Turbo is in Scotland, Nance and Fat-Boy are playing a Winter Foursome and Tate is in the slough of despond so, once again, it's a half-strength field for week 3.

DJ pairs up with Brett and Cutie-Cutie is twinned with Mr. Grumpy both of whom are pleased that the hurricane winds have passed which might have been unsuited to their normal ball flight. The swollen stream is in play early as DJ shanks a chip into it on the 2nd and Cutie-Cutie executes a de-duck as the water laps over his shoes on the 4th. In fact Cutie-Cutie sets some sort of record by first de-owling by turning up, de-ducking three times and even de-cameling.

By the 6th the Muffins have to give way to Nance and Fat-Boy's Foursome. This results in a 10 minute delay as the two pairs scrat about in the trees, rough and leaves such that Nance and Fat-Boy finally shade the hole with a quality score of seven.

At the sandwiches DJ and Brett have eked out a slender one point lead courtesy of Brett who is the only competitor with a golf game, which is then extended to a clear five points by the end. Brett's individual 34 points is sufficient for a bus-ride margin of victory.