Week 3. Cutie-Cutie continues his rehabilitation and Fat-Boy and Tate are at opposite ends of the country, so it's an awkward 5-ball from the 6th tee.

Someone tosses up and DJ is paired with Turbo.

There then occurs an unfortunate shift in the time-space continuum which causes Nance to play a course located in a parallel dimension. It looks remarkably like Olton, but it's located some 50 yards to the right.

Early doors it's clear it's going to be a lucrative day on the camels front with a tally of 6 racked up by the end of the second hole - something that Mr. Grumpy will live to regret. 

A welcome visitor is Cutie-Cutie who takes advantage of the spring sunshine to join the boys for a stroll - though disappointingly he arrives too late to buy the sandwiches. In the event it's a reasonably close and competitive match with the 3-ball shading both 9's and the match. With 3 holes to go Nance reappears from a galaxy far, far away to add a closing 8 points and his individual 33 is enough to take the "Muffin's Ten" from DJ with 31.

With 22 camels to play for on the 5th and final hole an exciting finish was always in prospect and so it proves with Mr. Grumpy adding another 2 to Turbo's ill-disguised relief. With 3 OOB's to add, it's an expensive day for the Grumpster. Mind you, he's had to keep all five individual scores, two team scores, count the camels, buy the sarnies and find more balls in his bag. 