Controversy at the commencement of the 2011 Tour as the Muffins embezzle £28 from the host club. Mr. Grumpy confirms there will be eight golfers @£38 per head when it turns out there are only seven which attracts a charge of £42 per head. the Head Pro chases the 4-ball down the 1st fairway, but gets no change from them, so it's one-nil to the Muffins.

Occasional member Guido claims a handicap of 23 and turns in a useful 37 points to claim the first victory of the Tour. Owing to the labyrinthine nature of the Mongu calculations, he somehow survives a handicap cut.

Fun and games en-route to the Village Hotel in Swansea when Fat-Boy decides that Mr. Grumpy's luggage bag is the ideal receptacle for empty bottles of Stella Artois.