(Apologies, Dear Reader, if this report contains any errors, but I'm having difficulty focussing owing to the bilious green now adopted for the web site and shortly will have to leave the keyboard to throw up).

Anyway, Sunday June 15th is another lovely morning and six Muffins assemble at the slightly odd and spuriously accurate tee time of 08:25am. Cutie-Cutie has partnered Nance (unsuccessfully) the previous day and Fat-Boy is playing hide the gendarme's baton in gay Paree, so DJ does the tossing and pits Nance, Turbo and Tate against himself, Brett and Mr. Grumpy.

"At least I won't be picking up the camels" thinks Nance. Ha!

It's a steady if unspectacular front 9 from all players, but the second trio get their scores to knit together a little better and so lead by four points at halfway. It's a welcome return to form by DJ - which is just as well as the match reporter was starting to exhaust his stock of derogatory metaphors. 

In particular DJ's putting malaise seems to have been passed on to Nance and maybe this will result in the reappearance of the putter nicked from the Tudor Grange Park Pitch and Putt that served him so well in his early career.

While the second flight continue to make good progress on the homeward nine, Turbo, Tate and Nance fall apart to lose £4.00, 85 points to 74. The Big Kahuna is DJ with 38, followed by Brett with 36. Mr. Grumpy and Nance - against all the odds - are the camel kings whilst Mr. Grumpy and Tate also have a dalliance with the gardens. Mr. Grumpy has ridded himself of the "game of two halves" syndrome in favour of something that is now more symmetrically crap.

All in all a satisfactory - if incident free - morning.





