A strange week as a maiden appearance by Bainey combined with two guest players, one of whom turns up late PLUS Mr. Grumpy's need to depart early for lunch causes much confusion. The result is a four ball and two three balls the Muffin members of which are then reconstituted as a post round four ball. There are starts from the 1st, 3rd and 6th tees such that no-one speaks to each other all morning. (All clear so far?).

Anyway, the four ball made up of DJ, Turbo, Stan and Mr. Grumpy contrive to play moderately well on the front nine, but serve up a piss-poor performance coming home to lose both nines and the match to the composite 4-ball of Tate , Nance, Fat-Boy and Bainey - I think. 

However, it should be noted that the computer thinks that 43 plus 40 equals 82 so I wouldn't take anything on this website as the gospel truth.

It's another good week for the Dinner Fund with camels, OOBs and ducks a-plenty but once again Mr.Grumpy's arse comes under attack; this time from Hanksy who's errant tee shot on the 7th seeks out the Grumpster as he stands on the 5th tee. In future Mr. Grumpy has resolved to play with a copy of Golf International down the back of his strides.

Individually this week's "Big Kahunas" were Tate and Nance with 35 points apiece.

EDIT - On the patio the match was declared a draw between the four ball of Mr.Grumpy, DJ, Turbo, Stan & the three ball of Tate, Fat-boy and Sam. The £12 kept by Fat-Boy for the kitty along with Bainey's huge fines on behalf of himself & Sam. The scores on the computer were only entered for league table and handicap purposes.