Fat-Boy sneaks into the Club in jeans, but fortunately is off to play with his new friends so doesn't bring any disgrace on the Muffins. This leaves seven Muffins and Nance decides to play with Brett and Cutie-Cutie. 

Mr. Grumpy, the well-known Yam-Yam thus has to partner the Villa-Boys and listen to 4 hours moaning about Martin O'Neill's dormancy in the transfer market and the wisdom or otherwise of James Milner leaving one non-Champions League club for another.

Fortunately Mr. Grumpy is "in the zone" as indeed are Turbo and DJ.

In fact it's a pretty high-scoring day and the 4-ball in particular break all records in turning a 15 point margin on the front 9 to a 17 point margin overall.

The big news of the day is Tate's triumphal return to the head of the fines table, a position held as a personal fiefdom by Mr. Grumpy since week 1. Parallels with Tiger's position in the world ranking's are obvious. 

Mr. Grumpy strolls to 10 Muffins points and suffers a swingeing handicap cut for his pains. Incurring no fines, he might even have come out of the day with a profit had not the usual farce of the fines/match settlement somehow stripped him of all his cash. 