The Final of the Warks Amateur blocks up the tee from 8:00am so the boys opt for a dawn start. However, on a positive note the presence of golfing glitterati flushes out more greenkeepers than you can shake a stick at and OGC is in manicured nick and bathed in sunshine.

Fat-Boy pits Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy against himself, Nance and Brett.

The 10th tee is not an ideal setting off point, especially for Tate and Mr. Grumpy who have been known to un-nerve those settling down with a coffee and the Sunday papers in Dovehouse Lane. Tate duly obliges. As well as OOBs there's a great deal of bunker activity early doors suggesting that the Autumn away-day in Porthcawl may yet be upgraded to a long weekend.

The front (back) 9's are shared in 40 points but on the back (front) 9 Tate, DJ and Mr. Grumpy pull away for a comfortable victory. With an individual 35 points Mr. Grumpy takes the individual honours and once more demonstrates the feast or famine that characterises his golf. Tate and Nance dob-in about £6 in camel fines.