With Tate and DJ missing the cut in the Portuguese Masters and Fat-Boy prioritising his barbeque chums, it's an awkward 5-ball from the 6th tee on a frosty, clear morning. The toss pairs Cutie-Cutie with Nance leaving the great triumverate of Brett, Turbo and Mr. Grumpy.

The low sun, frost and autumn leaves cause problems such that a couple of balls are lost not far from the fairway, but it's a generally uncontroversial morning of modest scoring. The three versus two format, added to the fact that Brett has to leave with three holes still remaining, puts an undue strain on the Duckworth-Walters scoring system. Awarding Brett his scoring average over the first 15 holes to the missing three, adding his age divided by his unpaid fines, multiplying by the cosine of the age of his clubs and subtracting the tangent of Turbo's dick still can't produce a straightforward result.

It is believed that Nance and Cutie-Cutie won the front nine, with the back nine halved.

Nance shades the individual scoring