A throughly miserable morning with arguably even less entertainment than that served up by Scotland vs Wales and, for Mr. Grumpy, almost as expensive.

Constant drizzle throughout, the sun only shines on Turbo who maintains his form and triumphs once again. Turbo, Fat-Boy and sleeping partner Mr. G collect the money from Nance and Stan. 

On the 5th and last tee there are 20 camels at stake. Mr. Grumpy is holding and goes last. Nance hits the green, Turbo and Stan are short of the stream but straight. Fat-Boy is left of the left hand bunkers on a bare lie. Mr. Grumpy is in the right hand bunker.

Stan and Turbo find the green. Fat-Boy thins his chip into Mr. Grumpy's bunker and now all Mr. G has to do is flop his out - the ball that is. He makes good contact and air mails the green into to the far bunker to put the tin hat on one of his poorest displays.

It seems to Mr. Grumpy that Brett might have had the right idea.

Despite another victory Tubo somehow suffers no further reduction to his handicap. Is the Winter Comp all over bar the shouting?