It's MasterGolfer. "We're looking for an amateur golfer who can make it as a professional." "Someone who can turn-out an exceptional game of golf under pressure, - golfing doesn't get any tougher than this". 

Well you're looking in the wrong place squire.

It's a very soggy Sunday and OGC once again is open when maybe it ought not to be - and if it's open you can guarantee there'll be Muffins in attendance. Only six as it turns out. Fat-Boy is north of the border celebrating Robbie Burn's birthday and DJ has come down with PMT resulting in a morning cry-off that will cost him 4 Owls and the aggregate camels. Nance tosses the balls over the fence and sends out Brett, Cutie-Cutie and Mr. Grumpy whilst he decides to partner Tate and Turbo.

It's moist, in fact it's more suited to Rebecca Adlington that the cream of Muffins golfers but scoring is respectable and for a moment it looks as if it will be the third tied match on the trot until Mr. Grumpy realises that 2+2 is actually 4 and not 3 which enables Brett, Cutie-Cutie and himself to shade the match and £2 by a point.

Nance is in peerless form garnering a 4 point individual victory from Mr. Grumpy, but also 4 camels and with all camels heading DJ's way, it's a bit of a disppointment that Cutie-Cutie only adds another 5. 

Turbo has hosted Mr. Grumpy among others to an excellent Burn's Night Supper the night before and by the 14th, the haggis is exacting its revenge - or was it maybe the scotch and red wine? Difficult to know.