Nance and Fat-Boy are winning their Summer 4-ball, Tate's gone to Tampa for a 5 minute meeting and Cutie-Cutie is with the kids so it's just the four Muffins this week. Mr. Grumpy elects to play with Brett leaving DJ to partner Turbo.

Mr. Grumpy can neither putt nor chip and DJ rents a condo in Blob City so it's left to Turbo and Brett to do most of the scoring. With one hole to go Brett and Mr. Grumpy have a comfortable two point lead and it's only then  - that un-noticed by Mr. G and Brett - the Pope pops in en-route to Cofton Park and bestows his manifold blessings on Turbo. A 4 nett 2 for four points down the second hole is the result and victory is snatched from the jaws of defeat.

Brett legs it back to Worcestershire pronto leaving Turbo and DJ to quaff the communion wine whilst Mr. Grumpy's orange and lemonade turns to bitter bile. DJ is now putting Turbo forward for beatification whilst Mr. Grumpy wishes to remind the Vicar of Christ that in terms of infallibility, he is but a novice.   