It's the Annual Turkey Trot and six Muffins attempt to win a Christmas Dinner but succeed only in playing like turkeys.

Top performers are Nance and DJ with 32 points, marred by a couple of blobs on the back 9. Turbo has a great day with the driver and supports Fat-Boy to the tune of 29 points and bringing up the rear are Cutie-Cutie and Mr. Grumpy who contrive to lose a couple of balls and generally scrat about for somewhat less.

Normal service will be resumed next week.