Last Sunday in January and the cold snap continues, but it's full greens and only Cutie-Cutie is absent. The new steward has also got his act together so Brett's Mom is stood down, but now has enough bacon to last her for a few weeks.

Another uncontroversial toss sends out Nance, DJ and Tate to be followed by Turbo, Fat-Boy, Brett and Mr. Grumpy who spends the entire morning doing an Ian Dury impersonation owing to his knackered Achilles tendons.

The greens are frozen such that the ideal approach lands 20 metres short and trundles onto the putting surface although the putting itself is remarkable true. The 4-ball shade the front 9 and then unexpectedly sneak the back 9 as well for a narrow victory and for the second week running, Mr. Grumpy, despite walking like Chester in pursuit of "Mr Dillon", notches up the ten points.

It's a bostin week for the fines with Fat-Boy and Nance sharing 31 camels and there's a smattering of OOB's and a duck. Highlights include Turbo's trick shot on the 16th tee where the ball strikes the wooden edging strip to the new rubberised astro and careers into the trees left.

Finally, remember this, it may come in useful, Tonto's horse was called "Scout".