Controversy always seems to stalk Muffins matches in the vicinity of the 12th tee and this week is no exception. Normally this involves Fat-Boy's rectum but in a break with tradition, this week it's Mr. Grumpy's backside that's the focus of attention.

However, two hours previously Fat-Boy has conducted the usual terpsichory and selected Turbo and Mr. Grumpy to play with. At the sandwiches the initial comparison of scores suggests it's all square; all square that is until Cutie-Cutie intervenes to award himself two extra points putting himself, Nance and DJ into the lead.

Now followers of Tiger Woods will be familiar with the shot he calls the "stinger". It's usually played off the back foot with a hooded two iron, but DJ has developed his own version that involves a rescue club and Mr. Grumpy's left arse cheek.

Mr. Grumpy is standing innocently on the 12th tee when Nance's shriek of "FORE" suggests that all may not be well. DJ's exocet takes one bounce before striking Mr. Grumpy squarely on the left buttock to general amusement all round. This after Mr. Grumpy and Fat-Boy had already shattered the composure of the preceding flight by putting 4 succesive balls into the woods behind them. 

While at least one of Mr. Grumpy's daughters has a butterfly tattooed on their bum, he now has a mirror image of the word "Titleist" set off by a green shamrock.

That aside it's another good day-bad day for Turbo with his equal top spot with DJ being tempered by the camels, two ducks and an OOB.

