Well - what a balls-up! No-one has spotted there's a Bears vs Pears County Match scheduled which makes an 8:15am start time too late for a completed Muffins fixture. Had those playing in the Medal on the previous day been paying attention, an earlier start time should and could have been scheduled. 

As it was, come the sandwiches, the 4-ball of Mr. Grumpy, Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Turbo have 5 County foursomes matches up their arse and eventually, having been harassed continuously by Warks President John Duncombe and Geoff Ward, have to abandon their game on the 15th.

The 3-ball of Fat-Boy, DJ and Tate just manage to get round, but in order to do so, choose to ignore several shouts of "fore" from County officialdom as they meander up the 17th and then sit on the bench on the 18th tee for 20 minutes. 

So, all-in-all a most unsatisfactory morning and so as to make their displeasure known, all Muffins will be deductiing £100 from their next Olton subscription and boycotting the WUGC Dinner.

Naturally the match is declare "null and void" - a fact which is lost on DJ who, having scored 39 Stableford points, decides to enter the scores anyway in order to claim his 10 Muffin points.