A rich vein of form continues for the Fat-Boy as he goes into the first match of the Summer 2011 season off the back of a nett 66 in the previous days Div 1 Medal.  However, always the bridesmaid, as in previous weeks, his efforts were only good enough for 2nd place once again.

Cutie-Cutie has, it seems, found the correct configuration for his new R11 driver.  Whilst very effective for Cutie-Cutie, we doubt those in the Taylor-Made stable on the tour will be happy with the "shit and slappy" setting which Cutie-Cutie used to good effect.

Cutie-Cutie takes the honours on week 1 with an impressive 39 points, and it was enough, along with Turbo, to take the team honours as well.  Fat-Boy was the only other player to pick up any points at all.  Fat-Boys efforts were, once again, temporarily impeded by imminent bowel moverments shortly after the sandwiches.  A stretegic placement of his tee-shot on the 13th was required, some 40 yards out-of-bounds, and this enabled him to make good use of baby-wipes for the 2nd week running.  Fat-Boy refused to accept a retrospective fine for this misdemeanour, although it seems to be becomng a habit, so maybe a new extras category should be considered, going forward.