All sorts of crap excuses for this weeks match sees only 4 Muffins and Mr. Grumpy decides to play with DJ leaving Tate to partner Brett. For an experiment all four players decide to play with a Jabulani ball which means there all manner of deviations in both ball flight and direction which obviously keeps the scoring artificially low.

Also, those expecting a tranquil morning away from the constant drone of the vuvuzela reckoned without the local rag and bone man.

At half way there's only a one point margin to Tate and Brett and the DJ/Mr. Grumpy team blob on the 7th costs them dear. The back 9 is equally competitive, "nip and tuck" you might say and the final match margin is still just the one point.

Confirming his reputation as either the luckiest (or unluckiest) golfer in history, Tate manages to bash several balls out of bounds all bar one of which bounce back into play. The crucial one being on the 18th where, from deep in the hedge to the left of the 18th green he manages to stab the ball onto the green and lag the putt for a 6 nett 4 to close out the game.