Tate is overcome with emotion after his historic hole-in-one during the previous day's Birkett Barker, DJ is working and Cutie-Cutie is with the kids so it's an unpopular 5-ball for the 1st Sunday in August. However, 5-balls are now legitimate apparently so Fat-Boy decides that the most fun can be had by pairing Nance with Brett leaving him to skipper Mr. Grumpy and Turbo.

Fat-Boy has had several sherberts and a curry both of which decide they no longer they want to be part of his digestive system. This dictates a start on the 6th hole and even so it's even money whether Fat-Boy will reach the sanctuary of the half-way house without an accident.

The Bicker Twins are true to their sobriquet and although the back 9 margin to the 3-ball is only a single point, their 5 point lead on the first 9 is enough for a comfortable victory. Fat-Boy and Mr. Grumpy take ten Muffin points apeice and Mr. Grumpy's handicap has now suffered more cuts than the Government's public sector budget.

