With only 5 days to recover from Tour a certain "heavy leggededness" was exhibited by several Muffins. In fact seven Muffins nearly became six when Mr. Grumpy thought he was off to the NHS Malvern Flower Show and, as it transpired, this would have been the sounder decision. In the event he joins Nance, Fat-Boy, Tate in the second group while Turbo, Brett and DJ do the pathfinding.

On the 4th Nance discovers he's playing with a dislocated wrist and by the 15th Mr. Grumpy's come out in sympathy with a dislocated ankle. Evidenced by his 3 OOBs, Fat-Boy is merely dislocated from reality.

Despite general low-scoring it's revealed that a steadier performance from the lead 3-ball has secured them £2 at the sandwiches. Mr. Grumpy shows Lawrence and Helen the breakfast menu from the St Andrews clubhouse that adds, muesli, fresh fruit and several bakery items to the standard fried fare - but Lawrence consigns this to the bin.

Mr. Grumpy takes a circuitous route to the 10th green via two big slices. As he walks past the wrong side of 9th tee Dave Widall, in an effort to be helpful, points out the location of a bruised and battered scrob-dobbler "Top-Flite". Mr. Grumpy inspects it, rejects it and swats it away in disdain. That's a pity because it turns out to be Turbo's drive off the 11th.

On the 15th hole Tate not only fails to make the Ladie's tee, but fails to make the Yellow Tee as well and having walked all of the 5 yards to his ball then declares he now has the wrong club!

Mr. Grumpy's tee shot on the 16th cannons into the OOB but careers across the 15th green, through the following 4-ball and "possibly" into the bunker where he decides to abandon it.

In the clubhouse he argues that he cannot possibly pick up an OOB fine because it wasn't. Nance then offers him the alternative of £3.25 in camel fines so, sensibly, he selects the former.

Maintaining his Tour form DJ collects the 10 points courtesy of a 32, followed by Brett and Fat-Boy on 31. Camel-meisters are Brett and Nance. The 9's are halved, with DJ, Turbo and Brett taking the match 

