It's a glorious day for watching your son play bowls so that's where Nance is. Tate is still nursing a dodgy knee and Stan's whereabouts are unknown so, once again it's a five ball. It can only be a matter of time before the PGA and PGA European Tours recognise this as the format of the future.

Fat-Boy decides that a partnership with Turbo and Mr. Grumpy is his best bet and what a wise decision this turns out to be as these two are the only players to trouble the computer. Phoenix-like Mr. Grumpy rises from the ashes of his previous game to spread eagle the field with a 41 point total that should have been at least three points more w/o a handicap protecting run of three-stabs on the last three holes.

DJ spends most of the morning describing Mr. Grumpy as the "luckiest golfer in the world" without appreciating the skill required in chunking a wedge so that it lands on the road traversing the third fairway thus allowing it to bounce up and trickle onto the front of the green. However, it remains to be seen how much of a flash-in-the-pan this latest resurrection turns out to be.

Camels-wise Cutie-Cutie comes up trumps with 19 and adds a spectacular barbecue interrupting drive down the 18th.