The last match of Summer 2011 sees Nance crowned "Champion Golfer of the Year" but it's another strange affair that sees the Muffins again transformed into the Muggs (Muzza's Unknown Guests Golf Society) and, once again, these guests are late so 2x3-balls are despatched leaving Fat-Boy to marshall his troops and take responsibility for all their fines. 

The pairings are presided over by Caddy Ryan who throws up the balls and then gives them a desultory kick that results in a Nance, DJ and Mr. Grumpy axis and a Turbo, Cutie-Cutie, Stan combo. 

"Caddy" is probably too generous a term. The flag is seldom removed, balls are never cleaned, shots are regularly subjected to scorn and putting lines are trampled over with gay abandon. He even disappears for a poo with two holes to go. Fanny would be proud.

The team result is more than ever immaterial with the scores impossible to input in any meaningful way, but individually Nance emerges victorious with a modest 34 points. For the second competition running Turbo finishes 1st Loser which is a cause for much congratulation.

Shot of the day is played by Fat-Boy's tall guest in red who, having shanked his approach to the 9th green onto the 10th fairway by the old Ladies' tee, then shanks a wedge "behind square" onto the roof of the garages to Dovehouse Court. This is not so much a crap shot but one, that if repeatable in other circumstances, might earn him a decent living.

