Sunday morning and so, with the superb, nay unique organisational skills Mr. Grumpy is famous for, a lie-in and late breakfast has been scheduled and it's a relaxed touring party that head south to Boat of Garten.

Nestled between the River Spey and a steam railway, a couple of Muffins might suggest there is insufficient room for a golf course. It's tree-lined, hilly yet undeniably pretty and Tate, Guido and Mr. Grumpy to name but three, get to practise their forestry and tree-spotting skills.

Bainey however has now attached his ball to his metal woods with a piece of string (short) and once again negotiates his way around with the same Titleist 3 that has served him since Day 1. Thirty nine points is his reward and sends him into a clear lead.

The "Pro Tip" on the opening hole suggests "a medium iron to the right side of the green allowing the ball to feed down off the contours to the flag".

Mr. Grumpy interprets this as "a vicious hook with the 7 wood up against the OOB fence on 18, followed by a hack out and then an overhit wedge into the railway embankment".

The 15th hole sees Bainey entertain a small crowd