Nice morning, good company, wins for England in the rugby and for Wolves in the footie - all is set up for an enjoyable morning, which Turbo then ruins by hitting an unstoppable run of form.

Partnered with Stan and Mr. Grumpy, Turbo has a solid, if unspectacular front nine but then, fuelled by bacon and sausage, then turns up the wick and comes home in 24 points (Mr. Grumpy robbed him of a point on the 12th which the computer spots). The result is 10 Muffin points to extend his lead at the top of the table - the rest, nowhere. 