Absentees a-plenty for the Easter Sunday match meant that it was down to a 3-ball of Brett, Fat-Boy and Nance.  A ceremonial tossing was required and although it looked much more legitimate than usual, the results of the tossing were ignored.

After a couple of unremarkable holes, Fat-Boy is annoyed to see his favourite past-Captain pull rank and jump in on the 3rd tee whilst he was putting out on 2. With his pulse still racing he then proceeds to send a shanked drive off 3 into the copse behind the 5th green.  A brand new Srixon never to be seen again.  His provisional takes a convoluted route to the ladies locker room, to be returned to its rightful owner by Tony Ridding.  What Tony was doing in the ladies locker room is anyone's guess.  Blob.

Despite the entertainment on 3, decent scores are recorded by the 3 amigos by the turn, with Nance shading it by a couple.

Brett and Fat-Boy start the close the gap as early as the 10th, and by the 15th, it was nip and tuck.  However Nance steps on the gas on 16 and a birdie-birdie-birdie finish pisses on Brett and Fat-Boys chips so that clear victory by 5 points results.

A mediocre day for extras, with Brett adding a duck and 6 camels to Fat-Boys Boob on the 3rd.  The £5 contribution from the absentees was, therefore, much appreciated.




