Just the four Muffins, but a red letter that marks the return of DJ. The toss pairs him with Mr. Grumpy and Stan with Nance on a glorious Spring morning.

Early signs of DJ's rehab are not encouraging as he fails to make the Ladies tee on the first, but thereafter it's a steady performance and an adequate return of 31 points that gets better as the round progresses. Elsewhere Stan is spending more time in the water than Rebecca Adlington, but somehow he and Nance knit together to shade the front 9 (although the computer subsequently disagrees, Mr. Grumpy having underestimated his handicap).

It's nip and tuck on the back 9 until the 17th when DJ and Mr. G manage to pull ahead for the first time.

DJ has the decency to collect a modest total of camels.

So, the end of another Winter season sees Cutie-Cutie collect the Jack S**t Trophy and perhaps whoever is holding the said artefact in his loft, shed or, sideboard would care to bring it to the Club next week?

Congrats to Cutie-Cutie.