The PGA Tour decide to suspend play when experiencing 35mph winds at La Quinta.  For Muffins, there are no such thoughts.  35mph winds are classified as a mere Zephyr at OGC.

A non-standard 4-ball for once, made possible due to Fat-Boys decision to play with his mates. Nance stands in as tosser, and decides to play with Turbo, leaving Stan to consider if Cutie-Cutie has got a low piercing ball-flight in his locker.

Muffins tourists were comparing the conditions with Bude in 2003.  Drivers were the order of the day at the par 3 5th, and even then, no-one reached the stream.  Mr. Grumpy may have been very grumpy, had he been in attendance  However he was savouring the suN-drenched beaches of Padstow for the weekend.

A comfortable 4-point lead at the turn for Nance and Turbo, was being eroded gradually from the 10th.  By the 18th, there was only a single point in it.   Into the teeth of the gale, all hit career best drives.  Turbo and Stan manage to get past the ladies tee by a few yards.  Nance and Cutie fail to reach the fairway.  Hours later, the hole is complete, with Nance picking up the camels on the final hole.

The scores are in dispute in the bar, since it appears Nance and Turbo have taken it by a short head.  However, with Cutie-Cutie giving the scores very close attention, the computer is called into action to validate the scores.  The computer, inexplicably, decide that Cutie-Cutie and Stan have taken the back 9 and the match.  

Nance picks a significant fine bill, adding a duck to his camel total.  Fortunately, it is 50th birthday today, and he hopes someone has put some money in his cards to pay his fines.  Fat chance.