Sunday 25th November and to avoid the Ladies Salver the Muffins make an early start at 08:00am, which has nothing whatsoever to do with Mr. Grumpy needing to get off early for lunch. Unusually it's a Brett-free week as he's claiming 'a sore heel' which, in the litany of Muffin's excuses, is a pretty lame one (geddit?!). It's also a Cutie Cutie free week and there's talk of an aggregated roll-up fine for continuous non-appearances. But it doesn't get much beyond an opening proposition by the Fat-Boy. 
 
Mr. Grumpy proudly shows off his new hat which bears his name 
Anyway, the Top Tosser does his thing and selects himself, Tate and Turbo against Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy. 

DJ has a new driver, it's a legal version of his old driver, but seems never rise more than 3 feet off the ground. It will be in the garage alongside the square one before Christmas. 

Under the new handicap system people are getting shots in all sorts of new places and Mr. Grumpy capitalises on his two shots up the 7th with a 4 nett 2. It's a game of two halves. Team B are 2 points ahead at the sarnies, but Team A pull themselves together on the back nine to win by the same margin and, perhaps uniquely, the match is halved, 84 to 84. For Team B, DJ collects 11 camels, Nance having survived a sweaty-palmed wedge from thick rough. For Team B, Fat-Boy collects 8 camels, Turbo having putted his way in from 120 yards on the final hole. 

Individually it's a close run thing with only a 3 point spread. Tate and Mr. Grumpy tie on 37, no-one's worse than 34 and despite 2 handicap-protecting BOOBs on 16 and 18, Mr. Grumpy loses his two shots up the 7th. 

There's a welcome return to the putting green of a diminutive, Scottish comedienne. 