Having passed a fitness test on Thursday night under the watchful eye of the Grumpster, it's a welcome return to sandwich buying for Cutie-Cutie who makes up a four-ball with a number of other Muffins being elsewhere.

He partners Brett to a narrow victory by just the one point over Nance and Mr. Grumpy with the two nines shared. Claiming a dodgy handicap of 14 (which examination of Winter 2009/10 records actually proves to be 13.15) Cutie-Cutie also takes the 10 Muffin's points with a creditable 36. Brett has a game of two halves - wittering and non-wittering, Nance is shagged out after 72 holes in 3 days and Mr. Grumpy is just crap and racks up another shed-load of fines.

The main topic of conversation is the Eurovision Song Contest in which the United Kingdom, despite leading the world in popular music for the last four decades, contrives to come last - again. It is noted that our only votes came from Albania, Azerbaijan, Ireland and the Netherlands and thus only these countries should be considered for any upcoming holidays in the Euro-Zone and support, where applicable, in the World Cup. 

Unless any of the others are playing Germany, obviously.

Or Australia.

And Argentina.