An early start with Muffins having to kick off early to avoid the rush caused by the OGC Open Mixed-Gruesomes.  Seemingly not a problem with 6 Muffins on the tee promptly for a 7:57:54am for 8:02:15am start. Brett could have done with a couple of extra minutes to iron his cardie, which had clearly been in his bag for a couple of weeks.   

Top-tosser decrees that Mr. Crumpled-Cardie should go out with Mr. Wittering II and Mr. Been-Let-Down-Again.  

Despite the benign and perfect conditions, scoring on the front 9 was particularly unimpressive, with only Nance and Brett capable of putting a score together, accumulating 19 points each.  Cutie-Cutie starting throwing his clubs from as early as the first, but somehow managed 15 points at the turn.  Concious that his team mates couldn't possibly compensate fully for his lack of scoring, Cutie-Cutie was convinced he'd be handing over the full £4 at the the finish - so when offered the opportuinity to only hand over £3 to DJ at the butty-stop, if he did so there and then, he jumped at the chance. Play this man at poker, he clearly has no idea.  Despite his efforts, his team had actually won the front 9.

The back 9 was a different story.  Cutie-Cutie finds his game, stops throwing his clubs around the course, and come back in 19 points.  Nance and Bretts games disappear.   

Nances score is dramatically affected by a blob on 18 - having pushed his 2nd into the trees on the right, he is faced with semingly no shot. However, he spots a chink of light though the tree ahead.  Fat-Boy in unconvinced that Nance should attempt this impossible shot, and wagers that if Nance achieves it, he'll give him a BJ.  Nance, concerned that Fat-Boy may actually pay up, duly duffs his shot and misses the chink.  A blob and no BJ result - thank god for that.

Cutie-Cutie takes the individual honours, and together with Turbo and Brett he takes the match as well.  Pity he'd already paid up at the turn!.  DJ and Turbo pick up the camels.

