Sunday morning and so, with the superb, nay unique organisational skills Mr. Grumpy is famous for, a lie-in and late breakfast has been scheduled and it's a relaxed touring party that head south to Boat of Garten.

Nestled between the River Spey and a steam railway, a couple of Muffins might suggest there is insufficient room for a golf course. It's tree-lined, hilly yet undeniably pretty and Tate, Guido and Mr. Grumpy to name but three get to practise their general forestry management and tree-spotting skills.

Howevr, Bainey has now attached his ball to his metal woods with a piece of string (short) and once again negotiates his way around with the same Titleist 3 that has served him since Day 1. Thirty nine points is his reward and sends him into a clear lead.

The "Pro Tip" on the opening hole suggests "a medium iron to the right side of the green allowing the ball to feed down off the contours to the flag".

Mr. Grumpy interprets this as "a vicious hook with the 7 wood up against the OOB fence on 18, followed by a hack out and then an overhit wedge into the railway embankment". It's much more entertaining.

The 15th hole sees Bainey entertain a small crowd by putting in from an umpromising lie under a tree at the back of a severely sloping green, whilst on the 17th Guido, having already had several hacks out of the trees to get in a bunker, then tries to empty it with about ten increasingly angry swipes. Unsurprisingly, this costs his compadres the camel fine.

After much debate, the evening meal is spent in a Gordon Ramsey endorsed curry house. It's crap, the waiter admits he knows nothing and although Guido and Fat-Boy order the same meal, they arrive looking considerably different. Upon complaning, Fat-Boy's meal is then re-served on a different plate. 

This is followed by a visit to a "Ceilidh Bar" - also crap.