The Winter 2009/2010 Season has started with a whimper rather than a bang as after last week's wash out, Week Two sees only 4 Muffins contest an uncompleted round. It's dark, dank and miserable (no, not Mr. G, the weather) and only Nance, Brett, Turbo and Mr. Grumpy are in attendance.

They elect to start on the 3rd which, after being delayed by Winter Foursomes and Bones playing some M. Mouse singles competition, means they don't get round to the 1st before the Ladies commence another ruddy competition. However, an early finish at least means Brett can get off to his swimming lesson on time.

Mr. Grumpy partners Nance to a comfortable (if void) team win over the 16 holes played whilst Nance trousers 10 individual points to take an early lead in the "Jack S**t Trophy.

The highlight of the morning is Mr. Grumpy's tale of taking delivery of his brand new Jaguar XF on the Wednesday, going fishing on the Thursday and getting it stuck axle deep in thick mud such that the RAC have to be summoned to tow him out. This result in an expensive full outside and inside valet on the Friday.

Other than that it's an unsatisfactory morning. Let's hope for better next week.