It's a lovely morning, the fairways are hard and the ball's running miles, the rouigh has been trimmed and the greens are receptive and true. There's a full complement of 8 Muffins and they take full advantage of the high scoring opportunity to rack up 40 camels, 6 ducks and 4 OOB's which, with the addition of a few OWL fines swells Mr. Grumpy's back pocket to the tune of £25.

Fat-Boy selects Mr. Grumpy, Tate and DJ to stroll round with him but at half-way there's a 5 point deficit. DJ has decided to play his part in the re-turfing of Wembley by removing vast acreages of OGC teeing ground with his driver and Fat-Boy contrives to put his tee shot on the 8th under the turf rather than on it. Tate and Mr. Grumpy are having their usual mix of brilliance and self abuse. 

Nonetheless, under Fat-Boy's astute captaincy the situation is turned around such that they win the back 9 and limit the damage. Newly crowned camel-king Nance accrues 23 of said ruminents and, un-surprisingly, fails to de-duck from the Grand Canyon that is the stream in front of the 18th.

Tate and Brett shared the individual spoils with 10 points apiece and perhaps uniquely, every Muffin picks up at least 4.

