the teams he\'d decided upon the previous evening. He sends out Nance, Turbo and Mr. \"it\'s a game of two-halves\" Grumpy. The leading trio make good progess and courtesy of another 21 points from Mr. Grumpy, lead by a full 6 points at halfway.\r\n\r\nTate, Brett Fat-Boy and DJ are having a difficult morning. DJ in particular, if faced with a cow\'s arse is unlikely to have juxtaposed it with a banjo.\r\n\r\nHowever, following the previous week\'s collapse, the principal speculation centres on Mr. Grumpy\'s chances of delivering a repeat performance. A shakey drive courting an OOB down the left of the tenth is an early indicator. Aided by a double OOB from Nance on the same hole, the 4-ball take a fresh guard with renewed optimism.\r\n\r\nDespite a solid contribution from Turbo, Mr Grumpy\'s repeat collapse for another back nine of just 12 points (but, 1 better than last week)ensures that the 3-ball chuck away the back 9 and the match 78-80.\r\n\r\nIndividually Fat-Boy shades it with 37 points, one point ahead of Brett with 36. There are a clutch of players with 32 and DJ also has a 3 and a 2 in his score, unfortunately in a different order. The David Blunkett of the greens now has some additional issues to address.\r\n\r\nFinally, it\'s a lucrative day on the fines front. DJ and Mr. Grumpy pick up the camels, 15 and 6 respectively and there\'s a nap hand of OOBs contributed by Nance, Fat-Boy, Tate and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\nNext week Cutie-Cutie will return, so it\'s a scrap for the minor places. ',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(271,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-05 21:08:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(272,'2008-06-08','2008-06-08 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-08 13:30:22',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,270,1,1),
(273,'2008-06-08','2008-06-08 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 10:48:43',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Approaching mid-summer day and God and Charlie Neill decide to bless the Muffins with a glorious morning. The course is set up for low scoring, though DJ is not appraised of this.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a \"non Cutie-Cutie week\" so the 7 remaining Muffins each think they are in with a shout for ten points.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy juggles the spheroids and comes up with the teams he\'d decided upon the previous evening. He sends out Nance, Turbo and Mr. \"it\'s a game of two-halves\" Grumpy. The leading trio make good progess and courtesy of another 21 points from Mr. Grumpy, lead by a full 6 points at halfway.\r\n\r\nTate, Brett Fat-Boy and DJ are having a difficult morning. DJ in particular, if faced with a cow\'s arse is unlikely to have juxtaposed it with a banjo.\r\n\r\nHowever, following the previous week\'s collapse, the principal speculation centres on Mr. Grumpy\'s chances of delivering a repeat performance. A shakey drive courting an OOB down the left of the tenth is an early indicator. Aided by a double OOB from Nance on the same hole, the 4-ball take a fresh guard with renewed optimism.\r\n\r\nDespite a solid contribution from Turbo, Mr Grumpy\'s repeat collapse for another back nine of 11 points ensures that the 3-ball chuck away the back 9 and the match 78-80.\r\n\r\nIndividually Fat-Boy shades it with 37 points, one point ahead of Brett with 36. There are a clutch of players with 32 and DJ also has a 3 and a 2 in his score, unfortunately in a different order. The David Blunkett of the greens now has some additional issues to address.\r\n\r\nFinally, it\'s a lucrative day on the fines front. DJ and Mr. Grumpy pick up the camels and there\'s a nap hand of OOBs contributed by Nance and Mr. Grumpy amongst others.\r\n\r\nNext week Cutie-Cutie will return, so it\'s a scrap for the minor places. ',1,'','',200,270,1,1),
(274,'2008-06-08','2008-06-08 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 10:52:55',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Approaching mid-summer day and God and Charlie Neill decide to bless the Muffins with a glorious morning. The course is set up for low scoring, though DJ is not appraised of this.\r\n\r\nIt\'s a \"non Cutie-Cutie week\" so the 7 remaining Muffins each think they are in with a shout for ten points.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy juggles the spheroids and comes up with the teams he\'d decided upon the previous evening. He sends out Nance, Turbo and Mr. \"it\'s a game of two-halves\" Grumpy. The leading trio make good progess and courtesy of another 21 points from Mr. Grumpy, lead by a full 6 points at halfway.\r\n\r\nTate, Brett Fat-Boy and DJ are having a difficult morning. DJ in particular, if faced with a cow\'s arse is unlikely to have juxtaposed it with a banjo.\r\n\r\nHowever, following the previous week\'s collapse, the principal speculation centres on Mr. Grumpy\'s chances of delivering a repeat performance. A shakey drive courting an OOB down the left of the tenth is an early indicator. Aided by a double OOB from Nance on the same hole, the 4-ball take a fresh guard with renewed optimism.\r\n\r\nDespite a solid contribution from Turbo, Mr Grumpy\'s repeat collapse for another back nine of 11 points ensures that the 3-ball chuck away the back 9 and the match 78-80.\r\n\r\nIndividually Fat-Boy shades it with 37 points, one point ahead of Brett with 36. There are a clutch of players with 32 and DJ also has a 3 and a 2 in his score, unfortunately in a different order. The David Blunkett of the greens now has some additional issues to address.\r\n\r\nFinally, it\'s a lucrative day on the fines front. DJ and Mr. Grumpy pick up the camels, 15 and 6 respectively and there\'s a nap hand of OOBs contributed by Nance, Fat-Boy, Tate and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\nNext week Cutie-Cutie will return, so it\'s a scrap for the minor places. ',1,'','',200,270,1,1),
(275,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-08 17:52:05',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(276,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:47:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(277,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:50:56',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(278,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:51:18',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(279,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:51:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(280,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:51:55',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(281,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:52:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(282,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 21:53:15',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(283,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 22:05:55',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(284,'2000-06-05','2000-06-05 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-09 22:06:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(285,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-10 13:36:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(286,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 13:37:10',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(287,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 13:37:16',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'vvfdsvfdsv',1,'','',200,267,1,1),
(288,'2000-06-10','2000-06-10 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-10 20:38:30',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(289,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 13:38:00',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(290,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:08:12',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(291,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:13:13',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(292,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:13:20',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(293,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:13:32',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(294,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:13:40',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(295,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:17:35',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(296,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:17:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(297,'2001-09-08','2001-09-08 09:00:00',5,9,74,74,'','2008-06-10 21:19:26',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,9,'test report',1,'boobs50.jpg','test',200,267,1,1),
(298,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 13:33:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,29,198,6,8,'(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I\'m having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).\r\n\r\nAnyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme\'s baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\n\"At least I won\'t be picking up the camels\" thinks Nance. Ha!\r\n\r\nIt\'s a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It\'s a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. \r\n\r\nIn particular DJ\'s putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.\r\n\r\nWhile the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 74. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the \"game of two halves\" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.\r\n\r\nAll in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(299,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-15 15:28:24',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,298,1,1),
(300,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-15 21:39:47',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I\'m having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).\r\n\r\nAnyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme\'s baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\n\"At least I won\'t be picking up the camels\" thinks Nance. Ha!\r\n\r\nIt\'s a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It\'s a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. \r\n\r\nIn particular DJ\'s putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.\r\n\r\nWhile the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 72. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the \"game of two halves\" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.\r\n\r\nAll in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,298,1,1),
(301,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-15 21:42:14',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I\'m having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).\r\n\r\nAnyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme\'s baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\n\"At least I won\'t be picking up the camels\" thinks Nance. Ha!\r\n\r\nIt\'s a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It\'s a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. \r\n\r\nIn particular DJ\'s putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.\r\n\r\nWhile the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 74. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the \"game of two halves\" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.\r\n\r\nAll in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,298,1,1),
(302,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 13:24:40',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I\'m having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).\r\n\r\nAnyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme\'s baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\n\"At least I won\'t be picking up the camels\" thinks Nance. Ha!\r\n\r\nIt\'s a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It\'s a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. \r\n\r\nIn particular DJ\'s putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.\r\n\r\nWhile the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 74. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the \"game of two halves\" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.\r\n\r\nAll in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,298,1,1),
(303,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 13:24:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I\'m having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).\r\n\r\nAnyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme\'s baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\n\"At least I won\'t be picking up the camels\" thinks Nance. Ha!\r\n\r\nIt\'s a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It\'s a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. \r\n\r\nIn particular DJ\'s putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.\r\n\r\nWhile the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 74. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the \"game of two halves\" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.\r\n\r\nAll in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,298,1,1),
(304,'2008-06-21','2008-06-21 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 13:48:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(305,'2008-06-21','2008-06-21 08:00:00',5,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 13:50:35',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(306,'2008-06-01','2008-06-01 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-06 21:44:40',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'It\'s Tuesday pm and your correspondent\'s disillusionment with all things golf has moderated to the extent that a match report can now be filed. Unfortunately, having not stayed around for the post-match scoring corrections, details are sketchy.\r\n\r\nThe weather seems set fair and Brett discards his usual many layers in favour of a washed out 1950\'s Celtic shirt. Nance is fresh from an unsuccessful 36 hole outing in the Birkett Barker in which Bainey, still playing with the Inverness Tour Titleist tied to his 7 wood by a piece of string (short), has enhanced the Muffin\'s reputation with a stunning victory.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy has accepted a plea-bargain from Cutie-Cutie who is 1) allowed to play and 2) allowed to collect maximum points again with \"four-oh, blind forty\" as they say in bingo circles. There is a clear and present danger that he will now play sufficient matches to count, so Brett is overheard postulating other rule changes that might yet exclude the twice monthly magician.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy take the match, but only ï¿½2 with the nines being shared - although it might be noted that the nine that includes a 21 point contribution from the latter is actually lost. \r\n\r\nIn the history of collapses, Mr Grumpy\'s back nine is up there with the Fall of the Roman Empire, Barings Bank and the Paragon share price, although it was actually one point better than Fat-Boy recorded.\r\n\r\nAnd in a team that contains both Turbo and Tate it\'s no surprise that Tate steps up to the plate with the camel quotient. He is joined by DJ.',2,'has nance had a change of career.jpg','Has Nance had a change of career?',100,209,1,1),
(307,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-25 20:50:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,26,153,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(308,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-22 13:55:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(309,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-22 15:17:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flodding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(310,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-22 15:23:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flodding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(311,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-22 15:24:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,26,153,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(312,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-22 15:24:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,26,153,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(313,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-22 15:24:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,26,153,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(314,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-25 20:46:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,25,156,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(315,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-25 20:46:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,25,156,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(316,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-09 22:54:49',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo',1,'amended pierluigi collina and dj.jpg','Pierluigi Collina and DJ discuss golf',200,0,0,1),
(317,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 14:00:52',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(318,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 16:57:29',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards nine of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers, a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 20 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  14, 15 and 16 sees them score 7, 6 and 5 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart on 17 and 18 , losing the match convincingly by the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(319,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 16:59:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 20 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  14, 15 and 16 sees them score 7, 6 and 5 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart on 17 and 18 , losing the match convincingly by the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(320,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:00:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  14, 15 and 16 sees them score 7, 6 and 5 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart on 17 and 18 , losing the match convincingly by the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(321,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:02:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(322,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:05:38',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nweek, albeit much the poorer. \r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Baney and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(323,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:06:11',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Baney and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(324,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:06:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(325,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-25 20:50:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,33,33,23,144,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,1),
(326,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:08:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(327,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:08:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,16,252,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,0),
(328,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:08:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,34,18,216,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,0),
(329,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:08:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,36,14,201,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,0),
(330,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 17:08:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,36,14,201,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week) \r\n',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(331,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 19:42:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'THERE IS A MINOR ISSUE WITH THE WEB-SITE SCORING AT PRESENT WHICH IS CURRENT SUBJECT TO URGENT MAINTENANCE BY YOUR HIGHLY SKILLED WEB-DEVELOPMENT TEAM.  WE EXPECT IT TO BE RESOLVED LATER TODAY.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(332,'2008-06-22','2008-06-22 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-25 20:50:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,26,153,5,8,'In Muffins vs. Shaw (18th November 2007) the ruling was that a late cry-off for no tangible reason was subject to a fine equal to the total of all extras picked up during the match.  The jury also had to take into account the fact that that the cry-off resulted in one of those awkward 5-balls.  And so with a heavy heart, the judgement of the court was that Mr. Grumpy\'s cry-off via text at 8:00am will be subject to the same sentence.  We have to demonstrate that we are tough on crime - back to basics and all that.\r\n\r\nAn appeal is almost inevitable, though unlikely to succeed.\r\n\r\nDJ and Cutie-Cutie were also missing, though their fines were the standard 4-owls each.  Much discussion surrounded DJ\'s reasons for non-appearance - resting as preparation for partnering Charlie at the pro-Am tomorrow was thought feeble, but apparently not feeble enough.\r\n\r\nThe awkward 5-ball tried to find an obscure part of the course to avoid embarrassment, and so kicked off from the 6th tee.  Chief tosser decided that we should play as a 5-ball, rather than a 2-ball vs. 3-ball, hence no-one could quite work out why he threw the balls up at all.\r\n\r\nGales force winds made scoring difficult.  The gales also brought down most of one of the big oak trees on 18, but luckily 10 minutes after the 5-amigos had passed through.\r\n\r\nTate was having a few problems with his swing.  Memories of Boat of Garten came flooding back as he hit two off the heel out-of-bounds on 11.  Maybe the problem was his footwork - on 16 he was keen to point out that he was putting his left foot in front of his right - just as well, swinging the club cross-legged may have caused even more problems.\r\n\r\nIt was Fat-Boy and Brett who conquered the windy conditions best.  Both came in with 34 points each, with Nance pushing them close with 32.  Tate and Turbo struggled.   Turbo, in particular, was getting uncharacteristically grumpy towards the end of his round, with much wittering and tossing of clubs.  Mr. Grumpy would have been proud of him.\r\n\r\nWe look forward to the welcome return on the chief-scribe and head of grumpiness next week, albeit much the poorer.\r\n\r\nMuffins should be reminded of the following dates for their diaries :- \r\n\r\nSat 28 June - Birkett-Barker - Nance, Fat-Boy and DJ at 10:00am and 2:30pm\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, DJ and Brett 8:48am\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo (Fat-Boy away and Cutie-Cutie assumed unavailable since it\'s not his week)\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,307,1,0),
(333,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 19:42:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'THERE IS A MINOR ISSUE WITH THE WEB-SITE SCORING AT PRESENT WHICH IS CURRENT SUBJECT TO URGENT MAINTENANCE BY YOUR HIGHLY SKILLED WEB-DEVELOPMENT TEAM.  WE EXPECT IT TO BE RESOLVED LATER TODAY.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(334,'2008-06-15','2008-06-15 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-21 13:33:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,29,198,6,8,'(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I\'m having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).\r\n\r\nAnyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme\'s baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\n\"At least I won\'t be picking up the camels\" thinks Nance. Ha!\r\n\r\nIt\'s a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It\'s a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. \r\n\r\nIn particular DJ\'s putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.\r\n\r\nWhile the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 74. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the \"game of two halves\" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.\r\n\r\nAll in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,298,1,1),
(335,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 19:42:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'THERE IS A MINOR ISSUE WITH THE WEB-SITE SCORING AT PRESENT WHICH IS CURRENT SUBJECT TO URGENT MAINTENANCE BY YOUR HIGHLY SKILLED WEB-DEVELOPMENT TEAM.  WE EXPECT IT TO BE RESOLVED LATER TODAY.',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(336,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-06-29 20:26:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo',1,'','',200,316,1,1),
(337,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-06 23:43:16',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo',1,'amended pierluigi collina and dj.jpg','Pierluigi Collina and DJ discuss golf',200,316,1,1),
(338,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-09 22:54:42',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo',1,'amended pierluigi collina and dj.jpg','Pierluigi Collina and DJ discuss golf',200,316,1,1),
(339,'2008-06-29','2008-06-29 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-09 22:54:49',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,20,253,8,8,'For the man known for his game of 2 halves, Mr. Grumpy shows he can go one better - following his shock retirement on the 13th, he demonstrates that he actually has a game of two-thirds.  He will, no doubt, blame the sandwiches, or more specifically, the black-pudding.  An outwards 9 of remarkable quality saw him reach the turn with a creditable 19 points.  However a hooked tee-shot OOB on 10, a hooked tee shot OOB on 11, and 2 sliced tee shots OOB on 13 saw his ball stocks fall to unmanagable numbers,  prompting a quick shake of hands with his playing partners and the long solitary walk home.\r\n\r\nThe match itself started uneventfully, if not a little early.  Fat-Boy has invited loads of his proper friends around for a BBQ and he needed to get back early to marinade his chops.    Fat-Boy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo set off out of the blocks first and chalk up a number of decent scores.  Turbo, in particular, records a fine 20 points for the front 9.  However it was all to no avail as Nance, DJ, Tate and Mr. Grumpy take the front 9 by a single point.  Nance and Mr. Grumpy both taking the course apart with 21 and 19 points respectively.\r\n\r\nThe events on the 13th tee increased the pressure, and at least temporarily the focus, on Nance, DJ, and Tate.  The 14th and 15th sees them score 7 and 6 points respectively, even without Mr. Grumpy\'s help, though they could keep it up, and fell apart from the 16th, losing the match convincingly in the end.\r\n\r\nNance held on for the individual honours, despite a pussy-like 15 points on the back 9.  The extras count was suitably topped up by Fat-Boy and Mr. Two-Thirds.\r\n\r\nMuffins are, once again, reminded that next week is pretty busy :- \r\n\r\nSat 5th July - Div 1 Medal - Nance, Bainey and Brett 8:48am \r\n\r\nSun 6th July - Captains Day and Strawberry Tea (replaces Muffins match) - Nance, Brett, DJ, Tate, Mr. Grumpy, Turbo',1,'amended pierluigi collina and dj.jpg','Pierluigi Collina and DJ discuss golf',200,316,1,1),
(340,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-14 21:22:27',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy is unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,0,0,1),
(341,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 15:55:01',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,181,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,340,1,1),
(342,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 15:55:01',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,340,1,1),
(343,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 15:55:01',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,340,1,1),
(344,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 16:03:46',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',0,340,1,1),
(345,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 18:07:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',0,340,1,1),
(346,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 18:11:11',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(347,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 18:37:28',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...thfghfghfghgfhghggf',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',0,340,1,1),
(348,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 18:40:46',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...thfghfghfghgfhghggf',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',0,340,1,1),
(349,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 18:42:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...thfghfghfghgfhghggf',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',350,340,1,1),
(350,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 18:44:03',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...thfghfghfghgfhghggf',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(351,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 19:11:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with semingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy in unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(352,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 19:14:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy in unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(353,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-13 19:15:19',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy is unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(354,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-14 21:13:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy is unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(355,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-14 21:14:31',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy is unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(356,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-14 21:15:02',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy is unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(357,'2008-07-13','2008-07-13 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-14 21:20:33',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,34,25,182,6,8,'An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   \r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  \r\n\r\nDespite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn\'t possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he\'d be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.\r\n\r\nThe back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   \r\n\r\nNances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with seemingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy is unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he\'ll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he\'d already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.\r\n\r\n',1,'times are hard!.jpg','Is this the new head office?',250,340,1,1),
(358,'2008-07-20','2008-07-20 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-20 20:11:00',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,33,34,26,89,3,8,'The biggest comeback since Lazarus? The most anticipated return since Led Zeppelin at the O2 Arena? Well not really, but the Grumpster makes a re-appearance if only to avoid Brett and the Fat-Boy being a nuisance 2-ball. DJ and Tate are competing and winning a Summer 4-ball, Turbo is overnighting in the Cotswolds after too much electric soup and Nance and Cutie-Cutie are babysitting. \r\n\r\nIn Nance\'s case this probably means \"amuse yourselves boys while I lie on the settee watching golf and drinking lager\".\r\n\r\nMany of the flags are still in the comedy positions from the previous days Am-Am which gives Mr. Grumpy and Fat-Boy a little prior knowledge advantage. Mr. Grumpy in particular benefits from the 3-week lay off and accumulates 34 points and the ten max with Fat-Boy on 29 and Brett on 26. Brett also picks up a duck and an OOB, but Mr. Grumpy takes the 7 camels on offer.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(359,'2008-07-20','2008-07-20 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-20 19:58:44',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,358,1,1),
(360,'2008-07-20','2008-07-20 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-20 19:58:55',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,358,1,1),
(361,'2008-07-27','2008-07-27 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-30 09:28:54',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,28,254,8,8,'(First off, apologies for the tardiness of this report, dear reader, but your correspondent has been at the Motor Show attempting to be pleasant to people for up to 11 hours a day. By \"people\" what I actually mean is car anoraks and spotty herberts - this not as easy as you might imagine - even for a man of my cheerful and temperate disposition).\r\n\r\nHowever, I digress. Sunday dawns hot and sunny and it\'s a full house for the latest spuriously accurate tee off time determined by Brett. The Tosser sends out Nance, DJ, Turbo and Cutie-Cutie to be followed by himself, Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett.\r\n\r\nThe lead quartet manage to drive somewhere approximately up the first fairway. Not so the following four. Drives of varying directions are ultimately trumped by Tate who contrives to stay on the golf course only by the skin of his teeth. Such is the display that the next four-ball in waiting head immediately for the 3rd tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s going to be a long, hot morning and the temperature is raised further by Brett, who begins to castigate himself, and anyone else he thinks might be to blame, as early as the first green. Only Fat-Boy manages to match the sunny weather with the sunny disposition of one who still enjoys regular sex.\r\n\r\nDespite gloomy predictions as they approach the sandwiches, the latter four find themselves only two points in arrears and a markedly better back-nine by Brett and Mr. Grumpy in supporting individual winner Fat-Boy results in a clear-cut victory. \r\n\r\nHowever, Tate has a memorable morning. He all but takes out the \"For Sale\" sign at the bungalow on the 10th and then hits several trees with several shots on the 16th before skirting with another OOB on 17. His holiday, and thus a 3-week, no-golf sabbatical is perhaps well timed.\r\n\r\nAs stated, Fat-Boy takes the ten max with 37 Stableford points. Brett and Nance are joint first losers with 35. \r\n\r\nDespite benign conditions, it\'s also a good day on the camel front with Nance collecting 18 and Fat-Boy 13. \r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(362,'2008-07-27','2008-07-27 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-27 17:39:12',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,28,255,8,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,361,1,1),
(363,'2008-07-27','2008-07-27 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-27 17:39:12',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,28,254,8,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,361,1,1),
(364,'2008-07-27','2008-07-27 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-27 17:39:12',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,28,254,8,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,361,1,1),
(365,'2008-07-27','2008-07-27 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-29 21:39:28',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,28,254,8,8,'(First off, apologies for the tardiness of this report, dear reader, but your correspondent has been at the Motor Show trying to be pleasant to people for 11 hours a day solid. By \"people\" what I actually mean is car anoraks and spotty herberts - not easy, even for a man of my temperate disposition as you might imagine).\r\n\r\nHowever, I digress. Sunday dawns hot and sunny and it\'s a full house for the odd tee off time determined by Brett. The Tosser sends out Nance, DJ, Turbo and Cutie-Cutie to be followed by himself, Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett.\r\n\r\nThe lead quartet manage to drive somewhere approximately up the first fairway. Not so the following four. Drives of varying directions are ultimately trumped by Tate who manages to stay on the golf course only by the skin of his teeth. Such is the display that the next waiting four-ball immediately head for the 3rd tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s going to be a long, hot morning and the temperature is raised further by Brett who begins castigating himself loudly as early as the first green. Only Fat-Boy manages to match the sunny weather with the sunny disposition of one who enjoys regular sex.\r\n\r\nDespite gloomy predictions at the sandwiches the latter four find themselves only two points in arrears and a markedly better back-nine by Brett and Mr. Grumpy supporting individual winner Fat-Boy results in a clear-cut victory. \r\n\r\nTate, however has a memorable morning. He all but takes out a \"For Sale\" sign on the 10th and hits several trees with several shots on the 16th before skirting with another OOB on 17. His holiday a a 3 week no-golf sabbatical is perhaps well timed.\r\n\r\nAs stated, Fat-Boy takes the ten max with 37 Stableford points and \r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,361,1,1),
(366,'2008-07-27','2008-07-27 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-07-29 21:53:48',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,37,28,254,8,8,'(First off, apologies for the tardiness of this report, dear reader, but your correspondent has been at the Motor Show attempting to be pleasant to people for up to 11 hours a day. By \"people\" what I actually mean is car anoraks and spotty herberts - this not as easy as you might imagine, even for a man of my cheerful and temperate disposition).\r\n\r\nHowever, I digress. Sunday dawns hot and sunny and it\'s a full house for the latest spuriously accurate tee off time determined by Brett. The Tosser sends out Nance, DJ, Turbo and Cutie-Cutie to be followed by himself, Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett.\r\n\r\nThe lead quartet manage to drive somewhere approximately up the first fairway. Not so the following four. Drives of varying directions are ultimately trumped by Tate who contrives to stay on the golf course only by the skin of his teeth. Such is the display that the next waiting four-ball immediately head for the 3rd tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s going to be a long, hot morning and the temperature is raised further by Brett, who begins to castigate himself, and anyone else he thinks might be to blame, as early as the first green. Only Fat-Boy manages to match the sunny weather with the sunny disposition of one who still enjoys regular sex.\r\n\r\nDespite gloomy predictions at the sandwiches, the latter four find themselves only two points in arrears and a markedly better back-nine by Brett and Mr. Grumpy in supporting individual winner Fat-Boy results in a clear-cut victory. \r\n\r\nHowever, Tate has a memorable morning. He all but takes out a \"For Sale\" sign on the 10th and then hits several trees with several shots on the 16th before skirting with another OOB on 17. His holiday, and thus  a 3-week, no-golf sabbatical is perhaps well timed.\r\n\r\nAs stated, Fat-Boy takes the ten max with 37 Stableford points. Brett and Nance are joint first losers with 35. Despite benign conditions, it\'s also a good day on the camel front with Nance collecting 18 and Fat-Boy 13. \r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,361,1,1),
(367,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-09 10:44:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'In the absence of the chief scribe, Mr. Grumpy, your stand-in reporter, Nance, has chosen to be fashionably late in the posting on this weeks match report.  Arguably, despite being posted on Wednesday, its lateness is relatively minor in comparison to previous postings from Mr. Grumpy.  Nevertheless, onwards and upwards to the story of the 3rd August match...\r\n\r\n(Mr Grumpy adds........\"Agreed, the match report has, on occasions, been a little tardy - but never as late as Wednesday. Also, Mr Grumpy takes care to avoid the undue repetition such as repeating whole sentences and the numerical inconsistencies/anomalies that feature strongly further down this page.\" Ends)\r\n\r\n(PS, it didn\'t piss down, but I got very pissed)\r\n\r\nThe absence of Mr. Grumpy was, on this occasion due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ for his mates. Much like Fat-Boy before him, his list of mates did not, seemingly, include the other Muffins.  We hope it pissed down.   Also missing was Tate, who was on a non-golfing trip for 3 weeks to the US of A.  On his return, that will make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-Cutie on a routine off-week, it was the awkward 5-ball which made its way, embarrassingly out of the way, to the 10th tee.\r\n\r\nChief tosser wanted to play with Nance on this occasion, so was very careful with the ball-toss.  So it was that he and Nance set off down the 10th fairway with £4 earnings in mind.   It wasn\'t long before Brett and DJ  had decided that the Muffins scoring system for a 2 vs. 3 match was not in their favour, and so it turned out, with Nance and Fat-Boy taking the back 9 by a short head 21-20.  \r\n\r\nWith his game in disarray, Brett was starting to get desperate as early as the 10th green (OGC 1st).  Disagreement with his partner DJ about the granting of a 2ft concession to Nance resulting in him adopting a quiet wittering approach for the last 8 holes.  As disconcerting as this was for his playing partners and the opposition, this approach seemed to help his concentration, and a backward 9 of 19 gave him a grand total of 36 points and 2nd place.  \r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(368,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-03 17:10:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,30,171,5,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(369,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-03 17:10:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(370,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-03 17:10:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(371,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:15:01',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(372,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:18:24',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'Nance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(373,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:22:14',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'Brett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(374,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:27:19',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'the absence of Mr. Grumpy, on this occasion was due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ at chez-Grumpiness for his mates.  Like Fat-Boy before him, he doesn\'t class the other Muffins (excepting Turbo) in the \'Mates\' category.  We hope it pissed down.   Also absent was Tate, taking a 3 week non-golfing trip to the US of A.    On his return, that would make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-cutie also absent, it was down to the usual 5-ball making their way, embarrassingly, to the 10th tee,\r\n\r\nBrett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(375,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:30:25',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'The absence of Mr. Grumpy, on this occasion, was due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ at chez-Grumpiness for his mates.  Like Fat-Boy before him, he doesn\'t class the other Muffins (excepting Turbo) in the \'Mates\' category.  We hope it pissed down.   Also absent was Tate, taking a 3 week non-golfing trip to the US of A.    On his return, that would make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-Cutie also absent, it was down to the usual 5-ball making their way, embarrassingly, to the 10th tee,\r\n\r\nChief tosser decides he wants to play with Nance on this occasion, and predictably, the balls land with him and Nance playing DJ, Brett and Turbo.    Only 1 hole had gone by before Brett and DJ concluded that the muffins scoring system for a 2-ball vs. a 3-ball was not going to be in their favour.  So it proved to be as Nance and Fat-Boy take the front 9 by a short head 21-20.\r\n\r\nBrett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(376,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:31:29',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'The absence of Mr. Grumpy, on this occasion, was due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ at chez-Grumpiness for his mates, though like Fat-Boy before him, he doesn\'t class the other Muffins (excepting Turbo) in the \'Mates\' category.  We hope it pissed down.   Also absent was Tate, taking a 3 week non-golfing trip to the US of A.    On his return, that would make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-Cutie also absent, it was down to the usual 5-ball making their way, embarrassingly, to the 10th tee,\r\n\r\nChief tosser decides he wants to play with Nance on this occasion, and predictably, the balls land with him and Nance playing DJ, Brett and Turbo.    Only 1 hole had gone by before Brett and DJ concluded that the muffins scoring system for a 2-ball vs. a 3-ball was not going to be in their favour.  So it proved to be as Nance and Fat-Boy take the front 9 by a short head 21-20.\r\n\r\nBrett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(377,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-06 20:33:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'The absence of Mr. Grumpy, on this occasion, was due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ at chez-Grumpiness for his mates, though like Fat-Boy before him, he doesn\'t class the other Muffins (excepting Turbo) in the \'Mates\' category.  We hope it pissed down.   Also absent was Tate, taking a 3 week non-golfing trip to the US of A.    On his return, that would make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-Cutie also absent, it was down to the usual 5-ball making their way, embarrassingly, to the 10th tee,\r\n\r\nChief tosser decides he wants to play with Nance on this occasion, and predictably, the balls land with him and Nance playing DJ, Brett and Turbo.    Only 1 hole had gone by before Brett and DJ concluded that the Muffins scoring system for a 2-ball vs. a 3-ball was not going to be in their favour.  So it proved to be as Nance and Fat-Boy take the front 9 by a short head 21-20.\r\n\r\nBrett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(378,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-07 08:17:40',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'In the absence of the chief scribe, Mr. Grumpy, your stand-in reporter, Nance, has chosen to be fashionably late in the posting on this weeks match report.  Arguably, despite being posted on Wednesday, its lateness is relatively minor in comparison to previous postings from Mr. Grumpy.  Nevertheless, onwards and upwards to the story of the 3rd August match...\r\n\r\nThe absence of Mr. Grumpy was, on this occasion due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ for his mates. Much like Fat-Boy before him, his list of mates did not, seemingly, include the other Muffins.  We hope it pissed down.   Also missing was Tate, who was on a non-golfing trip for 3 weeks to the US of A.  On his return, that will make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-Cutie on a routine off-week, it was the awkward 5-ball which made its way, embarrassingly out of the way, to the 10th tee.\r\n\r\nChief tosser wanted to play with Nance on this occasion, so was very careful with the ball-toss.  So it was that he and Nance set off down the 10th fairway with £4 earnings in mind.   It wasn\'t long before Brett and DJ  had decided that the Muffins scoring system for a 2 vs. 3 match was not in their favour, and so it turned out, with Nance and Fat-Bot taking the back 9 by a short head 21-20.  \r\n\r\nWith his game in disarray, Brett was starting to get desperate as early as the 10th green (OGC 1st).  Disagreement with his partner DJ about the granting of a 2ft concession to Nance resulting in him adopting a quiet wittering approach for the last 8 holes.  As disconcerting as this was for his playing partners and the opposition, this approach seemed to help his concentration, and a backward 9 of 19 gave him a grand total of 26 points and 2nd place.  \r\n\r\nBrett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(379,'2008-08-03','2008-08-03 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-08 09:54:46',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,30,172,5,8,'In the absence of the chief scribe, Mr. Grumpy, your stand-in reporter, Nance, has chosen to be fashionably late in the posting on this weeks match report.  Arguably, despite being posted on Wednesday, its lateness is relatively minor in comparison to previous postings from Mr. Grumpy.  Nevertheless, onwards and upwards to the story of the 3rd August match...\r\n\r\n(Mr Grumpy adds........\"Agreed, the match report has, on occasions, been a little tardy - but never as late as Wednesday. Also, Mr Grumpy takes care to avoid the undue repetition such as repeating whole sentences and the numerical inconsistencies/anomalies that feature strongly further down this page.\" Ends)\r\n\r\n(PS, it didn\'t piss down, but I got very pissed)\r\n\r\nThe absence of Mr. Grumpy was, on this occasion due to his decision to help his lovely wife, Bev, host a BBQ for his mates. Much like Fat-Boy before him, his list of mates did not, seemingly, include the other Muffins.  We hope it pissed down.   Also missing was Tate, who was on a non-golfing trip for 3 weeks to the US of A.  On his return, that will make 6 weeks on the trot that he hasn\'t played a proper game of golf.  With Cutie-Cutie on a routine off-week, it was the awkward 5-ball which made its way, embarrassingly out of the way, to the 10th tee.\r\n\r\nChief tosser wanted to play with Nance on this occasion, so was very careful with the ball-toss.  So it was that he and Nance set off down the 10th fairway with £4 earnings in mind.   It wasn\'t long before Brett and DJ  had decided that the Muffins scoring system for a 2 vs. 3 match was not in their favour, and so it turned out, with Nance and Fat-Bot taking the back 9 by a short head 21-20.  \r\n\r\nWith his game in disarray, Brett was starting to get desperate as early as the 10th green (OGC 1st).  Disagreement with his partner DJ about the granting of a 2ft concession to Nance resulting in him adopting a quiet wittering approach for the last 8 holes.  As disconcerting as this was for his playing partners and the opposition, this approach seemed to help his concentration, and a backward 9 of 19 gave him a grand total of 26 points and 2nd place.  \r\n\r\nBrett starts the homeward 9 with a difference of opinion with his playing partner, DJ, about the granting of a 2 ft concession to Nance. This disagreement causes Brett to revert to an internal wittering approach for the final 8 holes.  Less headaches all round for his mates, and much more concentration from Brett for the remaining holes.  He comes home in 19 points for a 36 point total and 2nd spot.\r\n\r\nNance takes the individual honours.  A fine 21 points on the back 9 gave him a grand total of 37 points.  Fat-Boy and Nance take the team honours, as predicted.  Turbo, DJ and Brett in particular, continue to witter about the fairness of the Muffins 2 vs. 3 scoring calculations.  Nance and Fat-Boy conclude the rules are perfectly fair.',1,'','',200,367,1,1),
(380,'2008-08-17','2008-08-17 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-17 20:06:15',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,29,136,4,8,'Muffins back in action for the 17th August match, high summer it may be, but with standing water all over the course wellies, rather than soft spikes, were the order of the day. \r\n\r\nOnly a 4-ball this week - Cutie-Cutie was routinely absent, Tate needed a long lie in before the epic Villa vs. Man. City encounter, Turbo was at yet another party.  Mr. Grumpy, seemingly for once, was true to his word, and this retirement seems to be permanent (or at least longer than previous retirements.  The boys are already divving up Mr. Grumpy\'s golf memorabilia, since he clearly has no further use for them.  For today\'s game, Brett had his eyes on Mr. Grumpy\'s duffed chip shot, though on today\'s performance, he has already taken possession.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy decides he wants to partner Brett for today\'s match - given Nance\'s woeful performance not 24 hours earlier, this was probably no surprise.  Nance, however, had his \"game-head\" on, so it was no surprise that he and DJ took the opening 9, convincingly - up by 6 shots at the sandwiches - with Nance on 21 points.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, Fat-Boy gets a shot up the 10th and he used it to good effect for a 4 nett 3.  However thoughts of a come-back were short-lived - Fat-Boy and Brett couldn\'t make in-roads into the front 9 deficit, and although they take the back 9 as consolation, the match is long gone. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy once again collapses on 18.  A duck hook into the deep rough was followed by 6 more shots.  Importantly, 2 of them were in greenside bunkers to take the camels from a grateful DJ.\r\n\r\nNance takes individual honours, adding a respectable 18 points on the back 9 to the 21 on the front, for a 39 point total.    Brett piled on the pressure on the way home, with 20 points, however his 16 on the front proved his undoing. ',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(381,'2008-08-17','2008-08-17 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-17 20:02:39',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,380,1,1),
(382,'2008-08-17','2008-08-17 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-17 20:02:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'Muffins back in action for the 17th August match, high summer it may be, but with standing water all over the course wellies, rather than soft spikes, were the order of the day. \r\n\r\nOnly a 4-ball this week - Cutie-Cutie was routinely absent, Tate needed a long lie in before the epic Villa vs. Man. City encounter, Turbo was at yet another party.  Mr. Grumpy, seemingly for once, was true to his word, and this retirement seems to be permanent (or at least longer than previous retirements.  The boys are already divving up Mr. Grumpy\'s golf memorabilia, since he clearly has no further use for them.  For today\'s game, Brett had his eyes on Mr. Grumpy\'s duffed chip shot, though on today\'s performance, he has already taken possession.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy decides he wants to partner Brett for today\'s match - given Nance\'s woeful performance not 24 hours earlier, this was probably no surprise.  Nance, however, had his \"game-head\" on, so it was no suprise that he and DJ took the opening 9, convincingly - up by 6 shots at the sandwiches - with Nance on 21 points.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, Fat-Boy gets a shot up the 10th and he used it to good effect for a 4 nett 3.  However thoughts of a come-back were short-lived - Fat-Boy and Brett couldn\'t make in-roads into the front 9 deficit, and althuogh they take the back 9 as consolation, the match is long gone. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy once again collapses on 18.  A duck hook into the deep rough was followed by 6 more shots.  Importantly, 2 of them were in greenside bunkers to take the camels from a grateful DJ.\r\n\r\nNance takes individual honours, adding a respectable 18 points on the back 9 to the 21 on the front, for a 39 point total.    Brett piled on the pressure on the way home, with 20 points, however his 16 on the front proved his undoing. ',1,'','',200,380,1,1),
(383,'2008-08-17','2008-08-17 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-17 20:06:15',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,29,136,4,8,'Muffins back in action for the 17th August match, high summer it may be, but with standing water all over the course wellies, rather than soft spikes, were the order of the day. \r\n\r\nOnly a 4-ball this week - Cutie-Cutie was routinely absent, Tate needed a long lie in before the epic Villa vs. Man. City encounter, Turbo was at yet another party.  Mr. Grumpy, seemingly for once, was true to his word, and this retirement seems to be permanent (or at least longer than previous retirements.  The boys are already divving up Mr. Grumpy\'s golf memorabilia, since he clearly has no further use for them.  For today\'s game, Brett had his eyes on Mr. Grumpy\'s duffed chip shot, though on today\'s performance, he has already taken possession.\r\n\r\nFat-Boy decides he wants to partner Brett for today\'s match - given Nance\'s woeful performance not 24 hours earlier, this was probably no surprise.  Nance, however, had his \"game-head\" on, so it was no surprise that he and DJ took the opening 9, convincingly - up by 6 shots at the sandwiches - with Nance on 21 points.\r\n\r\nAstonishingly, Fat-Boy gets a shot up the 10th and he used it to good effect for a 4 nett 3.  However thoughts of a come-back were short-lived - Fat-Boy and Brett couldn\'t make in-roads into the front 9 deficit, and although they take the back 9 as consolation, the match is long gone. \r\n\r\nFat-Boy once again collapses on 18.  A duck hook into the deep rough was followed by 6 more shots.  Importantly, 2 of them were in greenside bunkers to take the camels from a grateful DJ.\r\n\r\nNance takes individual honours, adding a respectable 18 points on the back 9 to the 21 on the front, for a 39 point total.    Brett piled on the pressure on the way home, with 20 points, however his 16 on the front proved his undoing. ',1,'','',200,380,1,1),
(384,'2008-08-24','2008-08-24 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-24 19:08:29',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,33,243,7,8,'A full house for the first proper day of summer - 24th August.  A full house, these days, means 7 due to, what seems to be, the permanent retirement of Mr. Grumpy.  A bit of a rush start, the summer weather has tempted most of OGC out onto the course, and Brett\'s unspecific instructions of a 8:15am-ish start resulted in Cutie-Cutie turning up at 8:15-ish, on the dot.\r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that he wants to play with Nance, DJ and Tate this week, and so Brett, Turbo and Cutie-Cutie were first off the blocks.\r\n\r\nTurbo, in particular showed form on the front 9.  Dangerous off his 30 handicap, a gross par on 3 was quickly followed by another on 5, the latter being a nett ace for 4 points.  A fine outward 9 netted him 16 points.  His playing partners also stepped up the mark, with 18 and 20 points the team took the front 9 by a clear 3 points. \r\n\r\nTate is clearly a little rusty.  Following a perfect drive down the middle on 10, he part-shanks his 2nd past Nance\'s head over the 9th tee.  Fat-Boy commits routine Boob protection and puts his 2nd into a similar spot.  Tate, clearly disappointed that his shank had missed one of playing partners, makes up for it with his 3rd.  Another shank, this time a much purer strike, cuts Fat-Boy down at his kidneys.  Apparently it hit his ribs, rather than a layer of fat, otherwise Tate may have needed relief for a plugged lie.\r\n\r\nTate and his team, however put this event behind them very quickly and the back 9 saw some excellent scoring.  Excellent enough to make up the deficit from the front 9, and then some.  Tate, Nance, DJ and Fat-Boy taking the back 9 and the match pretty comfortably.  Brett and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual spoils with 36 points each, though there wasn\'t much in it, with only 3 points separating first from last.\r\n\r\nBrett and Tate pick up the all-important camels with 7 and 13 respectively.  Fat-Boy adds a boob to his tally.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(385,'2008-08-24','2008-08-24 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-24 18:02:28',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,33,244,7,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,384,1,1),
(386,'2008-08-24','2008-08-24 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-24 18:02:28',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,33,243,7,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,384,1,1),
(387,'2008-08-24','2008-08-24 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-24 19:06:04',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(388,'2008-08-24','2008-08-24 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-24 18:02:28',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,33,243,7,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,384,1,1),
(389,'2008-08-24','2008-08-24 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-24 19:06:15',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,33,243,7,8,'A full house for the first proper day of summer - 24th August.  A full house, these days, means 7 due to, what seems to be, the permanent retirement of Mr. Grumpy.  A bit of a rush start, the summer weather has tempted most of OGC out onto the course, and Brett\'s unspecific instructions of a 8:15am-ish start resulted in Cutie-Cutie turning up at 8:15-ish, on the dot.\r\n\r\nTop-tosser decrees that he wants to play with Nance, DJ and Tate this week, and so Brett, Turbo and Cutie-Cutie were first off the blocks.\r\n\r\nTurbo, in particular showed form on the front 9.  Dangerous off his 30 handicap, a gross par on 3 was quickly followed by another on 5, the latter being a nett ace for 4 points.  A fine outward 9 netted him 16 points.  His playing partners also stepped up the mark, with 18 and 20 points the team took the front 9 by a clear 3 points. \r\n\r\nTate is clearly a little rusty.  Following a perfect drive down the middle on 10, he part-shanks his 2nd past Nance\'s head over the 9th tee.  Fat-Boy commits routine Boob protection and puts his 2nd into a similar spot.  Tate, clearly disappointed that his shank had missed one of playing partners, makes up for it with his 3rd.  Another shank, this time a much purer strike, cuts Fat-Boy down at his kidneys.  Apparently it hit his ribs, rather than a layer of fat, otherwise Tate may have needed relief for a plugged lie.\r\n\r\nTate and his team, however put this event behind them very quickly and the back 9 saw some excellent scoring.  Excellent enough to make up the deficit from the front 9, and then some.  Tate, Nance, DJ and Fat-Boy taking the back 9 and the match pretty comfortably.  Brett and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual spoils with 36 points each, though there was much in it, with only 3 points separating first from last.\r\n\r\nBrett and Tate pick up the all-important camels with 7 and 13 respectively.  Fat-Boy adds a boob to his tally.',1,'','',200,384,1,1),
(390,'2008-08-31','2008-08-31 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-31 15:45:26',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,30,104,3,8,'Brett\'s on holiday, it\'s a non Cutie-Cutie week, Turbo\'s AWOL and Nance and Fat-Boy are making their last appearance in the Summer 4-Ball. So, to save Tate and DJ the embarrassment of being a nuisance 2-Ball, Mr. Grumpy has to come out of retirement. It also gives the cub reporter a week off.\r\n\r\nIt\'s lovely morning with a whiff of Autumn in the air, marred only by the heaps of wet grass cuttings that build up on the shoes such that after a couple of holes, longer shafts are needed. Tate sets the tone early on the camel front with a deuce on the first hole on his way to collecting a baker\'s dozen.\r\n\r\nDJ turns in a very steady performance and despite a couple of 3-stabs, amasses 38 stableford points and a 10 maximum. Mr. Grumpy scores 35 with an OOB and Tate scores 30 but skilfully avoids hitting anyone. DJ adds nothing to the camel total, so is odds-on to pick them up on the last hole, but manages to stay out of trouble\r\n\r\nIn the Summer 4-Ball Nance and Fat-Boy get a bit of a pasting 6 and 4 by the Kennedy\'s. Apparently it\'s Fat-Boy\'s fault.\r\n\r\nAOB\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s Guide to ZEN, No. 1 in an occasional series.\r\n\r\n\"Do not lead for I may not follow,\r\nDo not follow, for I may not lead.\r\nDo not walk beside me either,\r\njust f**k off and leave me alone\".\r\n\r\nAAOB\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy has taken the liberty of reserving a table at the Muffins Annual Prizegiving Dinner which doubles as the WUGC Annual Dinner at Copt Heath GC, which he thinks is Friday 28th Nov. All those available please email confirmation to ian@knowle45.fsnet.co.uk ',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(391,'2008-08-31','2008-08-31 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-31 15:20:51',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,390,1,1),
(392,'2008-08-31','2008-08-31 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-08-31 15:45:26',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,30,104,3,8,'Brett\'s on holiday, it\'s a non Cutie-Cutie week, Turbo\'s AWOL and Nance and Fat-Boy are making their last appearance in the Summer 4-Ball. So, to save Tate and DJ the embarrassment of being a nuisance 2-Ball, Mr. Grumpy has to come out of retirement. It also gives the cub reporter a week off.\r\n\r\nIt\'s lovely morning with a whiff of Autumn in the air, marred only by the heaps of wet grass cuttings that build up on the shoes such that after a couple of holes, longer shafts are needed. Tate sets the tone early on the camel front with a deuce on the first hole on his way to collecting a baker\'s dozen.\r\n\r\nDJ turns in a very steady performance and despite a couple of 3-stabs, amasses 38 stableford points and a 10 maximum. Mr. Grumpy scores 35 with an OOB and Tate scores 30 but skilfully avoids hitting anyone. DJ adds nothing to the camel total, so is odds-on to pick them up on the last hole, but manages to stay out of trouble\r\n\r\nIn the Summer 4-Ball Nance and Fat-Boy get a bit of a pasting 6 and 4 by the Kennedy\'s. Apparently it\'s Fat-Boy\'s fault.\r\n\r\nAOB\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s Guide to ZEN, No. 1 in an occasional series.\r\n\r\n\"Do not lead for I may not follow,\r\nDo not follow, for I may not lead.\r\nDo not walk beside me either,\r\njust f**k off and leave me alone\".\r\n\r\nAAOB\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy has taken the liberty of reserving a table at the Muffins Annual Prizegiving Dinner which doubles as the WUGC Annual Dinner at Copt Heath GC, which he thinks is Friday 28th Nov. All those available please email confirmation to ian@knowle45.fsnet.co.uk ',1,'','',200,390,1,1),
(393,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:54:09',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,196,6,8,'There are rumours of an Indian Summer, though we seem to be getting monsoons instead.  Flood warnings abound around the country, maybe we should have one for OGC hole 1, now that we have a new water hazard in-situ just before the green.  This wasn\'t where Muffins were planning to build a water hazard when they get appointed to the Greens Committee, but it\'ll have to do for now.\r\n\r\nOnly 6 for this weeks match - DJ nursing a bad-back, Turbo on the pop, again.  Despite prompt 8:00am start instruction from Brett, Mr. Grumpy was conspicuously absent at the appointed time.  Rumours abounded of yet another retirement, though these rumours were scotched at 8:10am when he lumbers up, ibuprofen in-hand.  Sheps daughters wedding, the night before, was the excuse, apparently it was a 3:00am sess., and he claimed to be still pissed.  All excellent excuses, so good in fact that the usual fine for lateness wasn\'t even considered.  An error of judgement all round - maybe a late kangaroo court will sit next week.\r\n\r\nStarting on the 6th meant early sandwiches.  Mr. Grumpy off the blocks quickly showing a potential return to form - maybe he should turn up pissed more often.\r\n\r\nNance continues his good form of recent weeks and chalks up 38 points to take the individual honours.  Fat-Boy recovers from a slow start to take 2nd spot on 35.  The front runner in the Summer Season championship, Cutie-Cutie, comes up the rear (oo-er) with an unimpressive 28 points.  Despite Cutie-Cuties performance, the dream team of Nance, Fat-Boy and Cutie-Cutie take both 9\'s and the match comfortably over Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett with 31, 32 and 32 points respectively.\r\n\r\nTate, predictably, picks up his teams camels with a total of 7, Nance does the same for the other team with 11.\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(394,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:06:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,30,209,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(395,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:06:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,30,209,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(396,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:15:07',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(397,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:06:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,30,209,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(398,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:06:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,30,209,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(399,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',1,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:06:48',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,30,209,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(400,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:15:47',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,41,30,209,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(401,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:15:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,199,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(402,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:15:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,198,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(403,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:15:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,196,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(404,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:15:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,196,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(405,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:51:01',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,196,6,8,'There are rumours of an Indian Summer, though we seem to be getting monsoons instead.  Flood warnings abound around the country, maybe we should have one for OGC hole 1, now that we have a new water hazard in-situ just before the green.  This wasn\'t where Muffins were planning to build a water hazard when they get appointed to the Greens Committee, but it\'ll have to do for now.\r\n\r\nOnly 6 for this weeks match - DJ nursing a bad-back, Turbo on the pop, again.  Despite prompt 8:00am start instruction from Brett, Mr. Grumpy was conspicuously absent at the appointed time.  Rumours abounded of yet another retirement, though these rumours were scotched at 8:10am when he lumbers up, ibuprofen in-hand.  Sheps daughters wedding, the night before, was the excuse, apparently it was a 3:00am sess., and he claimed to be still pissed.  All excellent excuses, so good in fact that the usual fine for lateness wasn\'t even considered.  An error of judgement all round - maybe a late kangaroo court will sit next week.\r\n\r\nStarting on the 6th meant early sandwiches.  Mr. Grumpy off the blocks quickly showing a potential return to form - maybe he should turn up pissed more often.\r\n\r\nNance continues his good form of recent weeks and chalks up 38 points to take the individual honours.  Fat-Boy recovers from a slow start to take 2nd spot on 35.  The front runner in the Summer Season championship, Cutie-Cutie comes up rear (oo-er) with an unimpressive 28 points.  Despite Cutie-Cuties performance, the dream team of Nance, Fat-Boy and Cutie-Cutie take both 9\'s and the match comfortably over Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett with 31, 32 and 32 points respectively.\r\n\r\nTate, predicatbly, picks up his teams camels with a totla of 7, Nance does the same for the other team with 11.\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(406,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:52:44',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,196,6,8,'There are rumours of an Indian Summer, though we seem to be getting monsoons instead.  Flood warnings abound around the country, maybe we should have one for OGC hole 1, now that we have a new water hazard in-situ just before the green.  This wasn\'t where Muffins were planning to build a water hazard when they get appointed to the Greens Committee, but it\'ll have to do for now.\r\n\r\nOnly 6 for this weeks match - DJ nursing a bad-back, Turbo on the pop, again.  Despite prompt 8:00am start instruction from Brett, Mr. Grumpy was conspicuously absent at the appointed time.  Rumours abounded of yet another retirement, though these rumours were scotched at 8:10am when he lumbers up, ibuprofen in-hand.  Sheps daughters wedding, the night before, was the excuse, apparently it was a 3:00am sess., and he claimed to be still pissed.  All excellent excuses, so good in fact that the usual fine for lateness wasn\'t even considered.  An error of judgement all round - maybe a late kangaroo court will sit next week.\r\n\r\nStarting on the 6th meant early sandwiches.  Mr. Grumpy off the blocks quickly showing a potential return to form - maybe he should turn up pissed more often.\r\n\r\nNance continues his good form of recent weeks and chalks up 38 points to take the individual honours.  Fat-Boy recovers from a slow start to take 2nd spot on 35.  The front runner in the Summer Season championship, Cutie-Cutie comes up the rear (oo-er) with an unimpressive 28 points.  Despite Cutie-Cuties performance, the dream team of Nance, Fat-Boy and Cutie-Cutie take both 9\'s and the match comfortably over Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett with 31, 32 and 32 points respectively.\r\n\r\nTate, predicatbly, picks up his teams camels with a totla of 7, Nance does the same for the other team with 11.\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(407,'2008-09-07','2008-09-07 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-07 18:53:22',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,38,28,196,6,8,'There are rumours of an Indian Summer, though we seem to be getting monsoons instead.  Flood warnings abound around the country, maybe we should have one for OGC hole 1, now that we have a new water hazard in-situ just before the green.  This wasn\'t where Muffins were planning to build a water hazard when they get appointed to the Greens Committee, but it\'ll have to do for now.\r\n\r\nOnly 6 for this weeks match - DJ nursing a bad-back, Turbo on the pop, again.  Despite prompt 8:00am start instruction from Brett, Mr. Grumpy was conspicuously absent at the appointed time.  Rumours abounded of yet another retirement, though these rumours were scotched at 8:10am when he lumbers up, ibuprofen in-hand.  Sheps daughters wedding, the night before, was the excuse, apparently it was a 3:00am sess., and he claimed to be still pissed.  All excellent excuses, so good in fact that the usual fine for lateness wasn\'t even considered.  An error of judgement all round - maybe a late kangaroo court will sit next week.\r\n\r\nStarting on the 6th meant early sandwiches.  Mr. Grumpy off the blocks quickly showing a potential return to form - maybe he should turn up pissed more often.\r\n\r\nNance continues his good form of recent weeks and chalks up 38 points to take the individual honours.  Fat-Boy recovers from a slow start to take 2nd spot on 35.  The front runner in the Summer Season championship, Cutie-Cutie, comes up the rear (oo-er) with an unimpressive 28 points.  Despite Cutie-Cuties performance, the dream team of Nance, Fat-Boy and Cutie-Cutie take both 9\'s and the match comfortably over Mr. Grumpy, Tate and Brett with 31, 32 and 32 points respectively.\r\n\r\nTate, predicatbly, picks up his teams camels with a totla of 7, Nance does the same for the other team with 11.\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,393,1,1),
(408,'2008-09-14','2008-09-14 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-16 19:55:53',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,24,180,6,8,'The monsoon conditions have abated, albeit temporarily, though still very moist underfoot.  With Mr. Grumpy scouring the shops in Valhalla for something expensive to bring back for the boys, and Cutie-Cutie on one of his weeks off, Muffins were down to a 6 -ball for the mid-September outing.  \r\n\r\nHaving been dicked-on good and proper by a Nance-possessed the previous day, Fat-Boy knew that such a performance could not be repeated so soon, and so chose not to partner Nance today.  Instead he chose to partner with Brett and Tate, leaving DJ and Turbo with the dregs that was Nance and the inevitable crap performance. \r\n\r\nA so it turned out - indeed the result was so predictable, that the match report could have been written before the game started.  A comfortable vistory for Fat-Boy, Brett and Tate, by taking both the front 9, back 9 and match.  Turbo had a bad day all round.  On the losing side, he picks up his teams camels (9), pays for the sandwiches and loses a £20 note somewhere on the back 9.  An expensive mornings outing.\r\n\r\nDJ tries to dethrone Nance from the “luckiest golfer in the world” title, by hitting the 150 yard pole from 100 yards away with a OOB-bound 2nd shot to 11, only to end up in the middle of the fairway.  Nance wasn\'t going to be out-done so easily though, by immediately sending his own 2nd shot to 11 30yds OOB, only to see it rebound back onto the fairway.  Luckiest golfer in the world, apparently.\r\n\r\nBrett and Fat-Bot share the individual honours, though with a mere 33 points.  The 10 points gained is unlikely to be enough to help catch Cutie-Cutie, who\'s already halfway down the final straight, looking at the winning post.\r\n',1,'saltsgolfday2008.jpg','The victorious Muffins B team after the 2008 Salts Healthcare Golf Day, held at Fulford Heath. ',300,0,0,1),
(409,'2008-09-14','2008-09-14 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-14 17:07:56',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,24,180,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,408,1,1),
(410,'2008-09-14','2008-09-14 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-14 17:07:56',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,24,180,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,408,1,1),
(411,'2008-09-14','2008-09-14 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-14 22:32:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,24,180,6,8,'The monsoon conditions have abated, albeit temporarily, though still very moist underfoot.  With Mr. Grumpy scouring the shops in Valhalla for something expensive to bring back for the boys, and Cutie-Cutie on one of his weeks off, Muffins were down to a 6 -ball for the mid-September outing.  \r\n\r\nHaving been dicked-on good and proper by a Nance-possessed the previous day, Fat-Boy knew that such a performance could not be repeated so soon, and so chose not to partner Nance today.  Instead he chose to partner with Brett and Tate, leaving DJ and Turbo with the dregs that was Nance and the inevitable crap performance. \r\n\r\nA so it turned out - indeed the result was so predictable, that the match report could have been written before the game started.  A comfortable vistory for Fat-Boy, Brett and Tate, by taking both the front 9, back 9 and match.  Turbo had a bad day all round.  On the losing side, he picks up his teams camels (9), pays for the sandwiches and loses a £20 note somewhere on the back 9.  An expensive mornings outing.\r\n\r\nDJ tries to dethrone Nance from the “luckiest golfer in the world” title, by hitting the 150 yard pole from 100 yards away with a OOB-bound 2nd shot to 11, only to end up in the middle of the fairway.  Nance wasn\'t going to be out-done so easily though, by immediately sending his own 2nd shot to 11 30yds OOB, only to see it rebound back onto the fairway.  Luckiest golfer in the world, apparently.\r\n\r\nBrett and Fat-Bot share the individual honours, though with a mere 33 points.  The 10 points gained is unlikely to be enough to help catch Cutie-Cutie, who\'s already halfway down the final straight, looking at the winning post.\r\n',1,'','',200,408,1,1),
(412,'2008-09-14','2008-09-14 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-16 19:51:12',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,24,180,6,8,'The monsoon conditions have abated, albeit temporarily, though still very moist underfoot.  With Mr. Grumpy scouring the shops in Valhalla for something expensive to bring back for the boys, and Cutie-Cutie on one of his weeks off, Muffins were down to a 6 -ball for the mid-September outing.  \r\n\r\nHaving been dicked-on good and proper by a Nance-possessed the previous day, Fat-Boy knew that such a performance could not be repeated so soon, and so chose not to partner Nance today.  Instead he chose to partner with Brett and Tate, leaving DJ and Turbo with the dregs that was Nance and the inevitable crap performance. \r\n\r\nA so it turned out - indeed the result was so predictable, that the match report could have been written before the game started.  A comfortable vistory for Fat-Boy, Brett and Tate, by taking both the front 9, back 9 and match.  Turbo had a bad day all round.  On the losing side, he picks up his teams camels (9), pays for the sandwiches and loses a £20 note somewhere on the back 9.  An expensive mornings outing.\r\n\r\nDJ tries to dethrone Nance from the “luckiest golfer in the world” title, by hitting the 150 yard pole from 100 yards away with a OOB-bound 2nd shot to 11, only to end up in the middle of the fairway.  Nance wasn\'t going to be out-done so easily though, by immediately sending his own 2nd shot to 11 30yds OOB, only to see it rebound back onto the fairway.  Luckiest golfer in the world, apparently.\r\n\r\nBrett and Fat-Bot share the individual honours, though with a mere 33 points.  The 10 points gained is unlikely to be enough to help catch Cutie-Cutie, who\'s already halfway down the final straight, looking at the winning post.\r\n',1,'saltsgolfday2008.jpg','The victorious Muffins B team (plus hanger on, plus Fat-Boy) with their prize haul at the Salts Healthcare Golf Day, held at Fulford Heath.  ',300,408,1,1),
(413,'2008-09-14','2008-09-14 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-16 19:52:45',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,24,180,6,8,'The monsoon conditions have abated, albeit temporarily, though still very moist underfoot.  With Mr. Grumpy scouring the shops in Valhalla for something expensive to bring back for the boys, and Cutie-Cutie on one of his weeks off, Muffins were down to a 6 -ball for the mid-September outing.  \r\n\r\nHaving been dicked-on good and proper by a Nance-possessed the previous day, Fat-Boy knew that such a performance could not be repeated so soon, and so chose not to partner Nance today.  Instead he chose to partner with Brett and Tate, leaving DJ and Turbo with the dregs that was Nance and the inevitable crap performance. \r\n\r\nA so it turned out - indeed the result was so predictable, that the match report could have been written before the game started.  A comfortable vistory for Fat-Boy, Brett and Tate, by taking both the front 9, back 9 and match.  Turbo had a bad day all round.  On the losing side, he picks up his teams camels (9), pays for the sandwiches and loses a £20 note somewhere on the back 9.  An expensive mornings outing.\r\n\r\nDJ tries to dethrone Nance from the “luckiest golfer in the world” title, by hitting the 150 yard pole from 100 yards away with a OOB-bound 2nd shot to 11, only to end up in the middle of the fairway.  Nance wasn\'t going to be out-done so easily though, by immediately sending his own 2nd shot to 11 30yds OOB, only to see it rebound back onto the fairway.  Luckiest golfer in the world, apparently.\r\n\r\nBrett and Fat-Bot share the individual honours, though with a mere 33 points.  The 10 points gained is unlikely to be enough to help catch Cutie-Cutie, who\'s already halfway down the final straight, looking at the winning post.\r\n',1,'saltsgolfday2008.jpg','The victorious Muffins B team after the Salts Healthcare Golf Day, held at Fulford Heath.  ',300,408,1,1),
(414,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-28 14:54:20',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr.Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Turbo was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fat-Boy\'s kids and Fat-Boy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and Cutie-Cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fat-Boy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie-Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Brett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie-Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fat-Boy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussion with our former captain. Fat-Boy would have been proud.',1,'cutietosser.jpg','Deputy Tosser, with a Tosser-like belly.',200,0,0,1),
(415,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-21 17:07:41',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(416,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-21 17:07:41',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(417,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-21 17:28:42',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Mike was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fatboy\'s kids and Fatboy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fatboy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Btett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fatboy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussionwith our former captain. Fatboy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(418,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-21 17:28:47',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Mike was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fatboy\'s kids and Fatboy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fatboy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Btett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fatboy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussionwith our former captain. Fatboy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(419,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-22 00:29:14',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Turbo was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fatboy\'s kids and Fatboy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and Cutie Cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fatboy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Btett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fatboy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussion with our former captain. Fatboy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(420,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-22 00:31:25',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr.Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Turbo was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fatboy\'s kids and Fatboy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and Cutie-Cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fatboy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie-Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Btett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie-Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fatboy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussion with our former captain. Fatboy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(421,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-22 00:33:07',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr.Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Turbo was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fatboy\'s kids and Fat-boy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and Cutie-Cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fat-boy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie-Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Btett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie-Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fat-boy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussion with our former captain. Fat-boy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(422,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-22 00:34:52',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr.Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Turbo was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fat-Boy\'s kids and Fat-Boy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and Cutie-Cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fat-Boy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie-Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Btett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie-Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fat-Boy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussion with our former captain. Fat-Boy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(423,'2008-09-28','2008-09-28 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-28 22:19:32',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'It\'s been sometime since there was a full complement of Muffins and this week is no exception. It\'s a Cutie-Cutie week off, DJ has a bad back, Turbo is still in Portugal and Fat-Boy is away at a wedding somewhere that will probably include at least a couple of visits to Salmon Canyon. \r\n\r\n(Portugal it should be noted is England\'s oldest ally, a peace treaty - still in force - having been signed in the 1380\'s. This may change as a result of Turbo\'s visit).\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy is back from Valhalla, but with a trick Paul Daniels would have paid money for, the cashmere sweaters have miraculously been turned into ball markers.\r\n\r\nNance self selects himself as deputy tosser and throws the 4 balls up on the 3rd tee such that three of them nearly finish in the stream. The outcome is that Tate and Mr. Grumpy will play Brett and Nance - who will obviously bicker throughout. After 4 holes Tate discards his top to reveal his alter-ego, Professor Plum, armed with the square driver but, unfortunately nearer the conservatory than the fairway. Still, early controversy belongs to Nance who contrives to ping the Ladies locker room door with his opening tee shot. And by the 7th Brett is so disgusted with himself that after hitting a sand-wedge square into sand from 40 yards, he drop-kicks his golf bag.\r\n\r\nWith Mr. Grumpy finding a rare streak of form, he and Tate are building an unassailable lead. And so it proves. Nance and Brett are humbled 47 points to 41 and lose both nines and the £4. When Mr. Grumpy falters over the last 4 holes, Tate steps up in a excellent demonstration of teamwork, whilst the Bicker Twins continue to emulate Woods and Mickelson.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s 36 points is enough to take the individual spoils but somewhat ruins his morning by blobbing 3 of the last 4 and collecting 13 camels and an OOB. (Three of the camels being contributed by Brett on one hole, including a swat at a moving ball). Nance adds a duck to an OOB, Brett also has a duck but Tate, to his relief, is fine-free.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s Guide to ZEN - No. 2\r\n\r\n\"Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you are a mile away - and you have their shoes\". ',1,'profplum.jpg','Professor Plum, with the lob-wedge, in the trees.',300,0,0,1),
(424,'2008-09-28','2008-09-28 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-28 14:36:14',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,423,1,1),
(425,'2008-09-28','2008-09-28 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-28 14:36:14',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,423,1,1),
(426,'2008-09-21','2008-09-21 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-22 00:35:47',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,37,32,141,4,8,'Muffins B were out in force parading their trophy but sadly lacking their talismanic glory hunting plastic Manc. On Ryder Cup singles day it was appropriate that we were out as a fourball.\r\n\r\nMr.Grumpy was picking up the cashmere sweaters in Valhalla whilst Turbo was taking in some winter sunshine on the Algarve. Nance was babysitting Fat-Boy\'s kids and Fat-Boy was on the nest making another one.\r\n\r\nA cuter fat tosser (see inset) paired DJ & Tate Vs Brett and Cutie-Cutie in the proverbial game of two halves in which DJ and Tate stormed into a four point lead at the sandwiches. Unfortunately Fat-Boy\'s favourite captain pushed in on the 4th tee while the Muffins were playing into the 3rd green. His fourball then proceeded to lose two holes resulting in a four and a half hour round and a missed kick off for the Villa boys. It could only have been worse if J B Holmes had been in their fourball!\r\n\r\nOn the back nine Cutie-Cutie started with two birdies in the first three holes to claw back the deficit, meanwhile Brett was having a bad day and you can imagine what the constant wittering was like. It peaked on the 11th green where he played from the left bunker into the camel on the 7th fairway and back again. A triple camel of the highest order.\r\n\r\nThe match was all square going down the last when Cutie-Cutie boobed and Brett camelled meaning a famous one point victory for DJ and Tate. The camels were picked up by Tate on the last green for a record 5th week in a row!\r\n\r\nTate and Cutie-Cutie shared the individual honours with 37 points leaving DJ(35) and Brett (32) in their wake.\r\n\r\nIn the clubhouse afterwards Fat-Boy\'s favourite captain tapped Tate on the knee and said \"I hope that we didn\'t hold you up much boys\". This was the last question a yam yam should be asking Tate after he had missed the Villa kick off!\r\n\r\nTate politely pointed out the etiquette of pushing in on the 4th and proceeding to hold the Muffins up in their quest to finish early. The last laugh was had by Tate as Villa scored twice during this polite discussion with our former captain. Fat-Boy would have been proud.',1,'','',200,414,1,1),
(427,'2008-09-28','2008-09-28 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-28 14:50:36',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'profplum.jpg','Professor Plum, with the lob-wedge, in the trees.',200,423,1,1),
(428,'2008-09-28','2008-09-28 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-09-28 14:54:52',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'profplum.jpg','Professor Plum, with the lob-wedge, in the trees.',300,423,1,1),
(429,'2008-10-05','2008-10-05 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-05 17:31:54',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,28,22,99,4,8,'Flood warnings around the country once again, though 4 hardy Muffins weren\'t put off by by a mere   2 inches of overnight rain.  Mr. Grumpy was put off by the prospect of a further 2 inches of rain which was going to fall on OGC throughout the morning and decided to stay in bed, comfortable in the knowledge that a big camel fine would be coming his way due to the late cry-off.\r\n\r\nTate and DJ were also absent, no doubt snuggling up together under the duvet in their hotel in Cornwall.  Brett, too, was absent, having failed to organise his family around his golfing commitments once more.  \r\n\r\nFat-Boy, Nance and Turbo were keen to face the elements.  Cutie-Cutie was less enthusiastic.  Keen to get the experience over with as quickly as possible, he appoints himself as top-tosser, and pairs himself with Nance.  Fat-Boy and Turbo looked up for the challenge.  Cutie-Cutie steps up to the mark on the first tee, and promptly despatches his tee shot OOB beyond the 18th fairway.  Victory for Fat-Boy and Turbo looks assured.  \r\n\r\nBy the 6th, it becomes obvious that no-one else has braved the weather.  Laurence takes pity on the lonely Muffins and sends out bacon sandwiches.  Welcome relief, although a little soggy, with the forecast 2 inches still teaming down.\r\n\r\nBy the tum, noone has any idea what the score is, least of which Fat-Boy who has given up trying to record the scores on his papier mache scorecard.  Cutie-Cutie reluctantly decides to carry on, despite threatening tor walk off as early as the 5th.  Mr. Grumpy and Brett would have been proud of him. \r\n\r\nTurbo is enjoying the conditions and returns one of his best performances for years.  A gross birdie on 13, for a nett ace, was his crowning glory, though it wasn\'t his only 4 pointer, a gross par on 9 started the ball rolling.  Just as well, from a team perspective, since Fat-Boy, was spending the morning practising his shanking (with a \'sh\').\r\n\r\nBack in the club house, scores were recalled and recorded.  Turbos solo performance was enough to take the team honours, and his partner was mighty relieved.  Nance and Cutie-Cutie can\'t understand how their individual scores didn\'t win the day.  Nance\'s individual 28 was enough to take the full 10 points, itself indicative of the difficult conditions.  Cutie-Cutie\'s 24 for 6 points will probably be enough to confirm him as the Summer 2008 champion, with only 3 weeks to go.\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(430,'2008-10-05','2008-10-05 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-05 17:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,28,22,99,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,429,1,1),
(431,'2008-10-05','2008-10-05 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-05 17:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,28,22,99,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,429,1,1),
(432,'2008-10-05','2008-10-05 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-05 17:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,28,22,99,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,429,1,1),
(433,'2008-10-12','2008-10-12 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-12 19:42:27',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,22,176,6,8,'Nance had a feeling of dread as early as the first tee.  Top-tosser had decreed that he was to be paired with the camel kings – Tate and Turbo.  It was surely inevitable that he was going to pick up the camels.   And with Turbo chalking up 4 camels during a Hamlet moment in the greenside bunker on 4, Nance was checking that he had his cheque book with him.  He shouldn\'t have worried himself, however, Tate decides to pick up his teams 11 camels, and in doing so, claims the camel prize for the 6th time in 7 outings.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Fat-Boy, Brett and DJ were having their own problems, so much so that when Tate offers DJ a £3 settlement as early as the 5th, DJ snaps his hands off – maybe Tate, Nance and Turbos efforts weren\'t so bad after all.  \r\n\r\nBrett was going along steadily.  By the 7th, he\'d already chalked up 22 – not stableford points, but 2 little ducks, and £2 for the extras fund.\r\n\r\nAt the turn, Nance, Tate and Turbo were astonished to find themselves 5 points clear of the field – DJ\'s settlement on 5 was looking inspirational.\r\n\r\nAs usual, however, the sandwiches provided the killer blow, and the back 9 proved to be a mirror image of the front.  Brett, DJ and Fat-Boy taking it by 5 points to halve the match.\r\n\r\nNance and DJ shared the individual spoils with 33 each on a day of poor scoring all round – everyone claiming the dressing of the greens had affected their game.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie stays at the top of the table, despite not playing – presumably he was spending his time building his trophy cabinet.\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(434,'2008-10-12','2008-10-12 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-12 16:52:44',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,22,176,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,433,1,1),
(435,'2008-10-12','2008-10-12 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-12 16:52:44',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,22,176,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,433,1,1),
(436,'2008-10-12','2008-10-12 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-12 16:52:44',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,22,176,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,433,1,1),
(437,'2008-10-12','2008-10-12 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-12 19:38:50',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,33,22,176,6,8,'Nance had a feeling of dread as early as the first tee.  Top-tosser had decreed that he was to be paired with the camel kings – Tate and Turbo.  It was surely inevitable that he was going to pick up the camels.   And with Turbo chalking up 4 camels during a Hamlet moment in the greenside bunker on 4, Nance was checking that we had his cheque book with him.  He shouldn\'t have worried himself, however, Tate decides to pick up his teams 11 camels, and in doing so, claims the camel prize for the 6th time in 7 outings.\r\n\r\nMeanwhile, Fat-Boy, Brett and DJ were having their own problems, so much so that when Tate offers DJ a £3 settlement as early as the 5th, DJ snaps his hands off – maybe Tate, Nance and Turbos efforts weren\'t so bad after all.  \r\n\r\nBrett was going along steadily.  By the 7th, he\'d already chalked up 22 – not stableford points, but 2 little ducks, and £2 for the extras fund.\r\n\r\nAt the turn, Nance, Tate and Turbo were astonished to find themselves 5 points clear of the field – DJ\'s settlement on 5 was looking inspirational.\r\n\r\nAs usual, however, the sandwiches provided the killer blow, and the back 9 proved to be a mirror image of the front.  Brett, DJ and Fa-Boy taking it by 5 points to halve the match.\r\n\r\nNance and DJ shared the individual spoils with 33 each on a day of poor scoring all round – everyone claiming the dressing of the greens had affected their game.\r\n\r\nCutie-Cutie stays at the top of the table, despite not playing – presumably he was spending his time building his trophy cabinet.\r\n',1,'','',200,433,1,1),
(438,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,2,67,67,'','2008-10-17 08:24:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,33,21,162,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(439,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 14:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-20 10:59:04',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,14,7,64,6,14,'In what should turn out to be the first of a series of ending/opening season celebration matches, 6 Muffins assembled at Blackwell GC on a sunny autumnal morn. Only Mr. Grumpy had previously sampled the delights of Blackwell - but that applies to so many courses it\'s hardly worth mentioning.\r\n\r\nAfter the regulation bacon sarnies Fat-Boy sends out Nance, Tate and himself to be followed by Mr. Grumpy, Turbo and DJ. At this point Ladbrokes are making the first 3-ball clear favourites but, as we know there\'s no such thing as a racing certainty. \r\n\r\nBlackwell is not long, but the fairways are narrow and the greens lightening quick evidenced by DJ\'s lip-out from 8 feet at the 15th which eventually comes to rest 15 feet away. At half-way, there\'s only one point in it and at full time the 1st three-ball think they\'ve shaded it by the same margin. However, Mr. Grumpy has been marking the card wearing his distance glasses and has failed to spot all Turbo\'s 2-shotters. DJ\'s subsequent recalculation earns himself, Turbo and Mr. Grumpy a popular one point victory.\r\n\r\nAfter a pint and toasted sandwiches, served by a stewardess with all the customer-handling skills of Basil Fawlty, the afternoon draw for just 9 holes exchanges Nance for DJ and the golf descends further in quality. A poor 30 points in which the only highlight is Nance\'s 4 nett 3 on the par 5 eigth is, however, sufficient for a one point victory for him, Turbo and Mr. Grumpy.\r\n\r\nMore beers and a curry in Solihull rounds-off a most successful day organised by Fat-Boy and heavily subsidised by Tate, the Pharoah of Fines. The only disappointment being the non-appearance of Brett and Cutie-Cutie. Their fines will be spent another day.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(440,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,2,67,67,'','2008-10-17 08:24:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,33,21,162,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,438,1,1),
(441,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,2,67,67,'','2008-10-17 08:24:51',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,33,21,162,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,438,1,1),
(442,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,33,21,163,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(443,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:52:57',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,439,1,1),
(444,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 14:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 19:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,64,39,304,6,14,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,439,1,1),
(445,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,64,39,304,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,442,1,1),
(446,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,32,19,150,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,442,1,1),
(447,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,64,39,304,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,442,1,1),
(448,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,64,39,304,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,442,1,1),
(449,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,36,64,39,304,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,442,1,1),
(450,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 14:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 19:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,26,19,136,6,14,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,439,1,1),
(451,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 14:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 19:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,14,4,54,6,14,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,439,1,1),
(452,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 08:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 18:58:30',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,33,21,163,6,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,442,1,1),
(453,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 14:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 19:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,14,7,64,6,14,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,439,1,1),
(454,'2008-10-19','2008-10-19 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-20 11:29:00',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,31,281,8,8,'After a few weeks of sporadic appearances it\'s a full house of Muffins for the penultimate match of the Summer 08 season. Nice and bright, the day holds much promise and even a somewhat unsavoury discussion about the state of Fat-Boy\'s bed sheets fails to \"dampen\" the collective spirits.\r\n\r\nEven Brett, who generally looks like a man who started out with nothing and has still got most of it left, is in a positive state of mind.\r\n\r\nThe aforementioned Fat-Boy sends out Cutie-Cutie, Nance, Tate and DJ to be followed by himself, Turbo, Mr. Grumpy and Brett. On the 1st hole, Fat-Boy collects the first camel of the day - unusually from the first left-hand bunker by the fence on the 18th fairway (from where he still gets down in 5 nett 4).\r\n\r\nAs early as the third hole it\'s clear that the lead team are on-song and their birdie-fest is opening up a healthy lead. At the sandwiches it\'s up to 5 points largely the result of a stunning 24 points from Tate. Hoping that this will prove to be the standard \"game of two halves\" the following team redouble their efforts but it\'s all to no avail as the 5 point deficit becomes 10 by the end. A unique blob-free round by Mr. G is marred by the collection of 9 camels. Nance also picks up 9 and 4 OOB\'s are shared by Turbo and DJ in a ratio of 3:1. Fat-Boy courageously de-ducks on the 5th.\r\n\r\nTate\'s 40 stableford points beats Nance\'s 39 for the ten points.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s Guide to Zen - No. 3\r\n\r\n\"Remember the darkest hour is just before dawn, so if you are going to steal your neighbour\'s milk and newspaper, that\'s the time to do it\".',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(455,'2008-10-19','2008-10-19 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-19 16:53:01',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,31,281,8,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,454,1,1),
(456,'2008-10-17','2008-10-17 14:00:00',6,164,121,121,'','2008-10-17 19:01:58',1,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,32,14,7,64,6,14,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,439,1,1),
(457,'2008-10-19','2008-10-19 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-19 16:53:01',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,40,31,281,8,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,454,1,1),
(458,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-28 09:04:34',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,31,207,6,8,'It\'s the ultimate Sunday of the 2008 Summer Season, but it\'s a very wet one as Olton receives an overnight dowsing. It\'s still raining as 6 Muffins obey Brett\'s orders and assemble at 08:15am. Turbo\'s had another overnighter in the Cotswold\'s sampling Mrs Archer\'s dumplings and Cutie-Cutie\'s got the kids, so Fat-Boy tosses them up and pits himself, Nance and Brett against Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. \r\n\r\nWith the lightly raced Cutie-Cutie having an unassailable lead for the trophy, all eyes are on the fines table to see whether Tate or the unfairly treated Mr. Grumpy finish the most out of pocket.\r\n\r\nWith few members braving the elements, progress is brisk and at half way, the second 3-ball have a three point lead courtesy of Mr. Grumpy\'s 21. A collapse is anticipated. The rain stops, a weak sun shines and the back 9 provides an exact reversal of the scores such that both 9\'s and the match is halved. \r\n\r\nThis was unecessary. \r\n\r\nFrom pole position in 2 on the top of the bank on 18, Mr. Grumpy dumps a weak wedge into a plugged lie in the front right bunker from which a sideways escape is the only option. All Tate has to do is chip onto the green from 10 yards short of the stream. A strong \"skull\" scoots the ball over the green into the back bunker from where he takes two to escape. The result is only a couple of points for the team score and 9 camels for Tate to take the Extra\'s Title.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy bags the ten points with a useful 39 shading Nance with 37. Fat-Boy picks up the other 11 camels and an OOB.\r\n\r\nIt\'s the inaugural match of Winter 08 -09 next week! Those who have not yet stumped up for the Dinner are reminded to do so.',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(459,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-26 17:21:47',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(460,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-26 17:22:05',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,0,1,1),
(461,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-26 17:21:16',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,0,0,0,0,0,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,458,1,1),
(462,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-26 17:41:36',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,31,207,6,8,'It\'s the ultimate Sunday of the 2008 Summer Season, but it\'s a very wet one as Olton receives an overnight dowsing. It\'s still raining as 6 Muffins obey Brett\'s orders and assemble at 08:15am. Turbo\'s had another overnighter in the Cotswold\'s sampling Mrs Archer\'s dumplings and Cutie-Cutie\'s got the kids, so Fat-Boy tosses them up and pits himself, Nance and Brett against Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. \r\n\r\nWith Cutie-Cutie having an unassailable lead for the trophy, all eyes are on the fines table to see whether Tate or the unfairly treated Mr. Grumpy finish the most out of pocket.\r\n\r\nWith few members braving the elements, progress is brisk and at half way, the second 3-ball have a three point lead curtesy of Mr. Grumpy\'s 21. A collapse is anticipated. The rain stops, a weak sun shines and the back 9 provides an exact reversal of the scores such that both 9\'s and the match is halved. \r\n\r\nThis was unecessary. \r\n\r\nFrom pole position in 2 on the top of the bank on 18, Mr. Grumpy dumps a weak wedge into a plugged lie in the front right bunker from which a sideways escape is the only option. All Tate has to do is chip onto the green from 10 yards short of the stream. A strong \"thin\" scoots the ball over the green into the back bunker from where he takes two to escape. The result is only a couple of points for the team score and 9 camels for Tate to take the Extra\'s Title.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy bags the ten points with a useful 39 shading Nance with 37. Fat-Boy picks up the other 11 camels and an OOB.\r\n\r\nIt\'s the inaugural match of Winter 08 -09 next week!',1,'','',200,458,1,1),
(463,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-26 17:41:36',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,31,207,6,8,'It\'s the ultimate Sunday of the 2008 Summer Season, but it\'s a very wet one as Olton receives an overnight dowsing. It\'s still raining as 6 Muffins obey Brett\'s orders and assemble at 08:15am. Turbo\'s had another overnighter in the Cotswold\'s sampling Mrs Archer\'s dumplings and Cutie-Cutie\'s got the kids, so Fat-Boy tosses them up and pits himself, Nance and Brett against Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. \r\n\r\nWith Cutie-Cutie having an unassailable lead for the trophy, all eyes are on the fines table to see whether Tate or the unfairly treated Mr. Grumpy finish the most out of pocket.\r\n\r\nWith few members braving the elements, progress is brisk and at half way, the second 3-ball have a three point lead curtesy of Mr. Grumpy\'s 21. A collapse is anticipated. The rain stops, a weak sun shines and the back 9 provides an exact reversal of the scores such that both 9\'s and the match is halved. \r\n\r\nThis was unecessary. \r\n\r\nFrom pole position in 2 on the top of the bank on 18, Mr. Grumpy dumps a weak wedge into a plugged lie in the front right bunker from which a sideways escape is the only option. All Tate has to do is chip onto the green from 10 yards short of the stream. A strong \"thin\" scoots the ball over the green into the back bunker from where he takes two to escape. The result is only a couple of points for the team score and 9 camels for Tate to take the Extra\'s Title.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy bags the ten points with a useful 39 shading Nance with 37. Fat-Boy picks up the other 11 camels and an OOB.\r\n\r\nIt\'s the inaugural match of Winter 08 -09 next week!',1,'','',200,458,1,1),
(464,'2008-10-26','2008-10-26 08:00:00',4,2,67,67,'','2008-10-26 17:41:36',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,39,31,207,6,8,'It\'s the ultimate Sunday of the 2008 Summer Season, but it\'s a very wet one as Olton receives an overnight dowsing. It\'s still raining as 6 Muffins obey Brett\'s orders and assemble at 08:15am. Turbo\'s had another overnighter in the Cotswold\'s sampling Mrs Archer\'s dumplings and Cutie-Cutie\'s got the kids, so Fat-Boy tosses them up and pits himself, Nance and Brett against Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. \r\n\r\nWith Cutie-Cutie having an unassailable lead for the trophy, all eyes are on the fines table to see whether Tate or the unfairly treated Mr. Grumpy finish the most out of pocket.\r\n\r\nWith few members braving the elements, progress is brisk and at half way, the second 3-ball have a three point lead curtesy of Mr. Grumpy\'s 21. A collapse is anticipated. The rain stops, a weak sun shines and the back 9 provides an exact reversal of the scores such that both 9\'s and the match is halved. \r\n\r\nThis was unecessary. \r\n\r\nFrom pole position in 2 on the top of the bank on 18, Mr. Grumpy dumps a weak wedge into a plugged lie in the front right bunker from which a sideways escape is the only option. All Tate has to do is chip onto the green from 10 yards short of the stream. A strong \"thin\" scoots the ball over the green into the back bunker from where he takes two to escape. The result is only a couple of points for the team score and 9 camels for Tate to take the Extra\'s Title.\r\n\r\nIndividually Mr. Grumpy bags the ten points with a useful 39 shading Nance with 37. Fat-Boy picks up the other 11 camels and an OOB.\r\n\r\nIt\'s the inaugural match of Winter 08 -09 next week!',1,'','',200,458,1,1),
(465,'2008-11-02','2008-11-02 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-02 22:12:43',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,38,28,224,7,8,'The first week of the 2008/9 Winter season kicks off in very wintry conditions, OGC having received several inches of water overnight. Fat-Boy is being favourite uncle to nephews and neices which leaves the remaining seven Muffins without a tosser - an official one anyway.\r\n\r\nBrett assumes the position and sends out the three Villa supporters to be followed by Nance, Mr. Grumpy, Cutie-Cutie and himself. It doesn\'t bode well for Brett as a couple of opening 6\'s including two duff chips and a de-duck open the door for some serious wittering.  But fears are unfounded as pretty much flawless golf after that tots up 38 points and the first victory of the winter.\r\n\r\nAt the halfway mark the Villa Three think they are in the lead until Mr. Grumpy discovers he\'s only been marking two scores out of four instead of three out of four since the 4th hole. The correction has the 4-ball in the lead by two which they extend to a six point win by the end.\r\n\r\nA brand new penalty escape clause is invoked on the 7th when Mr. Grumpy offers Nance the opportunity to de-camel from 3 inches of water in the bunker, which Nance accepts.\r\n\r\nLittle surprise that Tate takes the camels for the 3-ball but it\'s a disappointing total of only 4 - all collected on the front 9. Brett however collects a bakers dozen.\r\n\r\nSecond to Brett is Mr. G with 37 and then DJ with 34. With DJ and Tate now away for a couple of weeks, the spectre of the unpopular 5-ball now rears it\'s ugly head.\r\n\r\nMr. Grumpy\'s Guide to Zen No. 4\r\n\r\nThere are two ways to win an argument with a woman.\r\n\r\nNeither of them work.\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,0,0,1),
(466,'2008-11-02','2008-11-02 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-02 16:54:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,38,26,222,7,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,465,1,1),
(467,'2008-11-02','2008-11-02 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-02 16:54:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,38,28,224,7,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,465,1,1),
(468,'2008-11-02','2008-11-02 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-02 16:54:35',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,38,28,224,7,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,465,1,1),
(469,'2008-11-02','2008-11-02 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-02 22:08:35',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,34,38,28,224,7,8,'The first week of the 2008/9 Winter season kicks off in very wintry conditions, OGC having received several inches of water overnight. Fat-Boy is being favourite uncle to nephews and neices which leaves the remaining seven Muffins without a tosser - an official one anyway.\r\n\r\nBrett assumes the position and sends out the three Villa supporters to be followed by Nance, Mr. Grumpy, Cutie-Cutie and himself. It doesn\'t bode well for Brett as a couple of opening 6\'s including two duff chips and a de-duck open the door for some serious wittering  But fears are unfounded as pretty much flawless golf after that tots up 38 points and the first victory of the winter.\r\n\r\nAt the halfway mark the Villa Three think they are in the lead until Mr. Grumpy discovers he\'s only been marking two scores out of four instead of three out of four since the 4th hole. The correction has the 4-ball in the lead by two which they extend to a six point win by the end.\r\n\r\nA brand new penalty escape clause is invoked on the 7th when Mr. Grumpy offers Nance the opportunity to de-camel from 3 inches of water in the bunker, which Nance accepts.\r\n\r\nLittle surprise that Tate takes the camels for the 3-ball but it\'s a disappointing total of only 4 - all collected on the front 9. Brett however collects a bakers dozen.\r\n\r\nSecond to Brett is Mr. G with 37 and then DJ with 34. With DJ and Tate now away for a couple of weeks, the spectre of the unpopular 5-ball now rears it\'s ugly head.\r\n\r\n',1,'','',200,465,1,1),
(470,'2008-11-09','2008-11-09 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-12-11 23:34:06',3,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'It\'s the second week of the winter Strictly Come Golfing Competition, but as the Villa Three have strangely prioritised watching losing at home to Middlesborough, and it\'s a non-Cutie-Cutie week, there\'s only 4 on the tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s been wazzing down overnight and there\'s more leaves on the course than you could shake a stick at, which obscures any balls not finding the middle of the fairway (also more than you could shake a stick at).\r\n\r\nFat-Boy is on the \"Slimmers World\" diet and has lost 7 pounds (allegedly) but still summons up the strength to throw up the balls and pairs himself with Mr. Grumpy. It\'s a third tee start and by the sixth hole Brett\'s game is reminiscent of the tale of the Three Little Pigs - lot\'s of huffing and puffing, but nothing that\'s going to blow the house down. His putter is stone cold but as he warms it up, the malaise spreads to Nance who leads \"greens in regulation\" but manages to leave 8 out of his ten birdie putts short.\r\n\r\nWith Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy kntting together well, they take the front nine 22 points to 20 and with the back nine halved in 20, it\'s a popular victory for Fat-Boy Slim and The Grumpster.\r\n\r\nIndividually this week\'s Austin Healey is Brett with 36 points whilst this week\'s John Sargeant is Fat-Boy with 29. Brett collects 9 camels - a total restricted due to the increasingly popular \"de-cameling\".\r\n\r\nAs Tate and DJ now head for warmer climes, a six-ball is predicted for Week Three, but if the Slimmer\'s World diet is as good Fat-Boy says it is, and he turns sideways, we may yet think he\'s gone home.',2,'plugged.jpg','Plugged',200,0,0,1),
(471,'2008-11-09','2008-11-09 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-09 18:41:02',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(472,'2008-11-09','2008-11-09 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-09 18:41:02',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(473,'2008-11-09','2008-11-09 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-09 18:41:02',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'The match report will appear here very soon, please watch this space...',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(474,'2008-11-09','2008-11-09 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-09 19:20:27',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'It\'s the second week of the winter Strictly Come Golfing Competition, but as the Villa Three have strangely prioritised watching losing at home to Middlesborough and it\'s a non-Cutie-Cutie week, there\'s only 4 on the tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s been wazzing down overnight and there\'s more leaves on the course than you could shake a stick at thus obscuring any balls not finding the middle of the fairway (also more than you could shake a stick at).\r\n\r\nFat-Boy is on the \"Slimmers World\" diet and has lost 7 pounds (allegedly) but still summons up the strength to throw up the balls and pairs himself with Mr. Grumpy. It\'s a third tee start and by the sixth hole Brett\'s game reminds one of the tale of the Three Little Pigs - lot\'s of huffing and puffing but nothing that\'s going to blow the house down. His putter is stone cold, but as he gradually warms it up, the malaise spreads to Nance who leads \"greens in regulation\" but manages to leave 8 out of his ten birdie putts short.\r\n\r\nWith Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy kntting together well, they take the front nine 22 points to 20 and with the back nine halved in 20, it\'s a popular victory for Fat-Boy Slim and The Grumpster.\r\n\r\nIndividually this week\'s Austin Healey is Brett with 36 points whilst this week\'s John Sargeant is Fat-Boy with 29. Brett collects 9 camels - a total restricted because of the increasingly popular \"de-cameling\".\r\n\r\nAs Tate and DJ now head for warmer climes, a six-ball is predicted for Week Three, but if the Slimmer\'s World diet is as good Fat-Boy says it is, and he turns sideways, we may yet think he\'s gone home.',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(475,'2008-11-09','2008-11-09 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-11 18:20:39',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'It\'s the second week of the winter Strictly Come Golfing Competition, but as the Villa Three have strangely prioritised watching losing at home to Middlesborough, and it\'s a non-Cutie-Cutie week, there\'s only 4 on the tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s been wazzing down overnight and there\'s more leaves on the course than you could shake a stick at, which obscures any balls not finding the middle of the fairway (also more than you could shake a stick at).\r\n\r\nFat-Boy is on the \"Slimmers World\" diet and has lost 7 pounds (allegedly) but still summons up the strength to throw up the balls and pairs himself with Mr. Grumpy. It\'s a third tee start and by the sixth hole Brett\'s game is reminiscent of the tale of the Three Little Pigs - lot\'s of huffing and puffing, but nothing that\'s going to blow the house down. His putter is stone cold but as he warms it up, the malaise spreads to Nance who leads \"greens in regulation\" but manages to leave 8 out of his ten birdie putts short.\r\n\r\nWith Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy kntting together well, they take the front nine 22 points to 20 and with the back nine halved in 20, it\'s a popular victory for Fat-Boy Slim and The Grumpster.\r\n\r\nIndividually this week\'s Austin Healey is Brett with 36 points whilst this week\'s John Sargeant is Fat-Boy with 29. Brett collects 9 camels - a total restricted due to the increasingly popular \"de-cameling\".\r\n\r\nAs Tate and DJ now head for warmer climes, a six-ball is predicted for Week Three, but if the Slimmer\'s World diet is as good Fat-Boy says it is, and he turns sideways, we may yet think he\'s gone home.',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(476,'2008-11-16','2008-11-16 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-16 20:03:01',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,35,36,29,132,4,8,'It\'s the second week of the winter Strictly Come Golfing Competition, but as the Villa Three have strangely prioritised watching losing at home to Middlesborough, and it\'s a non-Cutie-Cutie week, there\'s only 4 on the tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s been wazzing down overnight and there\'s more leaves on the course than you could shake a stick at, which obscures any balls not finding the middle of the fairway (also more than you could shake a stick at).\r\n\r\nFat-Boy is on the \"Slimmers World\" diet and has lost 7 pounds (allegedly) but still summons up the strength to throw up the balls and pairs himself with Mr. Grumpy. It\'s a third tee start and by the sixth hole Brett\'s game is reminiscent of the tale of the Three Little Pigs - lot\'s of huffing and puffing, but nothing that\'s going to blow the house down. His putter is stone cold but as he warms it up, the malaise spreads to Nance who leads \"greens in regulation\" but manages to leave 8 out of his ten birdie putts short.\r\n\r\nWith Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy kntting together well, they take the front nine 22 points to 20 and with the back nine halved in 20, it\'s a popular victory for Fat-Boy Slim and The Grumpster.\r\n\r\nIndividually this week\'s Austin Healey is Brett with 36 points whilst this week\'s John Sargeant is Fat-Boy with 29. Brett collects 9 camels - a total restricted due to the increasingly popular \"de-cameling\".\r\n\r\nAs Tate and DJ now head for warmer climes, a six-ball is predicted for Week Three, but if the Slimmer\'s World diet is as good Fat-Boy says it is, and he turns sideways, we may yet think he\'s gone home.',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(477,'2008-11-16','2008-11-16 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-16 20:03:10',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,33,33,25,147,5,8,'It\'s the second week of the winter Strictly Come Golfing Competition, but as the Villa Three have strangely prioritised watching losing at home to Middlesborough, and it\'s a non-Cutie-Cutie week, there\'s only 4 on the tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s been wazzing down overnight and there\'s more leaves on the course than you could shake a stick at, which obscures any balls not finding the middle of the fairway (also more than you could shake a stick at).\r\n\r\nFat-Boy is on the \"Slimmers World\" diet and has lost 7 pounds (allegedly) but still summons up the strength to throw up the balls and pairs himself with Mr. Grumpy. It\'s a third tee start and by the sixth hole Brett\'s game is reminiscent of the tale of the Three Little Pigs - lot\'s of huffing and puffing, but nothing that\'s going to blow the house down. His putter is stone cold but as he warms it up, the malaise spreads to Nance who leads \"greens in regulation\" but manages to leave 8 out of his ten birdie putts short.\r\n\r\nWith Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy kntting together well, they take the front nine 22 points to 20 and with the back nine halved in 20, it\'s a popular victory for Fat-Boy Slim and The Grumpster.\r\n\r\nIndividually this week\'s Austin Healey is Brett with 36 points whilst this week\'s John Sargeant is Fat-Boy with 29. Brett collects 9 camels - a total restricted due to the increasingly popular \"de-cameling\".\r\n\r\nAs Tate and DJ now head for warmer climes, a six-ball is predicted for Week Three, but if the Slimmer\'s World diet is as good Fat-Boy says it is, and he turns sideways, we may yet think he\'s gone home.',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
(478,'2008-11-16','2008-11-16 08:00:00',7,2,67,67,'','2008-11-16 20:03:10',2,'1900-01-01 00:00:00',0,33,33,25,147,5,8,'It\'s the second week of the winter Strictly Come Golfing Competition, but as the Villa Three have strangely prioritised watching losing at home to Middlesborough, and it\'s a non-Cutie-Cutie week, there\'s only 4 on the tee.\r\n\r\nIt\'s been wazzing down overnight and there\'s more leaves on the course than you could shake a stick at, which obscures any balls not finding the middle of the fairway (also more than you could shake a stick at).\r\n\r\nFat-Boy is on the \"Slimmers World\" diet and has lost 7 pounds (allegedly) but still summons up the strength to throw up the balls and pairs himself with Mr. Grumpy. It\'s a third tee start and by the sixth hole Brett\'s game is reminiscent of the tale of the Three Little Pigs - lot\'s of huffing and puffing, but nothing that\'s going to blow the house down. His putter is stone cold but as he warms it up, the malaise spreads to Nance who leads \"greens in regulation\" but manages to leave 8 out of his ten birdie putts short.\r\n\r\nWith Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy kntting together well, they take the front nine 22 points to 20 and with the back nine halved in 20, it\'s a popular victory for Fat-Boy Slim and The Grumpster.\r\n\r\nIndividually this week\'s Austin Healey is Brett with 36 points whilst this week\'s John Sargeant is Fat-Boy with 29. Brett collects 9 camels - a total restricted due to the increasingly popular \"de-cameling\".\r\n\r\nAs Tate and DJ now head for warmer climes, a six-ball is predicted for Week Three, but if the Slimmer\'s World diet is as good Fat-Boy says it is, and he turns sideways, we may yet think he\'s gone home.',1,'','',200,470,1,1),
