For the second week running it's an unpopular 5 ball from the 6th and Mr. Grumpy conducts a dodgy toss which pairs him with Nance - for the second week running.

Cutie-Cutie, fresh from his triumph at Coventry Finham is on the second of the 46 different settings on his new driver so there's just 44 left - and they will be needed. Cutie-Cutie plays "like a knob" but strangely in a low scoring encounter his 32 points is enough to collect the individual ten from DJ and Nance with 9 each and Mr. Grumpy with 8.

The teams finish equal so no money changes hands other than DJ who sets an individual record by collecting 23 camels. The closing hole is the 5th. Nance is safe in the fringe. Cutie-Cutie and Mr. Grumpy are in bunkers, Turbo is some way off the green to the right and DJ is in the water. Turbo chips into the bunker as Cutie-Cutie and Mr. G splash out.

DJ decides to save himself £1 by de-ducking, a risky strategy at the best of times. The ball richochets off a stone and comes out at 45 degrees into the front right bunker. Thus, £1 saved is transformed into £5.75 lost.

With one week keft in the hunt for Winter honours, non-playing Fat-Boy has snuck into the lead. Turbo cannot play next week so, barring a disaster or an unthinkable no-show, Fat-Boy is in the box seat.

