Another sylvan morning at the idyll that is OGC and at last there's an even number as Tate and DJ are mystery absentees leaving two 3-balls to battle it out. For once the Fat-Boy manages two clear ball groupings at the toss and he sets off with Turbo - who's hoping that his streak of form is still present and Nance who, having not troubled Mr Royd Birkett-Barker the previous day, is now probably over-trained.

Mr. Grumpy has been fortunate to have been paired with Cutie-Cutie and Brett whereby his opening two blobs are of no account as his partners pile on the points. Mr. Grumpy's game is as much a mystery to him as it is to anyone else. He once again fails to find any fairways, but uncharacteristically rescues himself from ignominy with chips and single putts most of the way round.

At the excellent sarnies 41 points from Team B is sufficient for an insurmountable lead and although Team A - in particular Fat-Boy and Turbo -  get their act together to halve the back 9 in 41, it's to no avail. Cutie-Cutie shades the individual honours with 38 points from Brett's 36.

Nance and the Grumpster pick up the camels and there's a smattering of ducks, OOBs and retrospective OWLS to swell Mr. Grumpy's holiday pocket money ....oops, the kitty.......by £15.

It's a moot point whether there will be a match next week as the Captain seems determine to bugger things up thus saving Mr. Grumpy and the Fat-Boy some OWLS.